I am really, really sorry about the huge long wait. School happened. Then I was UBER depressed and was concentrating more on my wrists than my writing. Then Gin(one of my inners) calmly started to go about fucking up my life. I hate him...but he's still like my fave character in Bleach. Yeah...oh! And I really, really hurt some people because I couldn't control my mouth, so I've been working hard to fix that, cuz, I really don't want my friends of two years(the longest time I've kept friends) to start hating me...And then Gin started fucking up my renovations with that too!!!! Not to blame him cuz he's inside me so I'm really blaming me...but yeah.

~mood swing~

Anyway, Onto the Fourth!!!!! With major happy hippo cookies of death!!!!

XxXF-Flashback XxXEF-End Flashback XxXFW-Foreword XxXP-Present Time XxXS-pov switch XxXTL-Time Lapse XxXL – Location/Situation change

And woah! Teasing lemon.

XxXFW

It's been nearly eight years since I last saw my little brother. His face...I will never forget it. The horror creeping up past his nose to rest soundly in his eyes. The terror gripping his lower lip, swinging it back and forth, up and down.

And then there was his body. His sweet, innocent body. His skin so soft that to touch it should be a crime. His flesh so deliciously pale...

It's been nearly eight years since I last saw my little brother, and nearly eight years since I've craved him this much.

XxXP

Itachi smoked his cigarette calmly, blowing the smoke he inhaled out through his nose, creating swirls of molten hydrogen spinning through the air. The swirls turned and twisted, three of the swirls curled toward each other and formed three tomoes circling each other in the air. Itachi smiled and took another drag. "Deidara, you can stop." The pressure around his waist let up, and Itachi zipped up his fly with one hand while clinging to his cigarette with the other. Deidara backed up and wiped off his mouth.

"Deidara, how is the West division coming with their project?" Itachi asked, his words slithering out of his mouth like a snake poised to strike at the neck of an innocent child. Deidara flinched.

"Well..." he looked down. "...they're...still not done. But they're very close!! I swear!"

The cigarette turned to ash in Itachi's hand, the glowing scent of the nicotine still hanging in the air. "What the fuck? I gave them more time." Deidara tried to say something, but Itachi cut him off. "no, I think I can spare a few more days..." he gave Deidara a smile. "Two days. They have exactly two days."

Deidara looked a little confused, then his visible eye widened. "But, in two days...you really want to mark this glorious event on that day?! This glorious presentation of art?!"

Itachi lifted a pack of cigarettes off of the table next to the chair he was sitting in and took one out. Deidara immediately lit it for him. "Yes, I do. As an act for my brother...A surprise present on his birthday. Speaking of which, shouldn't the birthday boy get an invitation to his own birthday party?" Itachi grinned.

XxXL

Sasuke and Sai stood outside of Zetsu's doorstep, looking the man straight into his upsetting eyes.

"Thank you for your time." Sasuke said.

"Get away. It was nothing. Anything for that bitch Konan. Now leave." Zetsu spun his ceiling-fan-weapon in his hand, then slammed the door in their faces.

"A healthy goodbye, was it not?" Sai said, throwing his fake smile onto his face.

"Whatever. We need to go."

XxXTL

Sasuke set Sai down against a low brick wall, eying their surroundings. An old parking garage. After scanning the immediate area around Zetsu's house, he spotted an old parking garage. Upon closer inspection, he realized it was empty. So now here they were, pressed a low brick wall in an abandoned parking garage.

"Shit." Sasuke said, pulling a cigarette out of the pouch slung across his back. Sai's eyes widened a bit.

"When did you put those in there?" he asked, sounding genuinely curious, which was a first for him.

Sasuke glanced down at him then took another drag. "A while ago."

"You know, I never really got to ask you, what happened to make you so cold?" such an infuriating easy question. Sasuke's hand clamped down around the cigarette. He was silent for a few minutes, so Sai was just turning away when he spoke.

"My brother." He said quietly, smoke running out of his nose. "And another certain event." Sasuke couldn't believe he was talking to Sai, the man with no emotion. When he looked down to see Sai's reaction, all he got was blank stare. Well, at least Sai was normal.

He continued to slowly pull the smoke into his lungs, letting it swirl around inside of him. It wasn't healthy.

"I really wasn't expecting you to answer that. Are you sure you're Sasuke?" Sai said, smiling his ever-ready fake smile.

"Of course I'm--" Sasuke was interrupted by a faint noise. "Sai, be as quiet as possible." he whispered.

The low sound of men talking filtered up through the layers of concrete to reach Sasuke's ears. He silently pulled out his Desert Eagle, making sure the silencer was still safely attached. AS soon as he was done, twenty men rounded the corner and began traveling up the path towards them. Luckily, they had stopped in the shadow of a group of pillars, so it would be a while before the men found them.

But Sasuke couldn't help twitching as the voices grew closer and closer. His fingers tightened around his gun.

"He said they were right up here, so where are they?" came a voice.

"Don't ask me, but keep you're mouth shut. We don't want to give away our--" And then it went silent.

Sasuke was surprised, what could have happened?

"You can come out now, Sasuke. There's no point in hiding anymore." Damn. Sasuke reluctantly got up and walked around the pillar, keeping his Desert Eagle ready. Once fully around, he was met with a strange sight: A man in a black coat similar to Zetsu's was standing around twenty dead men, a broadsword in each of his hands.

"Who are you?" Sasuke asked.

"That's right. You wouldn't remember..." The man flipped his yellow hair over his shoulder, blocking his left eye from view. "I'm Deidara. And I just want to talk."

Sasuke eyed him suspiciously. "Put down the swords first." Deidara dropped them. Sasuke relaxed his grip on his gun. "What the fuck do you want to talk about?"

"Art."

"What the hell are you talking about?

"It's simple really. Tell me, when was the last time you had a birthday party?" Deidara grinned. Sasuke just narrowed his eyes.

"Why does that matter?

"Oh, it matters very much."

"Fine. I don't remember."

"I thought so." Deidara smiled and kicked a cooling body. It flew into the air and over the low brick wall, crashing down three stories to the ground. He waited until he heard a soft thump to continue. "Well, I'm here to invite you to your very own birthday party! It was supposed to be a surprise though..."

"Who told you to invite me?" Sasuke said, raising his gun back up. The man was becoming very annoying. And he could really go for some swiss cheese, bullet or natural holes.

Deidara actually laughed at that. "Well, who usually throws a party for another person? The family members un! And who do you think in your family would want to throw you a party?"

That caused Sasuke to lower his gun, it's head bowing almost as if in submission. His parents were dead. They had been for eight years. There was no family members that would throw him a party—Itachi. "Itachi." he spat out, clenching his teeth as though to break the name between them.

"Yes!! Yes, You hit it right on the nose, un. I'm actually surprised. And here I thought you were dim-witted."

"Why the hell is Itachi throwing me a birthday party? Is it to fucking massacre me like he did my parents?! Tell me you fucking idiot!" Suddenly, the gun was fully pointed at Deidara, who just backed away in pretend fear.

"I can't answer that. I was actually surprised he wanted to throw you one. Anyway, see you in two days, Sasuke." He picked up his swords.

Sasuke shot at him, but Deidara just turned his swords flat, causing the bullets to bounce off.

"I had fun talking to you, un!" he said before he jumped over the brick wall and disappeared.

"..Fuck!" Sasuke said. And Sai, finally deciding to join him, patted him on the back. It was meant to be kind, but coming from Sai it was heartless. "That is very...unfortunate." Sai said.

"Shut up." Sasuke said. "We need to get out of here."

"What are we going to do?"

"We're going to find Itachi."

XxXF

Sasuke grasped unseeingly at the sheets below him, his body arched up into the air, supported by the thick hands of the person currently fucking him. He closed his eyes, the feeling of Naruto's large cock sliding in and out of him making him groan in pleasure. Each time it slid in, he could feel a part of him melt away, it was like Naruto was burning a fever out of him.

"Fuck, Naruto!" he said, his voice coming out choppy with his ragged breathing. He looked up to see Naruto arching back, burying himself inside of him. Seeing Naruto in the amount of pleasure he was in was too much. He felt a familiar feeling spread through his torso, and then cum shot out of his cock to land on both his and Naruto's chest.

Naruto couldn't last much longer himself. After a few more thrusts, he slapped himself all the way into Sasuke and unloaded all of his cum into him. Not wanting to pull out, Naruto leaned down and kissed Sasuke on the lips, his sweaty mouth slipping over his. Naruto loved it when they just stayed like this, his member still deep inside of Sasuke, slowly softening with the lowering of their body temperatures. It was like he was a lion, perched proudly atop his faithful rock.

"Naruto?" came Sasuke's voice, penetrating not him, but the silence this time. Naruto gazed down at him foggily, still lost in his musings.

"Yes, love?" he replied, leaning down to kiss him. Sasuke's face softened and he kissed back, not wanting to miss a chance to be closer to his adorable blond. After a few seconds though, he pulled his face away.

"I just wanted to say...I love you." he said, looking up into those beautiful cerulean eyes. Naruto smiled and kissed his nose.

"I know that." he chastised, "but I love you more!"

"Uh uh! I love you more, dobe!!" he teased.

"Nope, there's no way. I love you way more than you love me. Admit it!"

"I will not! I love you the most."

Naruto sighed and slowly rotated his hips, his nearly soft member sliding around inside of Sasuke, which caused him to gasp. "I love you more, and that's final."

Sasuke almost pouted. "Fine." Naruto just smiled and kissed his nose again. Then, unable to resist the pull of Sasuke's skin, his kissed his cheeks. And then his ears. And his eyelids. His forehead. His lips. He backed away to look at the mess he had created.

"Oh yeah! I am so da Vinci! What next? Should I make you my David?" he reached a hand down to wrap around Sasuke's still-hard cock. "No, you're already hard enough. I think I'll make you smile and be my Mona Lisa."

Sasuke just looked at him. "You can be really corny at times you know?" he said. Not that he was complaining, Naruto could make him anything he wanted him to be.

"Yeah, but I know you don't mind, my little Van Gogh."

"Does that mean you want me to cut off my ear?"

"Huh? What? No! I didn't mean..." he trailed off.

"Maybe you should study a little more before you start giving me the names of old artists. For the record, da Vinci didn't sculpt David."

Naruto suddenly changed the subject. "Why do you look up to Itachi so much?"

For a minute, Sasuke was speechless. "Well...He's got a really successful job, he's good at everything. He can do anything--"

"Not me." Naruto cut in. Sasuke smiled.

"Nope. You're mine and mine alone. Which reminds me; it's my turn to top isn't it?" he said, clearly remembering their agreement.

"Oh, umm...Well, you didn't say anything...And you were really enjoying it...and." He stopped as Sasuke pulled his lips to his and kissed him deeply. Naruto could feel his love coming through the kiss. "It's okay. I really don't care that you took me. I love you too much to care." He watched successfully as Naruto's face brightened back up.

"Yeah, but I still love you more!" he played, kissing Sasuke again.

After another half hour, they were both asleep, Naruto still resting on and in Sasuke.

XxXEF

"Hey Sasuke, I found something here." Sai said, still behind the pillar holding the pouch up to his chest.

"What is it?" Sasuke replied, angrily shooting off bullets into the dead corpses.

"It's a letter from Zetsu."

"Why would I fucking care about that right now?"

"Because, he titled it 'On the Whereabouts of Pein'" Sai knew he was triumphant when Sasuke turned around and walked over to him. He held his hand out to Sai.

"Give me that fucking letter."

XxXL,S

Zetsu swung the blade around, not spending time to watch it cleave through one man's neck as he prepared to through it into another. One flick of his arm and the blade was across the room, jutting out of the chest of a man and through his back into the wall behind him, pinning him to the wall.

He then pulled Berettas out of his coat and fired them blindly around him, a floating sea of red appearing every time a bullet connected. But like most useful things, the cartridges ran out of bullets.

Zetsu dodged a few men, then sprinted to a corner of the room and pulled one of the wires. Twenty M112 demolition charges dropped from the ceiling, and the invading men froze.

Zetsu smiled. "I was getting fucking sick of this place anyway."

And he pulled the cord again.

XxXTL,S

Naruto carefully walked among the ruins of Zetsu's former house. He didn't find it surprising that no one had found his body though, he wouldn't die in a place like that. He was too tenacious.

He pulled a cigarette out of his coat and lit it, inhaling the more pleasant fumes. It wasn't long until he reached a room that looked as if it might have been a bedroom. He stalked his way over to a lump of feathers and squatted down...There. He picked up what shirt, colored light gray from dust and ash. He shook it off, then smelled it, once, twice. The faint scent of blackberries and crushing lavender sweetly filled his nose. No doubt about it, Sasuke had worn that shirt. Naruto took his lighter out of his pocket, and he held it to the bottom of the shirt. It took a while, but it started to burn. He then lit his cigarette.

He watched as the shirt burned, and the fire consuming the shirt was nothing compared to the fire consuming his eyes.

He threw the shirt, and it crumpled into a flaming mass on the floor.

"I'm coming for you, Sasuke."

XxXEND

Uh huh. That's it for this chappie...Damn, This story is really starting to come together!! And yes, the flashbacks do have a point!!...Other than just fanservice xD

And many, many thanks to my reviewers!!!!!

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