The four of them leaved new orleands and driving peacable. they pass many states but they arrive in texas for gas filling. They stop at shell gas station this time lol. Montel gotted ready to filler gas while the other 3 got up to make pee pee brake. Springer and Maurty and Andy went to pee pee on urinal and make steamy misting on it. Andy were peeking at other boys winkies because he curious. he look over and see tiny jew penis but he excite and strat to rub him winkie too. the other too catch he and get very anger in their eyes and tell his to pee in stall. "I was boreeedd anyway!" say ander coop with very gay in his voice. Andy goes into bathroom stall and finish him pee and jerk off. He them take out silver sharpie cause sharpie him favor colored oops i mean silver. he scrawling something on side of stall cause him very boredom. It reading "For good loving bee at this stalled Wednesday night 2 am". Andy read this and realize it make no sense but he no care and left stall and washer him hands and making way back to car. Meanwhile montel swip him bank card in masheen but no charile sheen cause he too cool and have only one speed, stop and drink turtle blood. it say insufficianet fund and it no let him filled gas. the others see this and get very anger but no so much as montel. montel very anger. he got so madding he take stand cap falc and do "FARCON PAWNCH" it do 999999999999999999% damage to gas station tank and it explode in him face but to everyone surprise ot barelyt fase cap falc he super strong. Montel makesure he look away cause cool guys dont look at explosions and he snap he finger and point at explosion while look away and say "We must support troop..."

"great what do now montel we no get gas u poor black man where all ur money go?" banter maury. "Well i have Multiple sclerosass (MS Paint) so i need smoke weed legally for this problem it very painfulness..." say montel in very sorrow. They all bust laughing, evening andy coop the fag. Montel ignoring them and making of the crossing of arms and impliyers that he wanting them to making up better idea. They thinking long while and Coop got amazing feeling. Andy feel he stand compel to do something so he took gas pumping thing and Diet Pepsi firmly grasping the gas hose. Diet pep wrap hi big lips around gas pump and look like he making beg inhaling! soon the others can see bumps of something moving through hose like as if something come out...and came it did. sudderly gallons of gas esplode in Andy coop mouth and he stand and they redirect the flow to the stoler caddilac car from lousians. Andy now filler up car with gas that he stand sucker out! "I learned that trick in college but i guess this is a stronger stand version!" smirking andy coop. They all in dumbfind... "ok so we haveing gas now but we no haveing funds for future beef jerky and chips and stuff on road." say spinger "Don't forget my weed i am in very painful..." mentia montella "we cant afford ur gay weed anwayway beside u faking u just want get high" rebat maury. Montel sharp look at maury in very anger but then he feel bad for maury because he have useless stand and if he beat him up it will be like nuking Japan again, goodfight. He decide not to kill everyone and brush off he comment and walk away in very paining because he no have he weed. He so much painful even cap falc feel week! Montel knew this was serious, but he have no money, so beside from beef jerk he must find moneying for the buying weed. Then Montel think in deeping thought. "I get it guys... I know a way we can make money so we can conintue our adventure... We will have to stop at a library..." Montel say in such a serious tone even gay man andy have a straight face.

They all got in the car... Everyone was silent. Montel was driving this time and the radio wasnt even on. Somehow everyone knowed that montel was not to be fuck with right now. Montel drive quickly to local library and sat down at computer hub. All others go separate ways to do their own thing. Andy and spinger try to look up porn on internet but it block them cause safe search on. Maury went to look up scientific journal and pretend to be smart and read them but only he stand can run tests and not know a lot of science just basic. All the whiling, montel, very straight face, so straight he earrings no moving. He log in online into some website call ...Money Mutual. (.com Go there I shit not you) Yep it turns out Montel have been moonlighting for some extra cash doing extra commercials and doing some online advising and money lending for some clients. Montel put on he headset and have he phone at ready. It were time to collect debt.

Montel gotted into online chatter on skype with one lcient who owe 5000 dollar in advance loan and if he no have money now he bad trouble. "Wheres the money" Montel say i very sequky nerdy voice because he MS acting up badly. "Um, yeah ...Wheres what?" say some british dude. "Wheres the money" repeat Montel in samely voice "Oh... It's in the bank" say brit guy."Oh ok" say montel and he went new tab in moziller firefoxed because IE is suck and he pull open he bank account. it say current ballacne $0.00.

"You trick me?" say Montel "Wot" say guy "You trick me" say montel. "You told me to get you loan back look in bank i deposit it" say brit guy "You lied... WHY! WHYYY?" scream montelly and whole library look at him and then there were silence on skype for little. "why u do dat?" say montel through tear of pain cause he MS acting up... "why u do dat?" he sask again. There was silence and montel let out a cry "ugh" and hanging up. Montel pain so bad that he had to go making a dump in bathroom so he left computer un attended. after let out huge diarheea dump from withdrawing of weed and pain he come back in a little better spirit. He come back to computer desk and are in shocked. He look at what he see and he see computer blue screened... what happen? Montel quick rebooted computerdora and he wait for loading. Once it loader he seeing he bank account having $20,000... but what fuck? "W-w-w-w-who... do...?" question momtel he get no replied. montel get very dumbfinding and he sitting there awhile in awe and thinkin "i can smoke weed for a looooooong time on this monies!" and all of sudder he getting phone called. "WHAT FUCK YOU STOLE MY MONEY" say brit guy he call back and assume it montel cause he just ask for money. "YOU HACKED ME" say guy. Montel smile and respond "dude i dont know what u talking about... i was doing accounts on library computer and then i had to take a dump... someone must have had fun with the cpu and your accounts man it wasnt me sry." montel say with truthness in he voice "fuk u man i dont believe u i getting lawyer." say guy and he hanging up. Montel smirk at this and knew lawyer will no nothing to him and make dumb dumb court case but he have stand and he powerful and plus he already went to jail for stealing money when he was kid so no go to jail for stealing money again because of double jeporday alex trebek right?

Montel hurrily gather he friends and went to go by weed but he seeing a shadow as he leave library and it move fastly away. Montel think nothing of this, he had money for weed and nothing can deter he from he joy. He went and gotted weed and got high as a mole oops i mean kite. they all continue journey to Californa... Montel's greatest strength is his greatest weakness and who is this mysterious person who helped montel out with his monetary issues, and more importantly revenge. Was it all a ploy or does this shady character have montel interest at heart? Only time will tell NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL oops i mean MONTEL'S BIZZARE ADVENTURE...