a cup of insanity, a boatload of fun.

rating: teen

pairing: uchiha/sakura centric

song/inspiration: a boring plight for entertainment and lollipop luxury (jeffree star)

warning: pervert! shisui, lustful! itachi and blabber mouth! ino

drabble #8- of pretty legs (in which you learn to never trust ino and to remember clobbering shisui)

The club was packed, the most prominent smells being sweat and alcohol but Shisui did not mind.

Most specially with those killer mile long legs encased in those break your neck high heels, dancing just a few feet in front of him.

Specially with those. Shisui knew he had seen those beautiful legs somewhere and might have had the same feeling of wanting to wrap them around his waist. Leaning on the idea that the body and head attached to those legs were as killer.

As if by magic the crowd where the person who donned the beautiful appendages parted and Shisui believed he had died and gone to heaven, because really of course he had seen those legs before they belong to his unrequited love interest. And those pretty legs attached to a body wearing a short navy dress started towards him.

The shock but welcoming spark on her viridian eyes were enough to put him in action, and as she moved he beckoned her closer.

"Sakura-chan, what brings you here? Hunting?"

Clear green eyes narrowed but filled with amusement, it was no secret to her that Shisui Uchiha was the one out on a hunt;

"Actually Ino-chan brought me here to celebrate her eighteenth birthday, we were just dancing now. And you?"

That was the point in which Sakura noticed that Shisui already had company, and though it was dark Sakura could make out delicate beautiful features.

But this apparently didn't seem to faze the Uchiha.

"So Sakura-chan, would you like to join me for a drink?"

Why Shisui was inviting her for a drink when he had already come with a date was beyond her...

"Actually Shisui-san, um, aren't you already here with someone? I really don't want to intrude on your obvious date." and secretly to the Uchiha "She seems quite beautiful, don't you agree?"

Shisui could not help but choke on his drink and Sakura could only look on as he did.

"If by someone and date you mean myself, then by all means do not be alarmed. I am actually here because I was dragged and given no option of my own."

Sakura knew that the night wasn't going to end up right, it never did when Uchiha's were involved, but she had just called Itachi Uchiha Shisui's date, she really didn't think her night could get more embarrassing.

"Oh my gosh! Itachi-san I did not mean... I didn't think you... I thought... Oh I'm so sorry! forgive me!"

"Actually there is nothing for you to worry about. And thank you, but I prefer a more masculine term when being referred as beautiful, I'd rather handsome."

It definitely couldn't get more embarrassing.

"I can go for that if you like man on man Sakura-chan, only for you!" Perverted smile.

"Oh, she does. But she keeps the evidence under lock and key." Cheshire grin.

Ino...

"Really? Interesting." Sultry full of sinfully dark promises smirk.

Oh God, it could.

Earth swallow me, now. Please?

so i noticed not as funny as i wanted it to be but i finally wrote it. i wanted a fic where sakura unknowingly insults itachi by saying he is a girl and in the end itachi proves to her he is very much male, but as this story is teen and humor i wanted less dark intentions and itachi showing that he is very much interested in what sakura does prefer. also i love lollipop luxury, such a dirty song! but hey what can you expect?