A/N: Yay, I'm so happy! I got six reviews this time! Hope you enjoy!
Edward:
I dare you to...run around and say that you're the smallest alchemist in the wide-world of Amestris!
Alphonse: -.- Can you scare away the dog that keeps chasing my kitty-cat?
Winry: -cuddles- I like you. Don't worry. You rockeh. I like you and Ed together! MARRY HIM! -grabs spork-
Riza: I dare you to call the Colonel a sexy beast and make out with him XP.
Fuery: Ask Riza out. You two are a good couple.
Havoc: I dare you to kiss Roy.
Breda: -grins evilly- I dare you to...cuddle with Black Hayate. -evil grin widens-
Scar: I dare you to make out with...uh...uh...Lust!
Envy: I dare you to climb in Gluttony's mouth. -laughs in a cruel way-
Onna-san
Ed: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU CALLIN' SO SMALL THAT YOU CAN CRUSH HIM LIKE AN ANT?!
Roy: Your words, Edward. Not anyone else's.
Ed: -growls-
Winry: Do your dare already! –gets video camera ready-
Ed: -glares at her and stomps out of the room-
-outside-
Ed: …Remind me again why the hell I have to do this again?
Sky: Do it or I'll get Roy to force-feed you milk
Ed: -gags- NO THE ACCURSED MILK! OH THE HORROR! KEEP IT AWAY FROM ME!
Sky: Do it and I won't, all right?
Ed: …Fine. –takes a deep breath and starts running around as if he's suddenly on a sugar rush- HEY LOOK AT ME! I'M EDWARD ELRIC, AND I ADMIT THAT I'M THE SMALLEST ALCHEMIST IN AMESTRIS! I'M THE PINT-SIZED, BEAN-SPROUT MIDGET OF THE MILITARY! WH00T! –laughs crazily-
Sky: …
Al: This is going to haunt me for the rest of my life… -looks depressed-
Winry: -having caught all the action on camera- Okay, next question! Hey, Al, it's for you!
Al: -looks up and reads question- -his eyes widen- WHAT?! How could that meanie scare a harmless kitty?! Where are you?! –waves pitchfork-
Winry: …Am I the only one who's actually sane around here? Just wondering. –looks at next question and smiles happily- Yay, I actually have a fan! Wh00t! And yes, I will marry Edward even if it kills me! –laughs evilly-
Roy: -glances at her warily and backs away slowly-
Riza: -reads next question- You want me to call the baka taisa that? May I ask why?
Havoc: Do it do it do it do it! Don't ask questions! If you do, won't silver candle hunt you down and kill you?
Riza: …Eh, no, Second Lieutenant. Wherever did you here that?
Havoc: The colonel.
Riza: -glances at Roy, who pales considerably and gulps nervously- And why did you say that?
Roy: Because she said that she was going to make me force-feed Ed milk if he didn't do his dare!
Riza: …O-kay, then. I will do my dare unlike you ladies. –clears throat- As it says, I have to call you something that under normal circumstances I wouldn't. –walks towards him and wraps arms around his neck- Hey, sexy beast. –smirks and kisses a shocked Roy-
Winry: That is so wrong…on so many levels…
Havoc: Tell me about it.
Fuery: What's the next question? –reads it- W-what?! B-but I…I could never…the lieutenant wouldn't want to—
Breda: You should do it before silver candle threatens you.
Sky: Oh, I would never threaten him.
Havoc: Why does he get special treatment?!
Sky: 'Cause he's cuter than you. Now, Fuery, you should do your dare before Riza shoots everyone she sees because of her dare.
Fuery: -gulps and walks over to Riza who has detached herself from Roy- Um, lieutenant?
Riza: Yes?
Fuery: -blushes- Um, w-well, my dare says that I…um…w-will you go out with me?
Riza: -smiles- I guess so.
Fuery: -blush darkens-
Hughes: Next question! And how come I haven't gotten any questions yet?!
Envy: Um, because you're dead? Killed by me! HAHA!
Hughes: Can't say I know what you're talking about! See, I'm alive and well! Hey, have you seen this picture of Elicia-chan yet?!
Roy: -sighs-
Havoc: Um, colonel, sir, the next question says that I should kiss you…
Roy: …
Havoc: Really. I'm not joking.
Roy: …Fine. –kisses him-
Breda: -runs away from Black Hayate who is chasing him playfully- GET THAT FILTHY MUTT AWAY FROM ME! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Riza: I don't think he'll be doing that dare anytime soon. –is holding hands with Fuery-
All: -nods-
Lust: Should I really kiss that Ishbalan?
Scar: If my god says so, then you must.
Lust: What god?
Scar: -glares-
Hughes: Do it do it do it do it do it do—
Lust/ Scar: -blush- SHUT UP! –look at each other and kiss-
Envy: Do I really have to do this? –glances reproachfully at Gluttony who is grinning at him- -shudders-
Sky: Yes, you do.
Envy: …This is going to give me nightmares, I guarantee it. –climbs into Gluttony's mouth- EEEEEW! GLUTTONY DO YOU EVER (censored) BRUSH YOUR (censored) TEETH?!
can i submit a dare??
i dare Ed to let Al have as many kittys as he wants.
and Ed cant take them away ever!
Marshmellow alchemist
Ed: There's no way in hell that I am—!
Sky: Ed…do it…or else… - grins evilly-
Ed: …F-fine.
Al: -looks at him pleadingly with his arms full of cats already-
Ed: Yeah, Al, you can keep them
Al: -squeals happily-
Heh.. My last review in ''An interview with FMA'' came out incomplete, dunno why Oo. The whole thing was
''Ohh, Edo- you're so CUTE. Don't worry dearie, love is a natural thing. -nods- And now -evil grin- go wear a miniskirt in front of Mustang.''
XD BTW, you're doing a great work and I'm enjoying it to no end.
SteelRose Alchemist
Ed: WHAT?! WHAT IS IT WITH YOU PEOPLE WANTING ME AND ROY TO BE A COUPLE?!
Al: -eyes widening- Brother…did you just call him…Roy?
Ed: …
Al: -grins evilly- I think a miniskirt would look good on you, brother. And I'm sure that the colonel wouldn't mind…
Ed: Al, you're not helping!
Al: I know.
Ed: -blushes and changes into a miniskirt to show to Roy-
Al: -giggles quietly and takes a picture-
This so funny!
I have dares for them!
To Ed: Wear a pink frilly dress and cat ears and tail. Then, try to seduce Roy! And don't kill me! . Or anyone else...
To Al: Dance like a ballerina. Wear a tutu too!
Hehehe... I'm evil... (Grins)
ps: do not kill me. Please?
girl-13
Ed: THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL THAT I'M WEARING A DRESS! AND HOW CAN YOU FIND THIS FUNNY?!
Al: You might not, but I definitely do.
Ed: -glares- What makes you think I won't kill you, girl-13? –dark voice-
Al: Brother, do not kill anyone.
Ed: Aw, you ruined my fun!
Sky: Do the dare!
Ed: Fine! –changes into the hideously pink dress and cat ears/tail- -goes off to show to Roy again and seduces him-
Al: -reads next question- Do I really have to?
Sky: Yes.
Al: -shrugs and takes tutu out of his closet and changes into it-
Sky: …Um, Al, tell me why exactly you have a tutu in your closet?
Al: Because mom liked it when I dressed up in a tutu when I was younger.
Sky: …? -shudders- Just do the dare already.
Al: -nods and grins enthusiastically- Okay! –starts to dance-
Sky: O.O…I'm emotionally scarred for life…
A/N: That was fun! Please send some more questions! And also dares! Thanks for reading! See you next chapter!