A quick re-cap on our last adventure, We are trying to cover up the shit we already screwed up, poke fun at Mr. Prissy pants, and Aido is going to possibly rape me? Da fuck? Let's continue on and see what happens! CUE THE AWESOME THEME MUSICCCCCCCCC.

"THE VIRGIN THING TURNED YOU ON, DIDN'T IT?" I shouted, falling back, only to be caught into his arms. NU. NUNUNUNUNUNU. NOT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN.

"Please! Just shut up already and let me enjoy my feast!" he pleaded, trying to keep me still. "AND LET YOU EAT ME OUT? AW HELL NAW. LETGOLETGOLETGOLETGOLETGO." I kicked and scratched. Looks can be deceiving. He looks weak, but boy, is he strong.

"Stay...Still!"

"RAPEEEEEEEEEE. RAPEEEEEE. RAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE." I screamed at the top of my lungs.

"Aido Hanabusa, let go of the poor defenseless girl! Women are to be treated perfectly like princesses, swept off their feet by Mr. Perfect, and pure until the end!" a mysterious male voice called from behind us. Woahwut.

"Pure until the end? Lawlhellno. I plan on screwing over my man." I stated bluntly.

"IMPURITY!" the voice shouted in fake shock. I turned to look at him. Flaming orange hair and eyes. DEWD. OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG.

"TSUBASA ONII-TAN!" I said cheerfully. I shoved a very confused Aido off and jumped into Tsuasa's arms.

"Oh, hey Ai! Long time no see!" he said happily. We conversed for a bit until I felt a really high-class aura. "SOMETHING WICKED THIS WAY COMES." I said aloud, pointing to the direction.

Almost right on cue, Kaname came forward into the clearing, followed by Ruka, Seiren, and a few other members of the night class, along with Zero, Yuuki, and Kagura.

"OI, WE'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOUR LOST ASS FOR HOURS." Kagura shouted in a pissed off tone. She stopped and looked at Tsubasa for a few moments. "Ohey Tsubasa." she said nonchalantly.

"We haven't seen each other for years, and all my baby sister can say is 'Ohey'? What is this?" he sobbed. I patted his back, attempting to hold back giggles.

"Aido, you have broken school rules once again. You tried to harm a day class student, led the student purposely out of distance, and nearly gave away our secret." Mr. Prissy pants listed in a holier-than-thou voice. .

All Aido could do was look down at his feet in shame. SERVES HIM RIGHT. But it is still sad. Woah woah wait.

"Nearly gave away your secret? AND DUDE. THIS GUY DIDN'T TRY TO HARM ME, THIS WAS FULL-ON RAPE MAN, RAPE." I shouted.

*cue totally annoyed glares*

"...Well. I see nobody takes the victim's story." I said crossing my arms.

"...You seriously thought he was going to rape you? Seriously?" Kagura asked exasperatedly.

"I wasn't trying to rape you! Oh my god! How many times do I have to tell you this?" Aido defended, throwing his arms in the air.

"I believe this is something the headmaster should decide on. Miyazaki-kun, you should take your sister elsewhere. Aido, follow me to my room. Takuma, please, take miss Hiroshi, and wait with her in my office." Kaname said, throwing out demands here and there.

"You're going to go have gay sex with Aido?" Kagura giggled, earning many glares. I think only Kagura and I were the only ones laughing, but oh well~ they just be jelly.

Kaname gave Tsubasa a piercing glare, meaning 'get her da fuck outta here now before i beat yo azz. lawl.'

"Kagura, c'mon. Let's go look for some jubiley ice cream or something." he offered. Words cannot explain Kagura's sudden emotions. Let's just call them all happy and overly excited.

"Miss Hiroshi?" Takuma asked with a reassuring smile. "Yes, sir right hand man to Mr. Prissy pants?" -cue Takuma's sweatdrop here-

"Please follow me." he said, turning around and leading me out of the woods. Well, it was like a freaking shortcut! We came out by the side of a really huge ass tower thingy. "That is where the dungeouns are." he said, chuckling. "You're joking, right?" I dead-panned. "Ahaha, you're cute. Yes, I am only joking." he grinned.

Ohmygod. He's almost as sexy as Zero. And this guy loves manga and is so much nicer. FAWK. Love triangles suck. "Hey Takuma, do you know what manga is?" I asked nonchalantly, already knowing the answer. "Manga?" he asked suspiciously with a raised eyebrow. Crap. I was so sure he loved it, wtf? D:

"Nevermind." I said quickly, the ground suddenly an interest. He laughed, catching me off guard. Okay, this guy is kind of psycho.

"I'm just messing around. I love manga! It's the most amazing thing in the world!" he said cheerfully, throwing his arms out in exaggeration. Yes, I think I am in love with this guy.

"OMGNOFREAKINWAY. Okay, you, my new best friend." I said, throwing my arms around him for a hug. To add to his awesomeness, he hugged back. :D K. My new best friend.

"Ahem." Mr. Prissy pants cleared his throat. Somebody needs a cough drop. "I'll take it from here Takuma. Miss Hiroshi, follow me." he said, turning his back to me. k. what the fuck. Douche. -.-

We walked into what I'm pretty sure was the Night class dormitory, and walked up the million stairs to his room. Da fuck.

"So, do you have any hobbies besides incest?" I asked with an evil grin. I waited for him to reply, but he never did. WHATTHEFUCKMAN. This guy, no manners, I swear.

When we got to his room, he opened his door, held it open for me, and shut it after I walked in. Okay, this guy gives off creepy 'immarapechu' vibes.

"Sit." he said, motioning for me to take a seat in front of his desk. Lawl,dafuck. I stood there, staring at him blankly. He gave a sigh. DAMN. WTF. Are these guys so stressed out or something?

"So, what happened in the forest with Aido and you?" he asked, folding his hands against his chin. He was staring me directly in the eyes, which made me kind of nervous. "Uh. Attempted rape? Lying? Rude manners? Failed seductiveness?" I listed.

Kaname raised an eyebrow. "Do you believe in vampires?" he asked. "Vampires? Yes. I do. Did you know I hunt vampires?" I challenged. I was joking, but of course he didn't know that. ;D -le trollface-

"I wasn't aware you were already notified that you were a vampire hunter, but yes, I knew." he said.

"Well, yes, I take my job quite-WAIT, WHAT?" I was caught off-guard. What the hell is he talking about? Is Mr. Prissy pants on drugs? o-o

*A/N: I apologize if this seems short, but I'm uploading all the chapters I wrote all at once, so I hope it makes up for it. ^-^