Here's for all you LinkxSaria idiots.
Chapter 4: A Little Race-Mixing
At Kokiri forest...
Mido walked into his house. He had spread the word of the ball, and everyone was talking about it. Saria turned him down, however. Then he asked Fado, the blonde Kokiri. She accepted. However, over at Saria's house, something was afoot.
Saria sat mixing a number of things together. She was making a Kokiri love salve. She'd been using it for as long as Link had been around. When she first started making it, she had to test it. Her first attempt went horribly wrong, and caused the Kokiri Mido usually had moving rocks, to start humping one. Yes, it went very wrong indeed. Next, she used it on Mido. This one worked a little too good. Now he was so annoying. The one time she used it on Link, the nightmares of Ganon counteracted it. Then she stopped entirely.
She smiled. Link would never see this coming.
At the Lake Hylia cave...
Link sat in his tent, half disgusted, half joyful. Midna did know how he worked. He wished she didn't have to use a Twili spell to make him be as befuddled as he was. But he had no idea what that spell would mean later.
He decided he needed a new hiding spot. And he knew just the place: The Fairy Fountain in the Lost Woods.
He played the Minuet of Forest on his ocarina. As he prepared to warp, he packed his tent and said goodbye to the scrub.
He appeared on his usual pedestal. Luckily, Saria was nowhere in sight. He ran right by the mad scrubs and climbed the ladder. Then he jumped down the hole in the ground. Then he ran to the fairies. One of them began healing him.
"Oh dear. Twili love spell."
Link came to from his reverie of having made out with Midna.
"Huh? I thought she took it off."
"It's a Twili spell. There's bound to be a little magic left behind. Unfortunately, Twili magic is mostly uncurable. This is one of those uncurable ones. If you had some blue potion, it might be able to cure it, but it's best to wait until this wears off."
"How long dies it take!?"
"Normally, about two weeks."
"Are you kidding!?"
"Whats the rush?"
"Zelda threw a ball. I have to stay away from everyone for two whole weeks!"
The fairy began laughing.
"Shut up."
He began to rummage around in his giant pack. He felt the handle of his Hookshot. He pulled it out.
"Maybe..."
He stepped into the beam of light. Then he ran back to the Sacred Meadow. No one in sight. He hookshotted up to the temple.
As he entered the main room, he saw the usual four poes, Beth, Amy, Joelle, and Meg floating near the torches.
Beth gave an excited snicker.
"Oh look. Another one."
Instead, Link held out all his small keys.
"Huh?"
"Listen. I don't want anyone getting through to me. I'm going into hiding for two weeks."
Joelle laughed.
"That we can do."
Minutes later, in the boss room...
"Thanks girls!"
"All too welcome young Hylian."
They all vanished.
Meanwhile outside...
Saria walked up to the temple entrance.
Her sage sense told her Link was here.
As she made her way through the dungeon, the Poe sisters saw her.
"Oh no. She'll ruin everything."
"Oooh look. She has a Kokiri love salve. What do you say girls?"
They all laughed and lit their torches.
Inside the inner sanctum...
"Did I just hear the elevator?" asked Navi.
"Oh no."
Link frantically began to look for a way out. Then Saria walked in.
"Ohcrapohcrapohcrap!" he thought.
She spotted Link.
"Hey Link!"
She ran up and hugged him.
"Where have you been?"
He started thinking things like "Oh Din kill me now!". Then randomly the thought "My, does her hair look beautiful today." came up.
Her hug had pushed him into one of the spear walls, cutting his back.
"Ow!"
She looked up.
"What?"
"Cut... My... Back..."
"Oh! I'm sorry. Can I heal it?"
He responded by lying flat and stopping his moving. Navi began to talk to Saria's fairy very animatedly.
Saria rubbed the salve on his gash to get it into the blood circulation, then proceeded to use the real healing medicene on him.
"There. All done."
Link's back became whole once again.
"Saria, thanks."
He started blushing furiously as the salve got the adrennaline going. Common side effect. Then it started messing with his hormones, namely, his testosterone. She simply waited. He watched her, confused and wary. Then, without warning, he giggled.
"What?"
"You look so nice today..."
Navi stopped her conversation and looked down at him with an "Oh I knew this was going to happen" expression on her face. The other fairy, Jhan, laughed.
Saria responded with a dirty look at the two of them, then said "Glad you noticed."
She blushed furiously and leaned forward ever so slightly. Link noticed, an soon they were making out.
"Wow. She looks so nice and she tastes so goo- WHAT AM I DOING?!?" he thought.
He jumped away as the salve counteracted the Twili spell.
Saria looked toward where he ran, both happy that she'd made out with Link and stunned at how the salve failed.
Outside...
Link ran away as fast as he could from the temple.
"Where can I go!?"
Navi flew up.
"Make up your mind. First, you make out with Midna, then you run away. Next, you make out with Saria. Now you run away. Who's next? Ruto? Nabooru?"
"Shut up Navi."
He wandered around the Lost Woods for a few more hours.
"Oh! Mister Link!"
It was the Skull Kid. Tatl and Tael were flying behind him.
"Tatl! Skull Kid!"
"Ahem..."
"Oh and Tael."
Navi looked at the purple fairy.
"Hey, he's kinda cute..."
Unknown to her, Tael was thinking the same thing.
Tatl started making her jingling noise at the sight of Link.
"Link!!! How have you been!?!?!?!?"
She started zooming around him. Navi cleared her throat in an obvious manner.
Tatl backed off.
"I heard you were going to the princess' ball. Sounds like the Carnival of Time if you ask me."
"I'm trying to avoid every girl I see for an obvious reason."
"I see. Well, we don't have to worry about it."
Over at Zora's Domain...
"Lets see... I can take the lost woods shortcut... He might be hiding in there..."
The princess of the Zora dove into the water that entered the Lost Woods.
Upon arrival, she heard him talking to the Skull Kid. Zoras have strong hearing so as to be able to speak and hear clearly in water.
"Oh Linky here I come!"
Back at Skull Kid's hiding place...
"Uh-oh. Zora alert. Smells like a younger one." Skull Kid said.
"Ruto..."
Link ran as fast as he could into the Kokiri Forest.
R&R!