Let's Kill The Night
Chapter 4 - Spiderbitch
AN: yghkj;vgkkh; IM SORRY DONT HURT ME ... UM KARKART YOU SPEAK TO THE READERS! -runs off-
KK: Shit. I can't even go one day without Vriska getting her nose in my business. Not only was her nose in my business but so was the fucking teacher. What the hell, can't a guy pass notes without skanky bitches getting in your way? What. Why not? Whatever you say. Anyway let's get back to the fucking scene that Spiderbitch started.
So as any other reasonable good looking guy would do... I fucking panicked. Mrs. Crocker was right there just standing with we hand out. Almost as if she expected me to fucking give her the paper. Hell no. SO I THREW IT TO THE GROUND! Okay so I didn't throw it to te ground. I did do the most stupid thing ever. Let's just say I don't like the taste of paper.
"Karkat Vantas. Take the paper out of your mouth and go place it over on my desk. On the corner though." Mrs. Crocker tapped her foot with each word she said.
Then Vriska decided to chime in "Ewww why would you even keep it. Just have the crab read it out loud."
Vriska stood with her head high and arms crossed. She glared me down with the most evil of smirks. I have seen the Spiderbitch actually be nice but this isn't one of those times. This is everyday normal Spiderbitch. Oh did I forget to mention she was a fucking Spiderbitch? Good, I almost thought I would forget to mention it.
Sollux then tapped me onthe shoulder. My mouth was still full and you know what they say about talking with your mouth full. Wait. I'm /not/ supposes to talk with my mouth full? Shit.. Oh well it wouldn't be the first time I got a shitty saying wrong.
"Wha splfje aol thdhd sollux!?" I tried so hard to try and speak understandable English.. It didn't work so well.
Sollux didn't even get the chance to answer me. Ms. Spiderbitch had snuck her way over to our desks was now standing next to Mrs. Crocker. She had her face contorted into a sick smile glare unhappy but happy... Fuk I don't know how to explain it. I suck at explaining this shitty story so just be happy I'm trying.
"Are you not going to do something? Mrs. Crocker they disrupted your class by passing dirty secrets on a note and may I remind you it's against the rules." she spit it all put as if she was above the teacher.
Who does that bitch think he is, a queen or something?Oh god, fuck no. I know I'm gonna be plagued with nightmares just by thinking about it... I can just see it now, WW3. Attention UN forces there is no other choice but to surrender to Tyrant Vriska - Queen Bitch of Spider Nation. I think I'm gonna puke just from that though. Be right back. Gotta puke out u hurts because of ugly Spiderbitch thoughts.
The rest of the class stayed quiet with their eye on Vriska. Some had their jaws dropped with shock clear on their dace. Oddly when I said 'rest of the class' Sollux wasn't included.
"Vrithka can you juth shut your fucking mouth for oneth?" He unintentionally lisped. And as he spoke he also stood up and put a hand on my shoulder. Wait. His hand.. My shoulder... His hand... Fuck, excuse me as I faint.
"Mr. Captor I believe I can handle this situation without your help. Thank you for trying but it is not needed. So just sit down... please." she paused before the last word but when she said it she was stern and serious.
Sollux nodded to her then sat down next to me. He gave me a smile and I tried to quickly flash one back. It didn't work so well with the paper still in my though. So I took the note out and quickly stuck it in my back pocket.
"Vriska just sit do-"
"But Mrs. Crocker!"
"Now. I have had enough of these silly games."
Vriska replied as she made her way back to her seat. "Yes Ma'am."
As Spiderbitch sat down in her seat the bell rang signaling the end of class. Within seconds the room had cleared and it was just me and Sollux. He stood silently as I gathered my books.
On the way out Mrs. Crocker said the usual "Have a nice day." with a smile as if nothing had happened. Now that creeps me out as much as her dictatorship she has going on in this class. Thankfully Sollux and I were able to laugh everything off as soon as we were in the hall.
Playfully punching my shoulder he said "So I'll see you at our lockers later?"
"Yeah pretty much." I flashed a smile then waved as we went in opposite directions.
Thankfully I had no other classes with him. I did have one with Jade and another with Nep and Eridan... but well thats probably a story for another time.
AN: I'm soooo very sorry for the lack of updates. Writer's block and start of school year are the worst couple. They like to gang up on me and make it hard to write fanfics! ;A; WELL ILL TRY TO THE NEXT CHAP OUT IN LESS TIME THEN IT TOOK FOR THIS CHAPTER … OKAY!?