Disclaimer: No one. Belongs to Kishimoto-san.
Warnings: Implied YAOI. And swearing.
"Sai, you bastard! Why are so obsessed with my dick?" Naruto screamed down Sai's ear.
"I'm just letting you know that you have a small one." Sai smiled.
"That does not explain why you keep mentioning it!" Naruto roared.
Sai gulped. It was time for him to come out of the closet.
"Naruto, I must tell you something. I am a phallic-ally obsessed homosexual and I like to know that my dick is larger than the man's that I yearn to pound."
There was a pause. Naruto's eyes widened. Naruto began to edge away from Sai.
Sai cracked up as best an emotionally stunted weirdo could. "No. I just like insulting you."
"I won't let you get away with this!" Naruto began to chase Sai throughout the once peaceful village of Konoha.
A/N: Was inspired by something that I wrote in the currently-not-posted-up 12th chapter of Becoming The Loner. I am the author of that story It was too irresistible.