Disclaimer: You know, after three chapters of this, is it really necessary? I mean, is anyone going to just skip to this chapter and complain that there's no real disclaimer?
Special thanks to minerva.m1997 for giving feedback on what should happen to Seamus.
Harry looked at his alarm clock. The time read 3:00 a.m. He and the rest of the boys had stayed up all night to hold vigil to Seamus. They had dragged his trunk into the middle of the floor, piled his stuff on it, and put a picture of him at the very top. They looked up at his smiling face with tears in their eyes and the ghosts of the good times with Seamus in their thoughts. Finally, Ron broke the silence.
"Does anyone have anything to say about Seamus as a parting gift?
Dean spoke up. "Seamus, you were my best friend. You saved us all by your sacrifice. Angelyka would have taken Harry if it weren't for you. Thank you."
"Yeah, thanks Seamus." Neville said with his voice cracking. "I'm sorry you had to end this way. I should have been able to shut the door faster. If it weren't for me you wouldn't have died. And I'm sorry I didn't share my chocolate frogs with you." He placed a bag of candy next to the picture.
"Thank you, Seamus. You will always be my friend," said Ron.
Harry stared at the face of his friend. With a shaky breath he said, "Seamus, I'm-
Suddenly the door flew open and Seamus Finnegan walked in. He was smiling a dreamy smile and didn't seem to notice any of them.
"Seamus! Your alive!" shouted Dean. Seamus walked over and sat on his bed.
"Harry, Dean, Ron, Neville! I think I'm in love! (All of the sane boys back away.) Every time I close my eyes I see Angelyka's face. I see how her hair tumbles down her back in waves like the ocean. I see her eyes, as deep and blue as a sapphire. I see her lips, as red as a rose. Her skin, as white as milk. Her voice-
Ron ran to fetch help while Harry and Neville tried to get Seamus to stop proclaiming everlasting love for Angelyka. Ron soon returned with Ron and Professor McGonagall.
"Come with me, Potter and Weasley. And bring Mr. Finnegan."
Ron and Harry brought Seamus out of the room and up to McGonagall's office. On the way Hermione joined them. Once there, they sat him down in a chair. McGonagall used her wand to stick Seamus so he couldn't get up. Then she started muttering and pointing her wand at Seamus. Nothing happened. Seamus still acted the same. Just then Dumbledore came in with the heads of houses. He to started casting spells and placing them on Seamus. Still nothing happened. Then he stood up.
"Professor Snape, please fetch me your strongest spell-removal potion."
Snape hurried out of the room. He came back with a bottle of purple liquid. Dumbledore poured a mouthful of potion down Seamus's throat. That didn't work either. Then Dumbledore said, "I'm sorry, I'm afraid it's to late. Seamus is cursed with a Mary Sue spell. We don't know how long the effects will last. It might not break till the end of the story."
"What story?" asked Ron.
"Never you mind." said Dumbledore. "Now, we can't get rid of the Mary Sue because then the plot would fall apart."
"What plot?" asked Harry.
"As I was saying, we can't get rid of her. The best we can do is cast anti-Mary Sue spells. It repels all Mary Sue magic so it can't affect us. It should be cast once a month along with a spoonful of anti-Mary Sue potion. I will teach you all how to cast one. Severus, please brew us some potion."
In no time Snape had made some of the grey potion and passed some out to everyone. Then Dumbledore chanted. "Antitus Maryis Sueness Peititum." They all raised their wands and repeated the spell. Then the swallowed the potion. They felt as if all pretty things were staying away from them. Harry felt more confident that nothing pink and sparkly would jump out at him while walking down the corridors from now on. He lived in a terrifying world, but his mind currently was at rest from Mary Sueness.
Authors note: I hope you enjoyed this story! I PROMISE another chapter by Wednesday.