3. Playing for the other term
"Why?" Craig asked bluntly, and Tweek simply whispered something in his ear that made Craig's grey eyes glaze over. "Fine, fine, I'll set him up…You'll really do that?" Tweek just smiled and kissed Craig on the cheek, hauling him off to the cafeteria.
Behind them, Kyle and Kevin watched, grinning at eachother as Tweek successfully manipulated Craig. The next step was to check Butters legitimately had a chance with Clyde; the gay test. Their plan was simple – see Clyde's reaction to having to go on a date with a girl. They followed Craig and Tweek, watching them approach Clyde, who was waiting for them. Kyle turned the volume up on the transmitter, listening to the conversation Tweek was recording.
"Craig! You s-said you would!"
"Fine –"
"What's going on, guys?"
"My cousin, Jessica's in town and… Ouch, Tweek! Alright, do you want to go on a dare with her?"
Kevin bit his lip as they waited for Clyde to reply. Behind them, Stan and Jason approached, slipping behind the boys to listen in.
"Uh, no thanks Craig. Sorry."
"That's fine, man. Tweek forced me to –"
"W-why not, Clyde?"
"Uh, I'm just not interested in…girls right now, Tweek. Don't tell anyone else, would you?"
Butters Scotch was walking down the hallway, wondering what plan his friends had cooked up today. He was taken by surprise when four sets of arms grabbed hold of his small body and yanked him into an empty classroom, not far from the cafeteria.
"Gee, hey fellas." Butters smiled, though he was confused why he had been manhandled like that. Everyone was grinning, even Stan, and they all nudged eachother, deciding who should break the good news.
"He's gay." Jason finally revealed, and Butters furrowed his eyebrows for a moment before getting it, smiling even though he tried to hide it. Kyle high fived Stan, as the rest mirrored this action, and in the cafeteria, Tweek stayed silent, though he was exploding with feels inside.
Oh, and government conspiracy theories…But they were always there, anyway.