Zeron Remember, you are inexperienced in this technique, but it is a perfect defense. Combined with your powers, you will become as hard as diamond.
Mr.1 Good.
Zeron Good? That's it, good? It's excellent!
Lii Sir, we found the pirates.
Zeron Really? Can I see the telescope?
Zeron sees a fist right before it hits him in the face. He falls to the ground.
Kino AHHH!! WHAT WAS THAT!!
Anurah A cursed fruit. Gomu Gomu no Mi, aka, the Gum Gum fruit. That attack (cough) is called the Gum Gum Pistol. I'll tell you about it later.
Zeron gets up.
Zeron Oi, that was a heavy hit. BUT YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT STRAWHATS!! I'M GONNA KILL YOUR ASS AND…
Zeron is hit in the face again.
Luffy Should I hit him again?
Robin He has lots of stamina.
Sanji Just kill him already.
Zeron Tekkai Fist (super/iron fist)!!
Zeron punches Luffy in the face, sending him flying 20ft away and into the ocean.
Chopper WHAT WAS THAT!!
Zeron Oh great, he fell in the ocean. The navy wants him alive. I guess I'll go save him. Soru.
In just 1 second, Zeron runs to Luffy and back to the Thousand Sunny. He drops Luffy onto the deck of the ship.
Zeron You guys have at least 3, 4 cursed fruits and yet you have no lifeguard? Pathetic.
Usopp Who is this guy?
Zeron puts on his sunglasses.
Zeron I must admit, you're bounty might have been over exaggerated, defeating you will be easier than I thought.
Luffy gets up and tries to punch Zeron, but Zeron uses Soru to move to the crow's-nest.
Zeron Is that your best shot? You pirates are starting to be a disappointment.
Zeron reappears on the poopdeck.
Zeron You might as well surrender.
Luffy Surrender? No… I won't surrender. I'M GONNA BE KING OF THE PIRATES!! I won't let anyone in my way.
Zeron (Kuro) (Japanese Version) You're going to feel the agony of being cut into pieces and then die. I'll treat you with special care… I won't hold anything back when I work on you.
Luffy Huh? Wait, you sound familiar…
Robin Didn't you say the navy wants Luffy alive.
Zeron Yeah, so…
Robin You said you were going to kill him.
Zeron Really? I did?
Chopper WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!
Luffy Wait, I remember… you sound like that Kuro guy.
Usopp Yeah, it was a perfect impression.
Zeron walks off the poopdeck.
Zeron Who's Kuro?
Usopp How can you imitate him without knowing him?!
Zeron I can only mimic memories.
Sanji Memories?
Zeron Yes, I can imitate a quote that someone of your memories said. (pause) OH SHIT!! I JUST TOLD YOU MY SPECIAL ABILLITY!!
Sanji/Usopp/Chopper DUMBASS!!
Luffy (laughs) This guy is great. He should join my crew.
Zeron I ALMOST KILLED YOU!! WHY WOULD I JOIN?! Besides, I work for the World Government. We are natural enemies, you and I. However, I want you to see my crew and them to see yours. And, we will decide the terms of our battle.
Robin Battle?
Zeron You'll find out. All of you will.