Total Drama Alphabet
Chapter 4: Day 2: Part 2: I Can't Beat Air Man
"And welcome back to Total Drama Alphabet!" Izzy exclaimed, doing a headstand. "As you know, since Izzy likes her exposition, the twenty-six contestants-"
"Twenty-five," Bridgette said, standing next to Izzy. "The other one isn't here yet."
"Oh yes, silly me," Izzy said, flipping over to stand normally. "But we do have our twenty-five contestants searching for twenty of our classic contestants, dressed as robot masters, followed by a fight to the death!" Izzy made a dramatic gesture, raising her hand.
"Heather isn't here, you know," Bridgette said. "So there's only nineteen of us as these… these, what did you call us?"
"Robot masters, and no, I didn't forget that," Izzy said, putting on a red suit, and a helmet with a boomerang on it. "I'm joining the fun!" Izzy shifted her eyes back and forth. "I'd better be quick about it, though!" Izzy looked at Bridgette, who didn't react. "You know, quick? I'd better be quick, 'cause I'm Quick Man?"
"So, when can I get one of those boxes, anyway?" Danielle asked, standing nearby as well.
"Oh yeah, forgot about you," Izzy said, yawning. "I was kind of hoping you might lose, because I don't really like you, but fine, go get your weapon. Izzy isn't that mean." Izzy leapt away, toward the forest.
Danielle shrugged, then headed for the crate. "A lot of girls are jealous of me, you know."
"You don't say," Bridgette said, with her arms crossed over her chest.
"Being so perfect is a curse, you know," Danielle said, looking at one of the weapons boxes. "Actually, I guess you wouldn't know, but trust me, it is."
"Do you honestly believe this?" Bridgette asked.
"Of course, why wouldn't I?" Danielle asked, blinking.
"No reason," Bridgette said. "I don't know, maybe Courtney could-"
"She said she was going to talk to me today, but she blew me off," Danielle said, grumbling. "Do quick boomerangs have anything to do with Quick Man?"
"I have no idea," Bridgette said, a bit confused, then shook her head. "Look, I think you're more than a little confused, but if you don't want to lose, you'd probably better go out and find those… us, whatever Izzy called us, to fight."
"You're not one, are you?" Danielle asked.
"If I am, Izzy didn't tell me," Bridgette said, chuckling to herself.
Danielle smiled. "Thank you for your help, anyway!" Danielle skipped off toward the forest, while Bridgette scratched her head.
Confession Vending Machine Room
Bridgette: I don't remember helping her… or even pretending I liked her. Is she really that clueless?
"Yes… yah, aw," Xuxa exclaimed, playing a handheld game, walking through the forest with her teammates.
"Seriously, concentrate!" Rachel shouted, getting irritated. "We have to be on the lookout for these robot masters. Stop playing that game!"
"I'll put it away when we're fighting," Xuxa said. "This is fun! Lots of cute, shmexy guys!"
"Please don't use that word," Rachel said. "It's not even a real word!"
Xuxa glared at Rachel, then smirked. "Shmexy, shmexy, shmexy!"
"Why don't you both shut up already?" Alistair shouted, covering his ears. "I don't know how anyone can stand either one of you!"
"They're not so bad," Katrina said.
"Do you ever have a bad thought about anyone?" Alistair shouted. "You're like a creep!"
"Leave her alone!" Xuxa yelled, leaping over to Alistair, slapping his face. "She never hurt anybody!"
Confession Vending Machine Room
Alistair: (rubbing his cheek) How has no one killed that hideous freak yet?
Walter: That was amusing, seeing Alistair getting pwn'd by a girl. A morbidly obese girl, but a girl, still.
Katrina: Yes, bad thoughts do enter my mind. I'm human. It's inevitable. I'm just not going to let those feelings control me anymore.
"Halt!" Trent shouted, wearing a green horse bottom costume for pants. "Who goes there?"
"Team Amazon, the best team of all," Rachel said, smirking. "And you're Trent. Bad taste in girls." Rachel shook her head. "Seriously, Gwen?"
"There's nothing wrong with Gwen," Trent said, looking surprised.
"Look, Trent, not only is she a loser, but she's happy that way," Rachel said, shuddering. "Seriously, if I were a loser, I would want all the help I could get to be popular."
"Gwen doesn't care about that," Trent said. "And I'm not Trent. I'm Centaur Man."
"Trent, Centaur Man, whatever, I don't care, your girlfriend is still-ouch," Rachel said, as a holographic bullet passed through her. "That stung a little." Rachel checked her black box. "Yep. One bar missing-ouch! Two bars missing, stop that!"
"I think that's what he's supposed to do," Katrina said. "Though it's not very nice that he's singling you out."
"She's insulting my girl!" Trent shouted, shooting another shot at Rachel.
"OK, seriously getting annoying!" Rachel said, tossing a piece of plastic shaped like a metal blade toward Trent. And not coming close to hitting him. "Urgh!" she complained, stomping her foot. "How do you throw these things anyway?"
"You don't," Trent said. "I'm supposed to beat you."
"Throw it like a Frisbee," Katrina said. "That'll work!"
Rachel nodded, then threw one of the blades at Trent, hitting his arm, causing him to flinch a little. "That hurt a little," Trent said, rubbing his arm.
"That worked!" Rachel exclaimed, then narrowed her eyes and tossed more metal blades his way. "This is kind of fun!"
"Hey, stop that," Trent whined, covering his body with his hands. "Ow… ow… I think I'm dead."
"It was a pleasure battling you," Rachel said, glaring at Trent as she went to pick up her metal blades back.
"Um, you're not allowed to do that," Trent said. "You're not allowed to pick your weapon back up."
"So we can run out of weapons?" Rachel asked, blinking. "So, what do we do then?"
"I guess you lose," Trent said, unsure.
Confession Vending Machine Room
Rachel: (admiring the back of her hand) Such a push over. Trent must have had to settle for Gwen since he clearly couldn't attract someone of a higher caliber.
Walter: That was pretty hot, watching Rachel take down Trent like that.
Katrina: No weapon refills? That's going to make things difficult for me. I've got to make my time stopper really count.
"Come out, come out where ever you are!" Ophelia screamed, wearing a tutu, as she and her team were walking through the forest. "Come out, come out where ever you are!"
"Would you stop that!" Leanne yelled. "You're going to attract unwanted attention!"
"But we can't win if we don't fight those dastardly robots, silly!" Ophelia exclaimed, messing up Leanne's hair.
"And stop touching me!" Leanne yelled.
Ophelia tapped her chin, then smirked and started pulling on his hair. "Nah, I'll keep it up!"
"I will sue you if you don't stop this instant!" Leanne yelled.
"Maybe you should just leave him alone," Candice said. "If he's going to be a Grumpy Gus-"
"I do not need some disgusting slut defending me!" Leanne yelled, practically popping a vain.
"Really, doesn't she ever stop complaining?" George asked, a bit irritated.
"I am not a girl!" Leanne screamed. "I will sue for defamation if you don't stop that this instant!"
"I don't think that's how defamation works," Candice said, a bit confused.
"You're a stupid slut who doesn't know anything!" Leanne yelled.
Ophelia glomped Candice, taking her by shock. "But she's our stupid slut who doesn't know anything!" Ophelia kissed Candice on the cheek, making her clearly uncomfortable, leaving Ophelia confused. "I thought you'd like that, being a slut and stuff. Was I mistaken?"
"Yes," Candice said. "Sort of… can we talk about it later?"
"Of course," Ophelia said, hugging Candice more gently. "I'm sorry for making you uncomfortable."
"And let's ignore the other person you've made uncomfortable," Leanne said, gnashing his teeth.
"She's nice," Ophelia said, glaring at Leanne. "You're a poopy-head." Ophelia stuck her tongue out at Leanne.
"Baa! Baa!" Beth exclaimed, approaching Team Himalayas. "I am the evil Sheep Man! Mwahaha!"
"Aww, you sound so cute!" Ophelia exclaimed, going over to pinch Beth's cheek, and received a mild shock. "Ow, what was that? Ooh, I get it, static electric shock, since you're a sheep, and all-ow!"
"You aren't supposed to touch the enemy," Candice said. "You're probably losing life."
Ophelia took a look at her life meter. "Oh yeah, that makes sense, so…" Ophelia trailed off, looked at Leanne, and threw him to Ophelia.
"What was-ow-that for-ow!" Leanne yelled.
"You might want to get off of me," Beth said, unsure.
"How about you get your lazy butt out from under-ow-me?" Leanne yelled. "You've got legs! Use them!"
"I'm supposed to kill you, you know," Beth said, irritated. "You're making it kind of easy."
"Ooh, ooh, I can help kill him faster!" Ophelia exclaimed. "Pirouette attack!" Ophelia leapt and twirled in the air, rubbing against Leanne. "Ha ha, take that! Feel my body rubbing against yours!"
"Stop that!" Leanne yelled. "Ow! Ack-what's this thing doing?"
"That means you're dead, silly," Ophelia said, smiling bright, pointing to Leanne's life meter box, noisily going haywire. "Ding dong, the witch is dead!"
"I'm a man!" Leanne yelled.
"Then act like one!" George yelled, rubbing his forehead. "Really, do you ever shut up?"
"Does she ever shut up?" Leanne yelled, pointing to Ophelia.
"You're just jealous cause I'm prettier than you!" Ophelia said condescendingly to Leanne, pinching both his cheeks.
"Don't touch me!" Leanne yelled.
Confession Vending Machine Room
Ophelia: (standing on her head) Really, what's her problem?
Isis: Beth really didn't put up much of a fight. All quiver in fear of the shadow blade! Mwahaha… I love the evil laugh! It's just kind of fun, you know?
Danielle: I really hate to do something mean, but if I want to stay in the game, I don't know if I have any choice. Team Himalayas seemed to have a lot of infighting, and I feel really bad that I need to encourage it, but my survival depends on it. I'm so sorry! It really isn't like me at all!
"This is not a very intellectual challenge," Stephanie complained, walking through the woods with the rest of Team Moon. "Why do we have to go traveling randomly throughout this forest?"
"Why do we do anything?" Veronica asked. "We all just die anyway. Not a lot of point to any of this."
"Why did we invite Miss-Likes-to-Complain along with us again?" Stephanie grumbled.
"We're teammates," Hank answered, irritated. "We're supposed to fight the robot masters as a team, remember?"
"And how does this better ourselves as people, exactly?" Stephanie asked.
"Getting in touch with nature," Jennie said, not sounding particularly happy. "We're surrounded by nature. Like the squirrels up in that tree." Jennie glared at Stephanie, then yelled, pointing at the squirrels. "They're cute! Admire them!"
Confession Vending Machine Room
A squirrel is sitting in the chair in the room, and holds up a piece of paper with a capital J on it. The squirrel then angrily tears up the paper.
"I kind of like being out here," Elizabeth said, looking around, with her hands in her pockets. "It just feels kind of nice."
"See?" Jennie yelled, inching toward Stephanie. "She gets it!"
"And I'm sure I could trust the opinion of such an upstanding citizen as herself," Stephanie said, glaring back at Jennie.
"I, for one, see her as a worthy rival," Todd boasted, flaunting his hand over his chest. "Maybe one day, I too could be a murderer."
"That makes me feel better," Stephanie said, rolling her eyes.
"Please," Todd said, brushing her off. "You aren't worth the time to even think about a deathtrap."
"One day, when I'm in charge of all the free world-" Stephanie started, but stopped herself. "Wait, why am I encouraging you to off me, again?"
"Offing you is my job," DJ said, up ahead, looking nervous. "I'm… Scissors Man, I think?" DJ weakly opened and closed a pair of scissors in front of him. "Take that!"
Veronica casually threw a wool sheet over DJ's way. She and DJ both looked confused by it. "You know, I'm not really sure what that was supposed to do."
"Apparently nothing," Elizabeth said, smirking to DJ. "Hi big boy."
DJ screamed like a little girl. "OK, OK, you win, just don't hurt me!" DJ shouted, cowering in a ball on the ground.
"Weren't we supposed to battle?" Elizabeth asked, confused.
"No, no, it's OK, just go, and let me live in real life!" DJ shouted, taking the wool sheet and rubbing it over his body. "See, I can do myself in, really!"
Elizabeth shrugged, and continued on, with most of Team Moon following. Except for Jennie, who looked disgusted, and smacked DJ's face.
"Ow, what was that for?" DJ whined, rubbing his face.
"Treating Elizabeth like a murderer, maybe?" Jennie asked, with her hands on her hips. "Seriously, I expected better from you." Jennie reached behind her back to hand DJ a pamphlet. "And I know as much as you love nature, you might enjoy giving this a read. I only wish you could appreciate your fellow person as much."
Confession Vending Machine Room
DJ: Seriously, Elizabeth killed someone for real! Of course I'm terrified of her! I don't want to get on her bad side. (DJ picks up the pamphlet.) And this is hard! I care about animals too, but this seems a bit on the extreme side.
"This is stupid!" Leanne shouted, walking along with his teammates. "I've already lost. Why are we still doing this?"
"No one is making you follow us, white girl," Isis said, glaring at him. "I wish you'd go away."
"Where's your sense of adventure?" Ophelia asked, grabbing Leanne's cheeks, playing with them. "We're all having a good time, except you for some reason. Cheer up!" Ophelia put a silver star sticker on Leanne's forehead. "Now you get to be happy!"
"What did you-get that off of me!" Leanne yelled. "I don't want a stupid sticker on my forehead!"
"Tsk, tsk," Ophelia went, shaking her head, as she ripped the sticker off his forehead, causing Leanne to scream.
"What did-what the hell was that?" Leanne yelled.
"Strong glue," Ophelia said. "Wouldn't want these things to peel off by accident, right?" Ophelia stuck a frowny face sticker on Leanne's forehead. "I think that one works better."
"I am suing you after I get off this show!" Leanne yelled.
Ophelia waved her hand dismissively. "You already said that eighteen times today."
"I think I'll sue him eighteen times for being a privileged white girl," Isis said, irritated.
"I am a man!" Leanne yelled, stomping his foot.
"Bob's confused," Bob said. "Bob can't remember if you're a guy or a girl."
"Leanne, you know you're only encouraging Ophelia by overreacting," George said. "Hard for me to blame her much, really."
"That's it!" Leanne yelled, running over to George, pushing him down. "This ends now!"
Isis blinked. "Did… did she just push down a blind guy?"
"Seriously, this ends now!" Candice yelled, rushing over to lift Leanne off the ground, helpless.
"Let go of me!" Leanne yelled. "I will sue you for everything you have!"
"I don't have anything," Candice grumbled. "Go ahead and-ow! Did you just bite me?"
"I said let go, you slut!" Leanne barked, biting Candice a second time.
"That tears it!" Candice yelled, humming Leanne straight into a tree head first, knocking him out cold.
"Wow, that was pretty hardcore!" Ophelia exclaimed, glomping Candice. "You so gotta' teach me that sometime!"
"Watch it," Isis said. "You'll get her slut germs if you touch her."
Ophelia blinked. "That sounds fun, give me your slut germs!" Candice sighed.
"Courtney gave me some of those," Duncan said, smirking, standing nearby. "Pretty fun, really, but it's time for you all to lose! Napalm Man is here to put and end to your game!" Duncan noticed George getting up from the ground, and started tossing napalm bombs at him. "What'cha gonna' do? Blind me to death?"
"Shadow blades, go!" Isis declared, shooting them toward Duncan.
Candice took aim before Duncan. "Quick boomerang-"
"We don't need your help," Isis said, disgustedly looking to Candice, who rolled her eyes, then started shooting at Duncan.
"I can toss these at you too, you know," Duncan said, tossing more bombs toward Candice and Isis, though Duncan's life hit zero before anyone else's did. "OK, guess I lost."
"We did it!" Candice exclaimed, holding her hand toward Isis as if waiting for a high five.
"I don't think so," Isis said, glaring at her.
"Aww, I'll love you!" Ophelia exclaimed, glomping Candice. "I don't want you to feel lonely."
Confession Vending Machine Room
Ophelia: I mean, I'm sure Candice is never really lonely. Well, except for here, since no one really likes her here. It's almost like being a slut is a bad thing, or something. (Ophelia shakes her head.) I just don't get it.
Candice: (sighing) I know Ophelia means well, but I really wish she'd stop using that word. It kind of makes me uncomfortable. I'm really not… that anymore.
"Stop right there!" Justin shouted, as he leapt before Team Amazon, with a pointy metal blade attacked to his forehead. "You must perish before me!"
"Wasn't he mean to Beth?" Katrina asked, nervous.
"Don't know, don't care," Rachel said, as she chucked one of the plastic metal blades toward Justin.
"My face!" Justin yelled, rubbing his cheek. "My… what? Why am I dead already? You only hit me once!"
"Whoops!" Rachel said, feigning surprise, waving her hands in front of her. "Guess I messed up." Rachel shrugged. "Oh well." Rachel hurried in front of Frederique and batted her eyelashes. "That was pretty impressive, wasn't it?"
Confession Vending Machine Room
Frederique: I'm not really sure why Rachel keeps bugging me. Wish she'd just leave me alone. She's not that pleasant to be around.
Xuxa: Why does Rachel keep trying to steal my man! I totally would've saw him first if I was the first one on the island, and she was the twenty-fourth one!
Danielle was creeping behind Team Himalayas as they continued forth, quietly, before tripping over a stick on the ground. Danielle quickly covered her mouth and hurried off.
Confession Vending Machine Room
Danielle: (shaking a fist) Curse you, clumsiness! My one and only flaw… I don't think I was discovered, at least.
"Why is she following us, anyway?" Isis asked, narrowing her eyes toward the bushes.
Ophelia pushed Leanne to the ground. "Yeah, why are you following us? Just go away already!"
"I'm on your pathetic little team, moron!" Leanne yelled.
"Not for long," Ophelia muttered, rolling her eyes.
Leanne gasped, then narrowed his eyes. "What did you say?"
Ophelia grabbed Leanne's ear and put her mouth right up to it. "We're voting you off!"
"You're almost as bad as Danielle," Isis said, glaring at Leanne, who was hitting his ear. "I meant that I heard someone else following us, though."
"Yes, I heard her," George said, uncomfortable. "No idea who she was, though."
"She?" Isis asked, curious.
"Well… she, or he, I don't know," George said, wiping his forehead. "Say, we'd better keep our eyes peeled.
Confession Vending Machine Room
George: Danielle was following us. I know not everyone on the team gets along with her, but I'm not really sure why. She seems so perfect. Except apparently a little clumsy, it sounded like. Hey, I can get behind clumsiness. (George points to his sunglasses.) Comes with the territory.
Isis: You know, it occurs to me that George doesn't know what I look like. If there was ever a white guy I'd be willing to give a chance for, it'd be one who could at least get to know me before thinking anything bad about me. (Isis hugs herself.) It'd be so sweet!
"Be prepared to be choo-choo'd out!" Leshawna boasted to Team Himalayas, wearing a train smokestack on her head, and pulled out a script. "Choo-choo'd out? Why the hell did Izzy think that'd be funny?"
"Choo-choo'd out!" Ophelia exclaimed, then fell to the ground, laughing hysterically. "That's so hilarious!" Ophelia hit her hand repeatedly against the ground.
"No, it really wasn't that funny," Isis said, rubbing the back of her neck.
"Don't you get it?" Ophelia asked, picking herself up from the ground. "She meant be prepared to be chewed out, like with chewing with her mouth, but she made it into a pun, since she's like a train robot, and trains go choo-choo… it's genius!"
"I understood the joke," Isis said, looking a bit uncomfortable as Ophelia glomped her. "It just wasn't funny."
"Because you're somewhat normal!" Leanne complained. "Ophelia is broken!"
Leshawna looked confused, then fired a flare gun-type thing into the air. "I'd aim for that guy if I knew how to aim this thing." Leshawna looked up, irritated. "Do those stupid things ever come back down? What sort of stupid weapon is that?"
Confession Vending Machine Room
Candice: Charge at us. Did Izzy forget to explain who these guys were that they were all dressed up as?
Izzy: (with her head hung in shame) Yeah, I kind of forgot. I spent all night on the choo-choo joke, though, and thank you, Ophelia, I'm glad someone appreciated it.
"No, no, wait!" Ezekiel cried out, dressed as a flower, waving his hand in front of his face as he was being pelted by Rachel with her metal blades. "I'm supposed to have a shield, eh?"
"Doesn't look like you're using it," Rachel stated calmly, and yawned as she continued to throw more metal blades at him.
"Frederique, look how good Rachel's doing against Plant Man, excitedly pointing out the exact direction he was already looking.
"Nice," Frederique said, uncomfortable.
Confession Vending Machine Room
Xuxa: I could've owned him, too! It's just my time stopper didn't really work against him… what's the point of it if it doesn't stop anyone?
Izzy: (sniffles) A valiant effort, my good man. And you're quite sexy as a flower! Reow! (Izzy claws at the camera.)
"That was a tough one," Ophelia said, feeling worn. "We lost Ulysses in that battle. Just had the worst luck with those falling flares, didn't he?" Ophelia put her hand over her heart. "You were a brave soldier. May you rest in piece."
"We were there!" Leanne yelled. "Why are you telling this to us?"
"I like narrating my life sometimes," Ophelia said, then smirked. "While we were walking through the woods, Leanne yelled at me for the hundred and seventy-fourth time to shut up!"
"Ulysses went back to Izzy and Bridgette to wait," Isis grumbled. "Why don't you?"
"You pathetic slobs need me!" Leanne yelled.
"No, we really don't," Ophelia said. "I don't think anyone here even likes you."
"I'm starting to prefer Danielle, even," Isis said, massaging her forehead.
"I like Danielle more," George said excitedly. Isis looked at him like he had two heads.
"Bob likes everyone!" Bob exclaimed, then looked down. "Though Bob does like Leanne a little less than his other teammates."
"Hello?" Eva asked, standing in front of them, holding a large rock. "Does anyone see me?"
"We can totally win without your 'moral support,'" Ophelia said, using finger quotes toward Leanne. "We'd probably even do better without you distracting us."
"You can't win without me!" Leanne shouted. "I'm important to this team!"
"I'm ready to fight," Eva said, rubbing her forehead with her free hand, when she noticed she was hit by a pink cloud. Eva turned around and saw Candice, with a large, holographic pink cloud over her head.
"It's a good thing we have Leanne on our team," George said. "Just think, without him, we'd all be arguing like cats and dogs."
"Cats are so cute, aren't they?" Isis asked, beaming, hugging herself. They're so cute, and graceful-"
"And evil!" Ophelia exclaimed. "I love how they want to take over the world, and one day, they're totally gonna' succeed with that."
"Seriously, are you completely brain-dead?" Leanne yelled.
"Yes," Ophelia said. "I'm completely brain-dead, so you can shut up about that already, since I'm agreeing."
"You didn't mean that!" Leanne yelled.
"Um, duh," Ophelia said, with her hands on her hips, rolling her eyes.
"Quit running away!" Eva shouted, trying to find Candice, though she found her after a pink cloud shot hit her, and Eva threw a boulder at Candice, taking her out the game, though not before Candice fired a charged shot at Eva, taking her out, too. "Great. Just great… I couldn't even win when fighting just one of you."
"You did good," Candice said, lifting the boulder surprisingly easily off of her body, and walking over to extend her hand to Eva. "You put up a good fight."
Eva looked at Candice's hand, then Candice's body, then Candice's hand again and shrugged, giving a strong handshake. "Thanks."
Confession Vending Machine Room
George: I thought I heard Eva back there, but she never attacked us. Not sure I entirely understand the challenge.
Geoff spun spinning tops at the members of Team Amazon. "Beware my spinning tops of doom! My-aw, man!" Rachel looked triumphant.
"Are the rest of us ever going to get a chance to do something?" Percy asked
"I never much cared for her weapon," Walter said. "Too cheap for a real player to use."
"Lighten up, we're winning!" Katrina exclaimed. "Be happy for that!"
"We don't know we're winning," Alistair said. "We don't know how well the other teams are doing."
Confession Vending Machine Room
Rachel: (filing her nails) Yep, yep yep. Xuxa doesn't stand much of a chance. Frederique is so mine.
Xuxa: Yeah, we're winning. I'm not that excited about it, though. It's just an excuse for Rachel to show off, and make Frederique fall in love with her. Urgh! I can't allow that! He needs to notice me!
"What are you going to buy?" Sadie asked to Katie, both of them wearing a light blue outfit with a spiky hat.
"Noah likes books," Katie said, tapping her chin. "Maybe he'd like one of those Kindle things. Those are book-like, right?"
"What do those do, anyway?" Sadie asked, confused.
Katie shrugged. "I have no idea. I-ooh, I see someone!"
"Is it one of the contestants?" Sadie asked. "Should we attack?"
"Um, yeah," Katie said, and the two excitedly looked at the contestant. "Now's our chance! This is going to be so much fun!"
"I know!" Sadie exclaimed, and after, the two girls squeed together. The lone contestant seemed to hear them, though, and hurried off.
"She spotted us!" Katie yelled. "She's getting away!"
Confession Vending Machine Room
Danielle: That did not quite go as planned, so I went with plan B: lead the irritating so-called twins to Team Himalayas. Hopefully take them out. And… well….
"Watch where you're going!" Isis yelled, after Danielle crashed into her, knocking them both to the ground.
"You watch where you're going!" Danielle yelled back, picking herself up off the ground, then ran off.
Confession Vending Machine Room
Danielle: (with an innocent smile, twiddling her fingers) Yeah, I guess I didn't have to bowl Isis over like that, but come on! She totally deserved it!
Ophelia: (sniffles) I feel so left out. I wish Danielle would've knocked me down instead, 'cause that would've been awesome! I don't think Isis appreciated it as much as I would've.
George: It would've been better if Danielle had knocked Leanne down instead, really.
"I really don't like that-hey!" Isis shouted, as she picked herself up.
"Good shot, Sadie!" Katie exclaimed.
"Oh, I know, I totally got her!" Sadie exclaimed, and the two girls glomped each other and squeed.
"Wait, that's not fair, there's two of you!" Isis shouted. "You can't fight us both at the same time!"
"Technically, we count as one boss," Katie said. "Izzy said we're Gemini Man. I guess that's like the Zodiac thing, since we're like twins, even though we're not really twins."
"Some people mistake us for fraternal twins," Sadie said, shrugging. "It happens."
"So we're both Gemini Man," Katie said. "I think Izzy said we share a life meter, though."
"Well, to make it more fair, anyway," Sadie said. Isis blinked, and shot a fake shadow blade at Sadie. "Hey, what was that for? I wasn't ready!"
"Yeah," Katie agreed, "Sadie totally wasn't ready! That wasn't very nice."
"I know, that's like, cheating, or-ow!" Sadie complained, as she was hit with another shadow blade.
"Quit whining and fight us!" Isis shouted.
"Spin of death! Spin of death!" Ophelia exclaimed, twirling her way into the Gemini Mans.
Confession Vending Machine Room
Sadie: Really, attacking us before we were ready? So totally against the spirit of the game.
Katie: Totally. Whatever happened to chivalry when fighting.
Noah: At least you had a fighting chance. I only wish Izzy would've told me which team had… that weapon. Could've avoided that team.
Katie: It's really nice how roomy this place is, we can all fit in here easy! (Katie smiles at Sadie.) And now, could you please leave Sadie?
Noah: (eyes gone wide open) It's OK, Sadie, you can stay!
Sadie: (smirking) Oh, I know what Katie wants to do… sort of. I'll leave you two alone.
Noah: Really, Sadie, I don't mind your company.
Katie: (making a pouty face) Aww, c'mon, Noah. We haven't made out yet all season.
Noah: Why don't we just go back to our rooms?
Katie: Oh yeah, forgot about that. So used to last season. (Katie giggles.)
Candice was walking through the forest, making her way back to their housing, back to Izzy and Bridgette, and stopped to smell a pretty blue flower. "Aren't you pretty?" Candice asked, smiling bright, then pat it on its 'head.' "Grow up good."
"Candi, just the person I wanted to see!" Danielle exclaimed, rushing up to her. "How are you doing, Candi?"
"Going back to Izzy and Bridgette," Candice said, irritated. "And don't call me Candi."
"OK, OK, Candice it is," Danielle said. "No reason to panic."
"I ain't panicking," Candice said.
"Look, you did good, that fight against Eva," Danielle said. "You put up a good fight."
"Thank you," Candice said, looking annoyed. "Can't you find someone else to offend?"
Danielle started crying, and wiped a tear from her eye. "I'm trying to be nice. Why do so many people seem to hate me?"
Candice gulped, and looked guilty. "Look, I didn't-I'm sorry, OK? It's just… well, you're kind of mean."
"I'm not mean, though," Danielle said. "I'm nice. I'm like the nicest person I know!"
"OK…" Candice said, uncomfortable.
"Everyone's mean to you as well, just for being a slut," Danielle said.
"I thought you said you were nice," Candice said, glaring at Danielle.
"I… did I say something inaccurate?" Danielle asked, confused.
Candice sighed. "I'm not a slut. Well, not anymore."
"You look like one," Danielle said, smirking.
"Can you please leave me alone?" Candice asked, getting angry. "You obviously don't care about me. You're just trying to make yourself feel good by trying to pull me down." Candice hurried off, leaving Danielle behind.
"I'm not doing that!" Danielle said, worried. "I don't… I'm nice!"
Confession Vending Machine Room
Danielle: That did not go well. Really, I don't get it. She's a pathetic slut who no one likes, I reached out my hand to help her, and she just turned away like that? She needs me! She's not going to get far in life if she keeps up that kind of attitude. (Danielle shakes her head.) It's no wonder people don't like sluts. It's sad, really.
Candice: (sitting with her knees up to her head, crying)
"These aren't hurting him!" Rachel yelled, looking in fear upon Noah, wearing the Pharaoh's nemes.
"All bow to the mighty Pharaoh Man!" Noah proclaimed, then took a pink shot at Frederique. "I do believe he is out."
"No!" Rachel cried out, running to Frederique's side, hugging him. "My poor Frederique."
"I'm just out of the game," Frederique said.
"Bow down to… you have that?" Noah shouted, looking at Xuxa, fearful of her stopwatch.
"Does this actually work on you?" Xuxa asked, pressing it, and noticed Noah frozen in place. "It does! It worked! It… hey, I can shoot at him while he's frozen!"
"Guess I know who had the time stopper," Noah said, then sighed. "I'm not going to win this, am I?"
"Nope," Xuxa said, smirking. "Frederique, are you watching me?"
"He left," Rachel said, looking smug. "Pity he couldn't watch you take down Noah." Xuxa growled at Rachel.
Confession Vending Machine Room
Rachel: (sipping on an iced tea) Pity that Frederique had to lose right before watching Xuxa take down Noah. I suppose it was just meant to be.
Xuxa: I could strangle that girl. Just… urgh! It's just not fair! I deserve a chance for him to notice me! I just know he'd fall in love with me if Rachel would stop getting in our love's way!
Walter: I think Noah took Zack down in that battle, as well as Frederique. No one seemed to notice Zack went down, though. Not that I really care, but it was amusing watching Rachel and Xuxa arguing over Frederique.
Danielle was jumping rope through the forest, humming the Total Drama theme song, when a wild Toad Man appeared.
"Face the wrath of the Toad Man!" Tyler exclaimed, wearing a frog… err, toad costume. "Beware my deadly rain dance!" Danielle yawned, then quickly tossed a lot of pink plastic boomerangs at him. "Ow, hey, stop that! Let me do my dance… ow! Stop that so I can do my deadly rain dance-hey, let me dance already!"
Confession Vending Machine Room
Tyler: Oh, come on! I had this super deadly rain dance, and she just kept hitting me, and wouldn't let me finish the dance! I so would've won if she would've let me spread my deadly rain!
Danielle: (rolling her eyes) OK, seriously, stop whining, Tyler. Why was I supposed to give you a chance to attack me, anyway?
"All right, you… contestant people!" Lindsay yelled, leaping before most of Team Himalayas, wearing a large diamond on her head, and surrounding herself with floating diamond things. "I'm Jem Woman, and I'm going to kick your butts!" Lindsay waved to everyone while smiling bright.
"This won't take long," Isis said, while cracking her knuckles.
"Aren't my gemstones, like, so pretty?" Lindsay asked, poking the occasional gem spinning around her body. "I wish I knew how Izzy got these things to float like this."
"I think I can win this one with my eyes closed," George said, with his body turned toward Lindsay.
"But aren't you blind?" Bob asked, confused. "I don't think that'll make a difference."
"That was kind of the joke," George said. "Let's see what this bubble shield does, anyway." George pushed a button, making holographic bubbles appear around him. "Nothing, it seems."
"Pretty bubbles," Bob said, looking at the bubbles as if he were in a trance. Lindsay noticed, then smirked, heading toward Bob, attacking him with the jewels as Bob was still in his trance.
"Bob, snap out of it!" Isis yelled, slapping her face.
"The bubbles are pretty," Ophelia said, watching the bubbles in awe.
"Not you too," Isis said, shaking Ophelia to snap her out of it. "Look, I know they're pretty, but we need to take this girl down!"
"Oh, yeah," Ophelia said, with a guilty smile, then turned toward Lindsay. "Ballerina attack!"
"That's not what it's call, you know," Isis said, then shook her head out of it. "Shadow blade-ow, that jewel attacked back!"
"You're all absolutely pathetic, you know that," Leanne complained. Ophelia turned her attention to Leanne, spinning into him.
"Whoops, sor… wait, no, I'm not really sorry, I meant to do that," Ophelia said, glaring at Leanne.
Confession Vending Machine Room
Isis: Lindsay put up more of a fight than I thought she would. Bob and Yancy are out now, too. We've already defeated seven of these robot masters, so if my math is right, we can't lose now! Ophelia, George, and me can rest easy. Well, aside from Leanne bugging us all. And maybe Danielle, who's intent on making my life miserable, for some reason.
Ophelia: (Ophelia is making snot bubbles come out of her nose for the camera.) Cool trick, huh? (Ophelia takes out a milk carton.) Now watch what I can do when I pour this up my nose!
"Hey, Elizabeth," Gwen said, smiling, wearing a skull helmet. "I hope you win your trial."
"Thanks, I guess," Elizabeth said, unsure, standing with the rest of her Team Moon teammates.
"Really, it's fascinating, reading up on your case," Gwen said. "It's really wrong how-"
"Could we please not talk about that now," Elizabeth said, rubbing her arm nervously.
"OK," Gwen said, then smirked. "You all know I'm supposed to fight you."
"I give up, you win," Veronica said, putting her arms in front of her as if she was expecting handcuffs.
"I'm more evil than Elizabeth is," Todd said, wiggling his eyebrows. "You ought to read up on all my hijinks."
Gwen blinked. "I have no idea who you are. But eat this!" Gwen shot holographic bullets at Todd.
"I've been hit! I'm going down!" Todd exclaimed, a bit too excited. "Tell my parents not to touch my stuff." Todd collapsed to the ground dramatically.
"You still have life left," Hank said, confused.
Todd picked himself off the ground. "I wanted to do that in case the opportunity never arose later."
"Shoot her!" Stephanie yelled, pulling her hair in frustration, then started shooting holographic tridents at Gwen, which were going through a skull barrier she had around herself.
"Wait, those aren't supposed to go through when I'm using this," Gwen said, blinking. "Izzy, you screwed up the programming!"
"Why are you attacking Gwen?" Todd asked, nervous.
"That's the point of this challenge!" Stephanie yelled, shooting at Gwen, who was trying to get away. "You're supposed to shoot her!"
"You can't make me," Todd said, sticking his nose into the air.
Confession Vending Machine Room
Stephanie: (with her arms crossed over her chest) Well that was annoying. Surrounded by idiots who don't want to get anything done! Hooray for my team. Whoo hoo. (Stephanie rolls her eyes.)
Todd: Taking down villains is something heroes do. (Todd gags.)
"Stand still!" Isis yelled. "Why are you moving around like that?"
"Because my superior skills will be the end of you," Courtney said, smirking, wearing a hat with a large spike on her head, shooting tons of holographic spikes around.
"We've already beat enough of you to win!" Isis yelled. "We just want to go back and claim victory!"
"I'm afraid I cannot allow that," Courtney said, pegging Isis with more plastic needles, draining her life meter.
"I need to win!" Isis shouted, throwing more shadow blades at Courtney. "Come on, come on, come… oh, come on! I'm out?"
"I'm sorry I have to do this," Courtney said. "It's just part of the game. You understand." Isis was running around, but Courtney followed close, jumping around, and got her out.
"I don't even know how to shoot this thing," George said, activating his bubble shield again.
"Like this!" Ophelia exclaimed, coming from nowhere, to throw George at Courtney.
Courtney blinked in confusion. "You threw him at me? That's… that took off a lot of life, actually, but it won't do any good if I take him out!"
"Or I can activate it again!" George said, while Courtney was still right there. "And again and again and again!"
"Urgh!" Courtney complained, stomping her foot. "That's not fair, not giving me a chance to do anything." Courtney sighed. "Fine. You win. And you got it through cheapness. I hope you're happy."
Ophelia glomped Courtney, beaming. "Really happy, thank you!"
"That was pathetic," Leanne complained, crossing his arms over his chest.
"You are going to leave them alone, and come with me," Isis said, exasperated, dragging Leanne behind her. Isis then turned around, smiling. "Good luck, you two!"
"We don't need luck," Ophelia said, saluting Isis. "We've got George!" Ophelia looked at George and grinned, then threw him at a nearby tree. "Watch out for that tree!"
Confession Vending Machine Room
Ophelia: (looking guilty, twiddling her fingers) Yeah, I'm not sure George got the joke. And he seemed a little bit hurt by it. Like, physical hurt, not emotional hurt. I went a little overboard there, huh?
Leanne: How anyone can stand that horrid woman I have no idea!
"Ow, come on, ow, give a guy a break!" Owen complained, getting pelted with Danielle's boomerangs. "How many of those things do you have?"
"Enough," Danielle said, smirking. "Don't you have a weapon for me to dodge, or something?"
"Oh yeah," Owen said, as he threw a blue boxing glove at Danielle. Except it was barely thrown three feet in front of him. "Aw, man."
Danielle yawned a dramatic yawn. "Please, Owen, you're making this too easy."
Confession Vending Machine Room
Owen: Yeah, I just went easy on Danielle because she's really pretty, and I was thinking, maybe, since I'm single, that maybe she'd be interested in a guy like me. She seemed interested in me when I had to use the bathroom last night. I just wish I could be sure. And it really is why I went easy on her, too! I'm not just making it up as an excuse since she beat me. And besides, I really do think she's pretty, even if I was just using it as an excuse. Which I'm totally not!
"I do not much care for your style of play," Walter said, glaring at Cody. "Izzy said that each hit only removed one bar of energy."
"Well, you've been defeated now," Cody said. "I actually talked to Izzy about upping the damage for-I see you!" Cody zapped three lightning bolts toward Alistair, sneaking up from behind.
"OK, how am I out?" Alistair yelled. "I still had nine bars of energy left!"
"Let's see," Cody said, counting on his fingers. "The ladies are the only ones remaining, right?"
"Except for you, but not for long!" Rachel exclaimed, tossing metal blades at Cody. He'd dodged several, but still got hit by many, and she was expertly dodging his lightning bolts.
"You're pretty good at this," Cody said. "I'm pretty impressed."
"Thank you," Rachel said. "You're still going down, though." Rachel threw one last metal blade at Cody, which defeated him. "And FYI, you really should stop chasing Gwen. You're too good for her."
"I already have a girlfriend," Cody said, nervously rubbing the back of his neck.
"Wait," Rachel said, her eyes going wide. "You thought I was-eww, no!" Rachel reeled back in disgust. "I said you were too good for Gwen. That doesn't mean you're good enough for me."
"I think Cody's cute," Xuxa said, smiling and waving at Cody.
"Then go after him and leave Frederique alone! God!" Rachel shouted, clenching her fists.
Confession Vending Machine Room
Xuxa: I know Cody loves me, but my eye is on Frederique, and I don't think he'd appreciate it if I started hitting on Cody in front of him. Don't worry, Frederique! I'll behave… for you! (Xuxa blows a kiss and winks for the camera.)
Cody: I'm not sure anyone was paying attention to when I mentioned already having a girlfriend.
Ophelia was carrying George around in a headlock as she was talking to him. "It's down to just you and me. If we can find our way out, we'll have it made, what with… seventy billion wins, I think?" Ophelia shrugged. "I lost count somewhere."
"It's kind of hard to breathe," George said.
"Yeah, I know, the air quality here is surprisingly bad," Ophelia said. "I mean, I guess it's not that surprising, since we're not really on an island, and civilization isn't that far from here, but still, it has the feel of a deserted island, you know?"
"Uh-huh," George said, not really listening to Ophelia, but then he turned his head suddenly. "I think I heard something."
Ophelia looked around, then narrowed her eyes, and put her hand in front of George. "I think you're right." Ophelia looked around, then started climbing a tree, but was quickly knocked down by a boomerang. "Quick Man," Ophelia muttered. "I know you're up there!"
Izzy leapt down and charged right at Ophelia, but Ophelia jumped out of the way. But Izzy pelted George with boomerangs before George even realized what was happening, and before he knew it, his life meter was sounding the 'you're dead' alarm. Izzy then turned to Ophelia. "And then there was one."
Ophelia narrowed her eyes, and motioned for Izzy to come to her. "Bring it on."
Izzy sped up to Ophelia, but Ophelia leapt out of the way, and twirled into her. "Hey, you actually hit me," Izzy said, rubbing her arm, then smiled. "Not bad, young Padawan."
"Take that back!" Ophelia shouted, trying to twirl into Izzy again, though she'd leapt away first. "I am a full-fledged Jedi master!" Ophelia sped toward Izzy. "I am-whoa!" Ophelia had tripped over a large stick that suddenly appeared out from a bush. Danielle quickly came out from the bush, holding Ophelia down.
"I'm really sorry, Ophelia, but I really need you to lose," Danielle said, starting to cry a little. "If you don't lose, then I'm doomed!"
"You do know I can hear you, right?" Izzy asked.
Ophelia looked confused, but then whispered something to Danielle. Danielle looked nervous, but nodded, and went away.
Izzy blinked. "OK, mind telling me what that was about?"
"I'll tell you later, but right now, we fight!" Ophelia exclaimed, charging at Izzy.
"Now I like this attitude!" Izzy exclaimed.
Confession Vending Machine Room
Danielle: Urgh, Ophelia's so annoying! She has got to be one of the least enjoyable people to be around for any length of time whatsoever! (Danielle shudders, then sighs.) And thank you. (Danielle wipes a tear from her eye.) That was one of the nicest things anyone's ever done for me. I guess I owe it to you to tolerate you a little bit. (Danielle shudders again.)
Danielle was running off, as fast as she could, when she bumped into someone, and both fell down. "Watch where you're going!" Danielle yelled.
"You were the one who ran into me. I was just standing here. Gosh!" Harold complained as he was getting back up, with a fan on his chest. Harold smiled when he saw Danielle. "Yes! I've finally found someone with whom to commence battle."
"Eww, nerd, nerd!" Danielle cried.
"But I am not just any nerd," Harold said, waving his finger. "I am the über-nerd who will be doing away with you, for no one can beat Air Man."
Danielle blinked. "Air? Like, a little bit of wind?"
"A little bit of wind," Harold said, crossing his arms over his chest. "Hurricanes have destroyed countless lives. That's not just a little bit of wind. That's wind at a deadly force, which is what I will be using to defeat you, but don't worry, m'lady, for this will only deplete your life energy, and not cause any harm to you in-"
"Blah blah blah, let's get it started," Danielle said, taking aim.
"Tremble in fear of my wicked miniature tornado formations!" Harold exclaimed, standing on one foot, as several holographic tornadoes appeared before him.
"Yeah, that's not really doing much," Danielle said, but was quickly pushed back, getting hit by a tornado. "What was that?"
"The fan on my chest is not a mere prop, but an ultra small, ultra powerful fan, specifically made to push back any opponent I may face."
"That's cheating!" Danielle cried out.
"No, it's just that no one can defeat air man," Harold said, grinning.
"I can!" Danielle exclaimed, shooting boomerangs at Harold, though they bounced off the tornadoes. "But they're just holograms… how is that even possible?"
"Do I need to repeat it?" Harold asked, as Danielle was blown back again, hit by another tornado.
"I can do this… I can do this!" Danielle shouted, weaving through the next mini tornado maze, and hitting Harold with a few boomerangs. And she was blown back again and hit by another tornado. "I can't take many more of those."
"And then you will perish, my sweet," Harold said, still grinning.
"Eww, like, really eww," Danielle said, reeling back a bit, then running through his next maze, hitting him with a few boomerangs, and getting blown back, getting hit again.
"It looks like one more hit and you will be done for," Harold said, shooting another tornado formation maze.
"That won't be happening," Danielle said, as she weaved through another tornado maze, shooting more boomerangs at Harold, and was blown back again, but this time, Danielle had weaved around the tornadoes upon being blown backward.
"Impressive," Harold said.
Danielle had weaved through another tornado maze, hit Harold a few times, and was blown back again, again dodging the tornadoes on the way back. "Enough!" Danielle screamed, firing like mad at Harold after getting through another maze, and bringing him down.
Harold knelt to the ground, looking as if he were pleading for mercy. "You have done well, my sweet, and done the impossible task of beating Air Man."
"Eww, stop calling me that!" Danielle shouted, reeling back.
Confession Vending Machine Room
Danielle: (wiping off her shirt) Eww, eww, Harold germs, eww!
"I'm betting we're about finished," Rachel said, wiping her hands together. "It's a shame your weapon was a bust, Katrina. You never really used it."
Katrina shrugged. "I had suspicions that it'd be useful in case we saw one particular robot master in particular, who we didn't see." Katrina shrugged. "Believe me, we'd be thankful for it if we ran into the right robot master."
"I know," Rachel said, smirking. "That would've come in handy if we-"
"Ha ha!" Izzy shouted, leaping down from the trees. "Prepare to-"
"Time stopper!" Katrina shouted, pressing a stopwatch. Rachel smirked, and Xuxa looked confused.
Izzy was stopped in place, looking nervous. "You know, I kind of got in a fight earlier-pretty good one too, but I already have a little less than half of my life gone, and… I'm pretty screwed here, aren't I?"
"What's so special about your time stopper, anyway?" Xuxa asked, confused. "Don't I have the same thing?"
"Katrina's is one-time-use only," Rachel said, smirking. "It's actively destroying Quick Ma'am over there, though."
"Curse you mega-ing kids!" Izzy cried out, as her alarm went off. "Guess I'm dead, you guys win, and I'm disappointed we didn't get to have an all-out brawl." Izzy shrugged. "There's always another challenge for another day, I suppose. Everyone's defeated, by the way, so might as well head back to camp." Izzy somersaulted away, and the three Amazon girls followed.
Confession Vending Machine Room
Xuxa: I totally don't get it. How did we beat Izzy, again? We didn't really do anything, except for Katrina freezing time. No one even shot anything at her. (Xuxa shrugs.)
Katrina: It never hurts to help. (Katrina smiles and rests her hands in her lap.)
The three teams, and Danielle, were standing before the three buildings, while Izzy paced before them, shaking her head. Bridgette looked confused. "Aren't we going to announce the winners?" Bridgette asked.
"In due time, Bridgette, in due time," Izzy said, then grew a big grin, perking up. "And it's time! Team Himalayas, you beat eight robot masters, more than any other team!"
"Please tell me you survived, Ophelia," Isis whispered, looking worried. Ophelia shrugged.
"Team Amazon, you beat seven robot masters, including yours truly," Izzy said, motioning to herself.
"Second place room, here we come!" Xuxa exclaimed, pumping her fist. "We're moving on up!"
"It's still a crappy place," Rachel said, rolling her eyes, with her hands on her hips.
"It's less crappy, at least," Xuxa said, shrugging.
"Danielle, you beat three robot masters," Izzy said. Danielle simply grinned. "Team Moon, you only beat two, fewer than anyone else."
"We couldn't find anyone!" Stephanie yelled. "That is completely unfair, and not at all our fault, and we should not have to suffer for it! Why was everyone avoiding our team?"
"I'd have liked to fight Bridgette, personally," Jennie said, glaring at Bridgette.
"I wasn't one of the fighting robot people," Bridgette said.
"Your team didn't come in last," Izzy said, shaking her head. "Team Himalayas may have beaten eight robot masters, but their team had zero survivors. Every other team, including Danielle, had at least one survivor, so in the end, Team Himalayas, you're on the chopping block tonight. See you at the elimination ceremony!" Izzy smiled bright as she waved, then rushed off, carrying Bridgette with her.
"Sucks to be you guys, ha ha!" Todd exclaimed.
Confession Vending Machine Room
Ophelia: You already know who I'm voting for, so I'll just say boogity boogity boo! 'Cause, you know, I always wanted to say that!
The eight members of Team Himalayas were seated around the campfire that night, nervously waiting around. Except for Ophelia, who could barely contain her excitement. Izzy walked up to the podium, with Bridgette behind her, carrying a tray of alphabet blocks, and with Danielle in tow. "Estola I esto de los nexis chispeantes ciento treinta y siete y traslated esta oración usando Babelfish, tan it' mal de s probablemente totalmente," Izzy said, in an ominous tone.
"What was that?" Bridgette asked, confused.
"It's Spanish," Izzy said, shrugging.
"Really, really bad Spanish," Danielle added.
"You don't get to talk," Izzy said, turning to Danielle, then turning back to face Team Himalayas. "You guys lost. That's nothing to be proud of. Do you have anything to say for yourselves?"
"Leanne's a jerk," Ophelia said, crossing her arms over her chest, glaring at Leanne.
"Yeah, she kind of is," George said, 'glaring' at Candice.
"Leanne's on the other side," Candice said
"Whoops, sorry about that," George said, then turned around to 'glare' at Leanne.
"One of you will be leaving us tonight," Izzy said, continuing her ominous tone. "For this is the ceremony of death. If you leave, you die."
"Wait, you're killing one of them?" Danielle asked, a bit concerned, then smirked. "Can it be the slut?"
"No one's really dying," Bridgette said, turning to Danielle, irritated. "And it's really not nice to call anyone a slut."
"I'm just being honest," Danielle said, looking hurt, twiddling her fingers.
"Anyway, if you are voted off, then you must leave immediately, and you can't come back," Izzy stated, then smiled. "Unless I feel like it, so you might want to butter me up! Ooh, Izzy sandwich, sounds delicious! You'll have to share with my Zeke, though."
"Where is the Boat of Losers?" Isis asked. "I don't see it."
"Don't worry about that," Izzy said, waving dismissively to Isis. "If I call your name, it means you are safe, and you can collect your alphabet block from Bridgette."
"George."
"All right!" George exclaimed, then started feeling his way over to Izzy. Slowly.
"God, can't he go any faster?" Danielle whined. "We're going to be here all night.
"You can help, you know," Bridgette said, glaring at Danielle.
Danielle sighed, then walked over to George, leading him over, very quickly, to Bridgette. "Little rough there," George said, laughing a bit.
"Oh, shut up!" Danielle yelled.
Izzy smiled at the seven remaining contestants. "Bob, you're safe, too."
"Ulysses."
"Isis."
"Yancy."
"Ophelia."
"Yes! Yes!" Ophelia exclaimed, poking her finger into Leanne's nose. "In yo' face, bugga'!" Ophelia leapt over to nab an alphabet block from Bridgette's plate. "Cool, this one's got an O on it, ha ha!"
"I'm thrilled for you," Danielle said, rolling her eyes.
Izzy turned to Candice and Leanne, with a serious expression on her face, as Bridgette walked over between the two, holding the last remaining block. "There is only one alphabet block left, but two of you. One of you will receive that block, and remain safe for the night."
"It had bloody better be me!" Leanne shouted.
"The other will be leaving us tonight, and more than likely not be returning to the competition. I'd say never come back ever, but let's face it, I wouldn't be fooling anyone." Izzy stared into Candice's and Leanne's souls… or it seemed like it, at least, and took out a small box with a large, red button on it. "The final block goes to…"
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"Candice." Candice looked relieved for a moment, and Leanne looked about to scream. Izzy almost immediately pushed the button she was holding, though, which had the chair Leanne was sitting in spring violently toward the sky, and Leanne flying through the stratosphere, screaming all the way.
"What was that?" Candice shouted, worried.
Izzy feigned shock. "Did I forget to mention that part?" Izzy mockingly slapped her own wrist. "Bad Izzy. Bad, bad Izzy." Izzy giggled. "Just kidding, but the loser will be ejected into the sky at high speeds, and make a word!"
"Make a word?" Bridgette asked, confused.
"If 'aaiiee' is a word, then yes," Izzy stated, then turned to Danielle. "Danielle, I hope you've made nice with these people, because they're about to become your new teammates!"
"You're kidding," Danielle said, blinking. "Hi," Danielle said, uneasy. "Now, I know I might have, by accident, made a bad first impression, but everyone was picking on me, and I didn't want to lose. You can understand, right?"
"Not really," Isis said, cracking her knuckles. "This ought to be fun."
Confession Vending Machine Room
Danielle: (with a black eye) My strategy had a flaw, apparently. But hey, now that I'm actually on a team, I can breathe a bit easier. If these losers think they can get rid of me that easily, they've got another think coming!
Ophelia: Isis may want to kill me for it, but what can I say? I deliberately allowed Izzy to beat me. I felt a little bad for Danielle, and between you and me, Mr. Camera, I wanted Leanne gone. I mean, Danielle can't be all bad. Can she?
"I suppose this is a step up from my previous accommodations, anyway," Danielle said, lying in a sleeping bag on the floor of the third place building. "I deserve better than this, though."
"Yes, we know, you're the most perfect person anywhere and deserve the best, blah blah, I swear, you talk more than Ophelia does! Shut up!" Isis yelled, holding her pillow over her ears.
"The floor's cold," Danielle whined, poking at the cement floor. "We should get some nice carpeting in here, at least."
"Don't care, shut up!" Isis yelled, getting angrier.
"Ooh, ooh, egg her on some more so she blows up and really gets angry at you, that'd be so awesome!" Ophelia exclaimed.
"Pretty sure she's not doing it for your amusement," Candice said.
"It's reality TV, of course she is!" Ophelia exclaimed, then gasped. "Maybe she's a plant! Put here to stir up the drama, ooh, she's good!"
Danielle sighed. "I came in second place. I deserve the second place cabin, at least. It's not really fair."
Confession Vending Machine Room
Ophelia: (holding a Coca-Cola) Danielle looks like a plant to me. Maybe an oak, or a redwood, or… wait. Those are trees. Do trees count as plants? I'm not really sure; I'd better check on that. When I get back home, I should try planting my very own Danielle. Except that it's such a whiny little plant. I should probably get a better behaved plant, like a high biscuit! Those are totally yummy, and go great with a little buttercup spread on them, or with a little maple tree poured on… wait. Never mind the maple tree. Just makes them soggy. (Ophelia pours the Coca-Cola over her head) Kind of like this, but even stickier.
Isis: (looking freaked out, slowly getting up from the seat, noticing her butt dripping with Coca-Cola) I know you did this, Danielle. I know you did this to get me for some reason, and I am not going to let you get away with this!
"And so comes to an end another episode of Total Drama Alphabet," Izzy said, standing beside Bridgette, smiling for the camera, at the bonfire. "And Leanne is the first victim of this show. It's just as well, since I like Christmas, and you can't have a merry Christmas unless you have no L."
"You know, that song isn't talking about the letter L," Bridgette said.
Izzy blinked, then laughed. "Ooh, that's a good one. You almost got me, but Izzy's too sharp to fall for that one!" Izzy started knocking on her head. "You have to get up pretty early to pull the wool over my eyes, since once I wake up, I'll insist on pulling on my own wool, thank you very much. But we have twenty-four contestants left. Who will be leaving us next time? Stay tuned, next time on Total Drama Kumquat!"
"Total Drama Kumquat?" Bridgette asked, raising an eyebrow.
Izzy shrugged. "What can I say? I miss all the random stuff we used to shout when Chris was trying to shout out the name of the show. Kumquat just felt right." Izzy started looking seductively past the camera. "Oh Zekey?"
"Yes?" Ezekiel asked.
"The episode's over. I think it's time we do something fun! Something that we should do in private." Ezekiel gulped. Izzy jumped up on Ezekiel's shoulders. "Let's play canasta!"
"You always win, eh," Ezekiel said, falling backwards on top of Izzy.
"It wouldn't be fun if I didn't win!" Izzy exclaimed.
Votes
Bob: Leanne
Candice: Leanne
George: Leanne
Isis: Leanne
Leanne: Ophelia
Ophelia: Leanne
Ulysses: Candice
Yancy: Leanne
Leanne: 6
Candice: 1
Ophelia: 1
Remaining Team Amazon: Alistair, Frederique, Katrina, Percy, Rachel, Walter, Xuxa, Zack
Remaining Team Himalayas: Bob, Candice, Danielle, George, Isis, Ophelia, Ulysses, Yancy
Remaining Team Moon: Elizabeth, Hank, Jennie, Nicole, Quincy, Stephanie, Todd, Veronica
So Leanne is gone, and I'm sure he'll be missed. By someone. And twenty-four contestants remain, and Danielle is now stuck on Team Himalayas. How will they cope with her on their team? Stay tuned!