KisshuLover52- Gomen I haven't updated in months. I got… distracted. Kisshu, disclaimer!

Kisshu- Only owns person Tokyo that the Mew is Ikumi Mew Mia.

KisshuLover52- Now say it correctly.

Kisshu- The only person that owns Tokyo Mew Mew is Mia Ikumi.

KisshuLover52- That's better. You get cookie. Anyways, on with the story.

Chapter 4: Mewmeo and Mewmiet—

"HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I didn't think you would actually come Mint!" Kanna cried out.

"Yeah? Well I was considering staying in the hotel." Mint said. With that, she turned and started walking away from Kanna.

"Wait no, don't go! I'll be lonely with out a non nobody!"

"HEY!!!" Everyone but Mint and Kanna yelled. (Just the mews, not everyone at the part)

"Gomen, gomen." Kanna quickly apologized while wiping her eyes on her handkerchief. "I meant that I would be lonely without Mint."

~CRASH BOOM EXPLODE~

"AHH!!!" yelled random person.

As Kanna ran from the courtyard, Mint saw another frigging Kirema Anima.

"How many of these damn things is Kisshu going to bring on us!?" Mint shrieked.

"Mew Mew Strawberry!"

"Mew Mew Minto!"

"Mew Mew Retasu!"

"Mew Mew Purin!"

"Mew Mew Zakuro!"

"Mew Mew Berri!"

"METAMORPHASIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Ribbon Minto Echo!" Mew Minto yelled.

"Ribbon Retasu Rush" Mew Retasu yelled.

"Ribbon Purin Ring Inferno!" Mew Purin yelled.

"Ribbon Zakuro's Pure" Mew Zakuro yelled.

"Ribbon Loveberry Check!" Mew Berri yelled.

"And now for the grand finale! Ribbon Strawberry Surprise!" Mew Ichigo yelled.

Little did they know that it was a trap to get back at Mew Purin for whacking Kisshu upside the head with a frying pan*[1].

"HAHAHA!!! You girlies fell for my trap! Now feel my wrath!" Kisshu yelled.

"TRAP?!!!" Suddenly, a giant frying pan came shooting out of the Kirema Anima's mouth and hit Mew Ichigo upside the head.

"Ah crap I meant to hit Mew Purin upside the head not Mew Ichigo." Kisshu cried in disbelief.

"Nice Kisshu, nice." Mint said sarcastically. (If you didn't know she was being sarcastic, you need to go back to pre-k)

"Oh well. This ties in with my secondary plan of kidnapping Ichigo. You see, as my secondary plan, I was kidnap Mew Ichigo after I injured Mew Purin's cranium." Kisshu explained his plan as if the mews didn't no what a secondary plan was.

~LATER~

"Hey Mint, I looked up something about boyfriends being two-timers and fakes!"

"Okay, good for you Lettuce." Mint replied.

"What if Markis is really Kisshu in disguise? I mean, like, you haven't seen Markis since Kisshu's return have you*[2]?" Lettuce asked.

"Now, be reasonable Lettuce. Markis is dating ME. Not Ichigo."

"Well I still go by reasoning."

"Whatever Lettuce."

"I mean, it's like Markis/Kisshu is a Mewmeo and you're a Mewmiet."

"What the hell does that even mean?!"

"It means, Markis/Kisshu is your Romeo, and you're his Juliet! Only Mew style."

"…You're a freak, you know that Lettuce?"

KisshuLover52- That's chapter 4! Please review with the best criticism you can come up with!

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Notes (The thingies that look like this: *[insert number here] :

*1: frying pan=See chapter 3

*2: Markis since Kisshu's return=See chapter 2