Rosario+vampire

Helsing

Chapter 3

the next day Moka met the others for lunch, still uneasy at what Alucard had said, it was a while before Damian joined them, along with Mizore, both of them looked like they had just been swimming, "sorry I'm late, did we miss anything?"

Moka sighed, knowing that the others would not like the idea of her sleeping with tsukune, she decided to remain quiet, however, Damian noticed this, "what's wrong, Moka?"

she gulped, "n-n-nothing!"

"you sure? i swear to god you look so guilty right now."

tsukune looked at her, "yea, you look kind of flushed."

as if to make things worse, Alucard appeared behind her, "she's got a little something to tell you, Aono."

Tsukune fell out of his chair and everyone freaked out, but then Alucard flashed his pass, "uh, uh, uh, I'm cleared, your principle said it was alright for me to be here, so SUCK IT, SLENDY!"

Damian shrunk back to human form, "warn me next time."

"no, anyway, Moka. tell the boy what you were going to say."

Moka's face was fire engine red, she felt as if she were about to vomit, tsukune saw this and frowned, "moka, whatever it is i swear i won't be mad."

she looked at him and calmed down a bit, "r-really?"

Tsukune nodded in ernest, "i pomise, nothing you could tell me would make me any less happy then seeing you like this."

she smiled in spite of herself, "alright..."

Alucard chuckled as he watched this, "Alucard is here to make sure i procreate."

Tsukune fell out of his seat again, Kurumu, Mizore, Ruby and Yukari all had similar reactions of open mouthedness, Damian burst out laughing along with Alucard.

Tsukune got up, "you...really mean that?"

Moka smacked him in the face, "i wouldnt joke about something like THAT!"

feeling the red mark he smiled, "alright then, let's do it."

again all the girls screamed, Mizore feinted, to be caught by Damian, Yukari and Ruby started to cry and Kurumu was shaking.

noticing too late what he had done, Tsukune's eyes widened with fear, "oh shit..."

Moka looked at Alucard, "help him!"

"but it's just too hilarious." he pulls out a bag of popcorn and unrolls it.

Moka growls, "ALUCARD!"

"fine, fine, Geez."

he grabbed both of them and vanished, he then reappeared in the dorm, "so, do you plan on doing it here?"

Moka snarled, "not here! they'll be here in minutes!"

Alucard snickered, "well then, we could always use my place."

"what?"

"i have a mansion, well it doesn't really belong to me, but you get my point."

"where?"

"in brittain."

Tsukune smiled, "perfect!"

with that, Alucard grabbed them again and teleported to outside the Helsing mansion, "welcome to the Hellsing estate, home to one of the hottest women alive."

the front door busted open to reveal an angry blonde woman wearing glasses in a tuxedo, "ALUCARD!"

"and here she is now."

she stormed up to the man, "where have you been? i had to send the police girl to do YOUR JOB!"

"and she did it?"

"well...yes...but-"

"then what's the problem? did you miss me?"

she blushed, "..."

"awwww, isnt that cute? well integra i hate to be the dick, but you know, being me, My friends here need to use your bedroom."

"WHAT?"

"yes, and they'll be needing a day or two."

"WHAT?"

"run along now, Moka, Tsukune, ask water where the master's bedroom is and he'll show you."

"WHAT?"

Alucard smiled and grabbed her wrist in order to keep her from running after them, "i believe we have matters of importance to discuss."