(A/N: LOLZ I gut hacked BAI random SPY. They putt chapter in chapter. Ans I dunno how 2 get RID of it. Imma verray said. :'C I luv u futZ. U guys rtad BESHT reviewers evah. /3)

We wake up to da four, which reallay did lock leik a pore. We were GETTIN freddy to Knox on da door and then run away. I insert handz around MAH Wheatley and then say "Good-bye" an make a bad face. :c

I gut reallay sacred an holy when GETTIN 2 da door and then I Knox on it and RUN AWAY. But I backed out b4 i could. Then i walked up 2 found MARY an Zim an Dib an they were do di do! I insert gasp. They an the otters dub lock at me toe. They to bossy bein otters.

When Mary dong she walk up to me w awesumeness and that's when I reelized that ALL TOASTERS TOAST TOAST.

"Y U NO LEAF MEH ALUNE?" Mary roar.

"Cuz I'm da Mary-Sue of dis fic. Go BAK to playin wit Edward Cullen's te-"

"Did sum1 call MAH nom?" says Edward and he rose from heaven becuz he is dis shoe's JESSUS!

"Mastah!" Mary pouted and lopped onto Edward but he do not cars cuz he is God. Mary wuz about 2 give play w Edward when I gut a sad face. "Gets gill hurr 1st." Mary say an take out big BEE STINGER! I gut glimmers as she stuck stinger into arm an I back out agian an died.

BUT ONLEH I DIDN'T DYE MAH SOUL.

Author's Note: Hey people of FanFiction, how are you guys? I'd like to tell you who I am, but for obvious reasons, I can't blow my cover. All I could say is that I managed to login to this "author"'s account and write a little special treat for you all. I'm tired of seeing horrible Invader Zim fics on . "Invader Zim: Born Again Christian" was bad enough for us Invader Zim fans and I can't tolerate anymore of these atrocious fanfics anymore! I'm pretty sure this will be a lesson to all of you trollfic writers to NOT mess with OUR fandom. Anyway enough of my ranting, here's my part of the fic.

When I woke up, it was rainy because it fits the emo kid scenes. I look around to find out that I'M STILL ALIVE. I FEEL FANTASTIC AND IM STILL ALIVE. ANYWAY THIS DINNER IS GREAT, IT'S SO DELICIOUS AND MOIST. Then I realized that I had started to use good grammar again, but then I got high at my BALLOON PARTY from having too much fun with balloons and I blacked out again.

When I came again. I found myself walking towards a mirror and when staring into it. I could see myself as an imperfection. Honey gold follicles and an average amount of cleavage. The hair was up to my lower breasts instead of up to my butt and my cat ears had disappeared completely from my body.

I was normal.

In a fit of mentally flawed rage, I slammed the mirror to shattered pieces and glass sliced through my oily skin. This was my worst nightmare. To become a normal human being rather than being the beautiful Sue I was meant to be. How can I fulfill that if I have flaws? I sit in a chair.

'So what have I done so far?'

'I managed to get no one except for Wheatley and a rare species of bird, but THAT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH. Those characters are from separate forms of media. My goal was to get Zim and Dib to fall in love with me! HOW THE FUCK DID THAT PLAN FAIL! Ugh, great. I'm developing a personality, now.'

Anyway, I find myself walking into my room.

I expect to see posters of my idols. You know,
Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way, Marrissa Roberts, Bella Swan, and Serenity Winter.
All and all, the best role models. EVER.

But all I see are pics of...(aw crap, I have a limit to the ".") MARY AND EDWARD! I scream my head off as I pound on the walls of my normal and catless room. I walk towards a Mary poster, in tears because of this cold-blooded Sue's torture.

"YOU FUCKING BITCH!" I cry out. "YOU RUINED MY LIFE!"

"KATIE!" I hear my sister scream. "YOU IDIOT. LEARN TO CONTROL YOUR TEMPER! NOW THERE'S GLASS EVERYWHERE!"

"...the fuck?" I mutter to myself. Am I getting called out for my own mental flaws? NO. IT CAN'T BE! MY LIFE IS RUINED! I curl up in fetal position and weep silently on my preppy girl bed (yuck.) and think that maybe some Avril Lavigne may help. I turn on my stereo but all I hear is BRITNEY SPEARS.

"SOMEBODY HELP ME!"

(A/N: HECKER. Y U DO THAT 2 KITTEH? Y U HERTZ KITTEH FEELIN LEIK DAT. THAT ISH NAWT RICE OF YOU!)

I bake on cold sweat. "Wheatley?" i carried out. I was very sacred on MAH hen. "Are you dare?" MAH buddy was againg! It hurt So BAD. I instinctively feel MAH belleh. It wuz hard leik MAH SKOOL. When I beard the sound of noses sniffing around, I new I wuz BAK to nomall and I wuz sit on rainbow hairs an dat JABBY was waitin 4 me by da windoe. Den, herded AVOX on MAH door.

Da door came down and da person there was...DIB?

(A/N: LOLZ I LEIK PILOT TWISTS! Hop u guys keep giving meh gooood reviews. I luv y'all!)