"So who's next boys?" Dante asked the Gods

"This'a guy," Mario said

Just then Dante saw someone very familar

"Hey I remember you," Dante said "You're one of those guys who got eaten by that Bayonetta chick,"

"You got that right f***face," Travis Touchdown said "It hurt like hell,"

Travis got out his fake lightsaber

"But now I'm going to slice of your head. Just like I did to Helter Skelter and Skelter Helter,"

"Wow," Dante said "Somebodies dad was bad with names,"

"Let the battle begin!" Raiden said

Travis charged at Dante, ready to slice and dice the demon slayer

Dante countered by simply turning pandora into its rocket auncher form and firing. Thus causing Travis to blow up

"Well this fight was no fun," Dante said

Just then he heard panting coming from the huge cloud of smoke from his rockets, and when the dust cleared, there was Travis. Alive

"No way," Dante said

"Ha," Travis said "You think that'l be enough to kil me? I've been blown up, shot at, hit with lazers, and a whole hell of other stuff. It'll take more that that to finish me off,"

Dante now saw that this Travis Touchdown was tougher than he looked.

Travis charged at Dante again, this time Dante jumped into the air, whipped out his pistols, and did his signature air spin shooting move.

Yet not even that killed Travis, he was hurt, but still up and running

"Is that all you got?" Travis said "You're fighting just like Helter Skelter did,"

Dante weighed his options. Hand to hand wouldn't work, guns apprently don't, and his sword would get sliced into by his lazer sword.

"I know," Dante said getting an idea

Just then Dante was wearing Lucifer (the weapon from DMC4 that makes all those exploding red spikes)

"What's that do?" Travis said

"This," Dante said jumping into the air and rang down tons of spikes onto Travis. After Travis looked like a human porcupine with red quills. Yet miraculously he was still alive

"How can you not be dead yet?" Dante asked

"My...game...dosen't take...itself...seriousl..." The spikes exploded

Travis was finally dead

I need some help

Can anyone out there help me find somebody who's a worthy opponent for Dante?

Don't say Deadpool, or "Dantes Inferno" Dante

He'll fight them

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