Chapter 4: Goodbye Academy

The Genin graduation test is really easy just show the three super basic justsu and you pass.

The ones they gave us I could do by the time I was four.

Naruto had a problem though the bunshin was too simple for his chakra reserves, and looked very ill.

Though he could do a modified henge by actually transforming himself,he's fine with the shunshin.

I did some research on Naruto's father, nicknamed the yellow flash, he it seems was faster than me.

I of course passed with flying colors, by showing my prowess with elemental jutsu.

My sister is an intelligent girl but put in a life or death situation... I can't allow that to happen.

The rest of the important kids that graduated were clan kids, they will probably be the only ones to pass the second test as well.

I was shocked when Naruto didn't come out with a headband but he was playing the boke and pulled it out from his pocket.

He seriously scared me because we spent a lot of time training together and it would be a complete waste of time.

-Flashback-

"What do you mean you can't make clones?"

"When I try it doesn't work and they look gross and well... poof"

'Could this be do to the fox and his already large reserves' I thought. "Well since you know the Hokage so well why don't we see him about this problem?"

We arrived at Hiruzen's office and I had to use a bit of force to get in because his assistant is a bi- not a nice person 'Too much time with Naruto is unhealthy for my vocabulary'.

"Ah, I see the problem you have too much chakra to do a regular bunshin" Hiruzen commented.

"Yeah, Jiji" Naruto spoke.

"Just wait a few seconds" Hiruzen stood up from his desk and opened the picture behind his desk revealing a safe, he rooted around a bit before pulling out a scroll, "Here it is the Kage bunshin"

'That would be perfect for Naruto and he could create a great amount' I thought.

"Wow, a jutsu thanks you both"

"It was nothing Naruto, now it takes a lot of chakra to do so show it to anyone else"

"Hai, but why do I have so much chakras anyway"

I gave a pointed look at Hiruzen.

"Let's take a walk Naruto"

-End of Flashback-

I was looking forward to seeing our jounin sensei, I mean clearly I would be with the dead last,cough Naruto cough and since she was my sister Sakura would be on my team.

A scuffle happened behind me so I turned around to see Naruto and the Uchiha locking lips.

Just then Iruka came in and started annoying teams I only zoned back in when I heard my sisters name "...Sakura and Katana Haruno, Sasuke Uchiha-"

"SHANNARO!" my sister cried.

I chopped her on the top of the head "Your too loud"

"...as I was saying and Naruto Uzumaki your team seven and your instructor will be Kakashi Hatake..."

"EH!?, why do I have to be on a team with Sasuke"

He also received a chop "Now your too loud"

A four man team wasn't very common in fact they failed what are you thinking Hiruzen?

Eventually everyone left with their team except us four.

Naruto got fed up with waiting and put a eraser at the top of the door.

"Naruto what are you doing our sensei will be a jounin there's no way he'll fall for that"

Just then a masked man with silver hair came into the room and the eraser fell on him.

"My first impression of you" he spoke lazily "... I hate you, meet me on the roof" he then shunshined away.

I followed with one of my own of course adding water to the jutsu.

We stared at each other for a couple of seconds before he pulled out a book and started reading. "Nice hair"

"Nice mask"

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The silence was broken by the rest of the team running through the door.

"Now that were all here lets start introductions" he drawled "First you Pinkie"

"Can you show us how?"

"I'm Kakashi, I like things, my hobbies are doing stuff, things like that"

"...Right well I'm Haruno Sakura, I like..." I shook my head in defeat "and my brother, my dreams... and I HATE NARUTO!"

"Your loud" bonk x3

"Now you small dark and broody"

"Uchiha Sasuke its none of your business what I like or do and my dream is to kill a certain man"

Right the Uchiha massacre, that was something in need of investigating, and let me say this its beyond impossible for one person to kill everyone in one's own clan and leave just one person alive.

"Blondie"

"My name is Uzumaki Naruto, I like ramen, and the Haruno twins, I dislike the three minutes it takes ramen to cook and arrogant bastards, and finally my dream in to become HOKAGE!"

Everyone gave me a pointed look so I rolled my eyes and chopped "Too loud, but good dream"

"Now you with the nice hair color"

"Names are for friends and seeing how you insulted everyone here you have not made friends, you seem lazy but since you are a jounin its either an act or coping mechanism;but since we all have to play nice ill say I am Haruno Katana, I like my sister and Naruto, I hate you and the Uchiha over there, and my dream is to make Sakura and Naruto strong and get married and have kids... I guess"

"My My what a mouthful seeing as how I'm hated, while I would never judge one so quickly... I will just say to meet me at the third training ground and I wouldn't recommend eating, see you"

"Crap" Naruto eloquently put it.

(A/N Writing a tsukkomi is fun to do, but aside from that lets see how this story progresses)