Well I did make yet another mistake last chapter pointed out to me by the real Marky. I said Pink Roar was there when 15 minutes ago Rihanna took her away. Sorry! Well here comes chapter 4!
We walked into the school and we were still worrying about those people who we knew would be asking, "Where have you been?" and what we were supposed to say? "Well, we just became Power Rangers, battled evil forces, and then Skittles ended up in the hospital." But as we walked in the band room to get our books we saw the clock said that it was only 9:30. That was only an hour after we had been transported (thanks Neville) and that hour had been the hour we spent at the hospital.
"Now for the phrase of the day… What the hell?" I said.
"Yea, what happened? This is one weird day. Neville thanks a lot," Cruella De Vil sarcastically pointed out while looking at Neville with one of her many evil looks.
"Well, let's recap. Neville was an idiot, he shocked Myself, we became Power Rangers, beat up some evil bad guys, and Skittles flipped himself into the hospital, literally. And now we're back in the band room an hour later and have no idea what to say," Redhead Panther told us, although we all knew that already we were just making sure we weren't going crazy.
"Hey guys, I'm really sorry… I didn't mean to do this-"Neville had started to say but Color Guy and Chicken walked in mid-sentence. Now I have to say I felt bad for Neville and had forgiven him, but I didn't think Skittles would…ever.
"Where the hell have you been? You missed first period?" Color Guy told us; again we already knew this… God, was this obvious day?!?
"You wouldn't believe us if we told you," I said as I laughed along with all the others.
"Tell me later, any way… Are you guys going to the dance today? I know Chicken and I are," Color Guy said first directed at me and then at the others.
"Yup."
"Uh, huh"
"Duh…"
"Sure…I'd say so"
These were the answers that Color Guy got; can't you tell that we're an enthusiastic group of kids?
"Well I'll see you there. Come on Chicken, we're gonna be late for second period," Color Guy and Chicken both waved and left for their second period class.
"So where's Broccoli? She was there with us, do you think she remembers?" Cruella De Vil asked.
And right on cue (something that can only happen in a fairytale and a fanfic) Broccoli walks in whistling… ummm… why was she whistling? We were just freaking Power Rangers and she was A FLOATING HEAD!!!
"Hi, Broccoli. Did anything unusual happen today? Like did u become a floating head by any chance?" I asked her because this was just a usual question for every day life.
"You know I had this strange dream when I fell asleep in my office during prep period… I was a big floating head and you were all Power Rangers… except Marky, B.A. Nerd, and Skittles was there too," she answered… I can't believe she thought it was a dream… this is funny stuff at out school, "Wait… How did you know about the floating head?"
"We were the Power Rangers. That wasn't a dream… it was real," Redhead Panther told her, thank god he did it so that the rest of us didn't look crazy only he did.
""Yea right… oh my god… maybe yes… where's Skittles, B.A. Nerd, and Marky?" Oh poor Broccoli… she has no idea.
"Well Skittles hurt himself in a fight during the… you know what. And he's in the hospital. B.A. Nerd and Marky are staying there until his parent's show up," Cruella De Vil told her… and for once she wasn't smiling at something depressing.
"Oh my god! What happened?"
"He tried to do a flip and landed on B.A. Nerd's head. B.A. Nerd was okay but Skittles has a concussion, broken ribs, an arm, and I think a leg. He's gonna be there for a week," I told her.
"That's really bad… but you guys are gonna be late for the next period. Better go on. I'll give you a pass for what you've already missed and I'll send an email out about Skittles so that you guys aren't penalized for what you've already missed. Bye now! I have a lesson class," She said as she handed us passes and headed to her computer before all the kids for lessons showed up.
We all went to our classes… It was a long day… I'd missed Spanish so I had Project Adventure, Language Arts, Science, Social Studies, Lunch, Gym, Math, and PBL (Problem Based Learning?). It was all very pathetic and boring until after school, we had the dance. Which was always fun.
THE DANCE
So we gave our tickets to the student council kids at the door and headed into the cafeteria. This dance was promising to be fun. There was going to be a chugging of soda contest, conga lines, and a lot of food and music. So we ate, we danced, and we listened to music. Then the Cotton-Eye Joe song came on and Marky (who had returned from the hospital with B.A. Nerd but she was wearing a smile on her face,) Cruella De Vil, and I headed onto the dance floor with everyone else and started to dance. We were also laughing as Eleanor Rigby came over and we tried to get him to dance with us too but he wouldn't.
Then we headed over to B.A. Nerd and Redhead Panther. Because B.A. Nerd was class president they had to stand by the chugging contest sign-up. I walk over there and Redhead Panther starts to write my name on a piece of paper and stick it in the seventh grade slot.
"Redhead Panther I hate you," I said… and right then I meant it.
"Ha ha, there's nothing you can do about it," Redhead Panther said, snarky little piece of crap.
"Let it be Myself. If they call you just don't go up," B.A. Nerd said, yea, go ahead… save Redhead Panther's butt.
So I left and headed to the dance floor when we heard Professor Winky-Dink tell us it was time for the chugging contest. YEA!
"Okay, we're gonna call on two people from each grade to join the chugging contest. These people submitted their names into the jars before. From sixth grade: Keith and Marvin. From seventh grade: Jake and Rihanna. From eighth-"B.A. Nerd was saying but as we heard the name Rihanna the amount of screams we let out were way too loud to over come with just B.A. Nerd's voice. But eventually he went back to announcing the eighth graders with a smile on his face as he looked at us, "Like I was saying the eighth grade contestants are Alan and Tamara. Now each of you gets a bottle of soda and on our count start chugging! First one to finish wins," He finished as each of the six contestants grabbed a bottle of soda and headed to the middle of the dance floor.
Then the gym teacher said, "One, two, three- go!" That was the end of that, each kid was off and on their way to claiming victory. We thought Rihanna was gonna lose because he took a huge minute long break in the middle to burp, but because the competition wasn't too tough he still won. We knew he had won because he threw his arm up in the air and chucked his soda bottle in the trash. Wow, nice job Rihanna.
"We have a winner!" B.A. Nerd screamed as our weirdo principal walked up and told to go back to whatever the heck we were doing before.
"WHOOOOO! YEA RIHANNA!" and "YEA OPPA!" were the screams coming from our section still as we all got up and attack Rihanna with a barrage of hugs until there were so many people in our group hug that no one else could join in.
Later on I was walking over to Neville thinking of maybe forgiving him… maybe. When I got over there he was sitting in a chair and I was for once looking down at him. I talked to him for a while until…
"Oh my god Neville!" I screamed.
"What? What is it?" He answered kind of panicky.
"You have a huge hole in your pants,"
"Where?" He asked… and this is where it gets funny.
"Right in a place where you probably wouldn't want a hole…" I told him laughing the entire time.
And as he looked down I saw a look come on his face as he said, "Oh crap… How am I gonna hide it?"
"Umm… give me your sweatshirt!" I said, still laughing.
"Okay…" He took his sweatshirt off and handed it to me.
"Umm… okay." I took his sweatshirt and wrapped it around his waist; anyone watching would have been like what the hell are they doing? But it covered the hole, though he did look like a nerd… but he always looked like a nerd, right?
Then Chicken, Cruella De Ville, and some other random guy that constantly gets on my nerves (last year Color Guy used to scream him away because we sat together in Social Studies) show up next to us.
"What the hell happened to him?" Cruella De Ville asked.
"He got a hole in his pants!" I laughed out and Cruella De Ville and I left laughing hilariously.
"Come on Neville I have a plan, lets go to your gym locker. You can get your gym pants," Chicken said. So he and Neville left to go to the gym… with annoying boy.
Only two more things happened at the dance worth talking about… first…
We were sitting on the windowsill and like three of us were on a chair and we were talking. (Cucumbers, Myself, Cruella De Ville, Rihanna, Pink Roar, and Redhead Panther) While next to us some idiot kid was drinking a coke left over from the contest. He must have had a bet with his friends that he couldn't chug it but then he did… until he moved back and covered his mouth and barf went ALL over the table next to us! Cruella De Ville, Pink Roar, and I all ran into the other room and went to listen to music and dance… anything to get us away from the barf… ewwww!
Second…
You know when a certain song comes on and you just have to dance? Well that pretty much happened to the entire school when Welcome to the Black Paradeby My chemical Romance came on. We all ran into the cafeteria and we made a circle, kind of like a football huddle, and jumped up and down SCREAMING the lyrics to the song. You could literally feel the floor shaking…
We'll carry on! We'll carry on! And though you're dead and gone believe me your memory will carry on! It had to be one of the greatest things in my life.
Next chapter: THE PLAY! SKITTLES RETURNS!!! B.A. Nerd and Marky?
Sorry for the long wait! I've been working on Darn Triangle and haven't had time to write this. Hope you like it. I'll try to put a little more into the characters. Like I know that you're missing the "I wanna slap him" Ryan and I have to have Avocado come into it! Reviews and suggestions!
