Quick Random Moment
*A mixed up random moment*
Simon: I love my new mansion.
Alvin: Simon, that's not a mansion, you're in somebody's castle!
*Simon finds himself in Enchantia Castle*
King Roland II: Um, who the heck are you?
Isiah: What up?! Isiah and Tom here!
Tom: What's good!
Isiah: And welcome back to Isiah02's Rules to Survive! Today Tom and I decided to give you guys ten more rules and laugh about them.
Tom: So we hope you're okay with that. Shall we get started?
Isiah: Let's shall, my boy.
Rule 31: Simon cannot make anyone pay to do something in the house.
Tom: Okay. I don't even know where he got this kinda crap from, but this dude has got to stop.
*Simon is playing an arcade game when Alvin jumps on the game*
Alvin: Need someone to play with?
Simon: Yeah, sure. Just put in the quarter.
Alvin: Wait. I gotta pay for this?
Simon: Yeah, this country isn't as free as people say it is.
Alvin: Alright, I guess.
*Alvin puts in a quarter when Simon stops him*
Simon: Not so fast big brother. 50 cents.
Alvin: What?!
Simon: Hahaha! G unit, baby!
Alvin: *sigh* Fine.
*Jeanette is leaving the bathroom when Simon runs into her*
Simon: Hey, Jeanette.
Jeanette: Huh? Oh, hi Simon. What's up?
Simon: Why were you in the bathroom for so long?
Jeanette: The sink didn't turn on when I wanted to wash my paws.
Simon: No crud, I told Dave to turn it off for the day.
Jeanette: What?! So how am I supposed to wash my paws?
Simon: $1.
Jeanette: I'm not paying a dollar to wash my paws, you're outta your mind.
30 seconds later...
*Jeanette is washing her paws with a bottle of water*
Jeanette: Dave did not agree to this.
Simon: The struggle is real, Jean. The struggle is real.
Isiah: *sigh* Remind me how is Simon the smart one in the group.
Rule 32: Alongside with Rule 3, when you insult someone back, make sure you don't go overboard.
Tom: We mentioned how far these guys go with their insults right?
Isiah: I'm pretty sure we did.
Tom: Okay.
*Simon is doing a science experiment when Alvin sees him*
Simon: Well if it isn't the munk who can't pass a class for crap.
Alvin: At least I'm not a bitch who apart from Dave has a geek way with ladies.
Simon: This mother- Dave! He said I had a geek way with- Alvin called me a bitch!
Isiah: XD.
Rule 33: Saying the N word like Lamar Davis is straight up banned.
Tom: I swear to God, Alvin will not stop quoting it.
*Simon is doing a science experiment when Alvin walks in his lab*(N word warning ahead)
Alvin: What's up, can a brother help you out?
Simon: Man, screw you, go somewhere.
Alvin: Aw, don't hate me cause I'm beautiful, bro. Maybe if you got rid of that nappy ass haircut, you'd get some girls on your back. Or better yet, maybe Jeanette can be with your dog ass if she ever stops messing with that brain surgeon or lawyer she's messing with. (as Lamar Davis) N*gga.
Simon: *watching Alvin leave* What?
Rule 34: The N word is banned. Period.
Isiah: Yeah, we thought the Lamar Davis version wasn't enough so we thought that banning it altogether would be better. To keep from having people see the Lamar Davis version. Personally I don't mind it. I may be African American but I really don't mind.
Tom: As long as you don't use it offensively.
Isiah: Right.
Rule 35: Alvin can only scare people only for emergencies.
Alvin: What in the hell kinda emergency is gonna be important for me to scare people?
Dave: That James Suggs moron keeps sneaking his way in the house stealing our stuff. Now I'm going to trust that you'll use this rule only for house defense and not for fun.
Alvin: Alright, sure.
Dave: No, you gotta swear on Solaris itself.
Alvin: Um, what?
Isiah: Raise your right paw.
*Alvin raises his paw*
Isiah: Do you, Alvin Seville swear on Solaris and its members to scare people only for house defense and not for fun time, or you will suffer the wrath of the Flames of Disaster.
Tom: Um, bro-
Alvin: What the-
Isiah/Dave: Yes or no?!
Alvin: Alright yes!
Isiah: Okay, good.
Rule 36: Don't ever give love lessons to Theodore.
Alvin: I swear I've never seen him so nervous in my life.
*Brittany and Theodore are having a conversation*
Brittany: Now why do you think Eleanor doesn't have feelings for you?
Theodore: I don't know, Brit. I haven't been with too many female chipmunks in my life. My crotch area...people laugh when they hear about it.
Brittany: Hmm. You're fine.
Theodore: *nervously* What?
Brittany: Don't think that Eleanor won't have feelings for you because of your crotch area. Just tell her how you feel and she'll most likely accept it.
Theodore: I...don't know.
*Brittany sighs and pulls down her skirt revealing her treasure*
Theodore: *real nervously* Oh God.
Brittany: See? Nothing special under here. Just nice clean fur.
*Isiah, Tom, Alvin, and Dave pull a face palm*
Theodore: That's... That's not what I mean. That's not...- Can you please put your womanhood away?
Isiah: *sighs* Moving on.
Rule 37: All real life Grand Theft Auto cheat codes are banned from the house.
Dave: Isiah.
Isiah: Yeah?
Dave: You agree that I had to do this, right?
Isiah: Yeah.
Dave: Okay.
*police sirens go off from outside*
Tom: Oh, crap, who called the police?!
Simon: Wasn't me.
Theodore: A better question would be who did something that would have gotten their attention.
*one look at each other*
Isiah/Tom/Dave/Simon/Theodore: Alvin!
Tom: Of course he would.
Alvin: *steps in the living room* Which one of you snitched?
Isiah: What?
Alvin: Don't play dumb with me! Which one of you motherlovers done snitched.
Simon: Who do you think?
*Alvin types in numbers on his phone giving him a set of weapons*
Alvin: If I find out one of you snitched, I'm putting one in your head. Now if you'll excuse me, I gotta get the police off my back.
*Alvin types in more numbers on his phone making the police go away*
Isiah: How in the hell does he do this?
Dave: I don't know, but this rule's gonna not make it matter. XD.
Rule 38: Don't ever criticize Simon about his sarcasm.
Eleanor: I swear I never knew someone who would rage on someone about their own sarcasm.
Isiah: I have a side with you there Ellie. I have a side with you there.
*Alvin, Simon, and Theodore having a conversation*
Theodore: You guys should've been there when my class were having a cooking lesson.
Simon: *with harsh sarcasm* I wish we could've been there.
Alvin: What's with all the sarcasm from you today?
Simon: *turns to Alvin* What's with my sarcasm? I'll tell you what's with all my sarcasm. One minute I'm putting in work with school. Next thing I know, I'm stranded on an island due to your antics. We, our band, were doing real good until the Chipettes took over the stage. But hey, let's try and stop our father who we thought was gonna propose to someone but wasn't really going to! Forgive me, you hardheaded ass! But sarcasm is ALL I fucking got! Sarcasm, and a set of rules written by two jackasses!
Isiah: And that day, I swore to myself that I would never in my life give Simon a ride anywhere in my lowrider. (See chapter 1 for info.)
Tom: You're telling me, I almost put my size 12 foot up his little furry butt.
Rule 39: Don't bully Samantha about her hatred for hipsters.
Tom: Oh my God. Real talk, I have...- You know what, Miles you explain.
Miles: Alright I guess. My mother really hates hipsters. And she'll go off on you if you bully her about it long enough.
Alvin: Poor Dave learned the hard way.
Miles: Right.
*Dave and Samantha are on the open road(a fictional happening during AATC: The Road Chip)*
Dave: You know, I've been thinking a lot about you, Samantha. Your lifestyle. Then there's the job as a nurse, the beautiful hair, the firm chest area, the...everything.
Samantha: What are you talking about?
Dave: You, my love...have a thing with hipsters.
Samantha: What did you say?
Dave: You have a thing with hipsters.
Samantha: I hate hipsters.
Dave: Classic hipster denial.
Samantha: *glares at Dave* Say it one more time.
*While concentrating on the road, Dave leans closer to Samantha*
Dave: *right to Samantha's ear* Hipster.
*Samantha makes Dave switch the gear to park*
Samantha: You. Are not very. FUCKING nice.
Miles: That day was one of the worse brutal days. I never knew how brutal she can get when she's being messed with. Heck, if I knew this earlier, I would've been too scared to leave the house when they left for Miami.
Rule 40: Prepare for something crazy when Isiah and Tom see a wrecked car in the streets.
*Isiah, Tom, and Dave are in Isiah's lowrider at the gas station*
*Isiah sees a wrecked car driving down the road*
Isiah: Tom. Look.
Tom: Uh-oh.
Isiah/Tom: If you ain't got no money, take your broke ass home! Your car ain't worth no money, take that broke crap home!
Dave: *sighs*
Isiah: Yo, this is by far the longest chapter in this story. Good thing I'm doing ten at a time. Right, Tom?
Tom: Yeah. Don't forget to leave a nice review for this chapter. No flames as always. We hope you enjoyed this chapter. Check out chapter four of Adventure in the Kingdom: The Last Stand if you haven't. As always we love you guys. Thanks for supporting us everyday. See y'all later. Hollar at your boys! Yeah!
Isiah: Until next time.