Hello, readers! I have returned to this story!

First, I really, REALLY apologize for all the hiatuses lately. As you can tell, I started too many stories; mix that with a job that keeps me busy up to 5 days a week, babysitting, and housework, and you can understand why.

I'm mainly trying to focus on this story and my Ni no Kuni stories- once I'm caught up/finished with them, I'll have more focus.

Until then… let's hurry this plot along!

Disclaimer: Still own nothing. GO!

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ATF, Tanabi, Dragongirl, Sky Flame, Kat and Orion stared at Hater and his drones… which, for some reason, had the same design of Ultron. "Geez, copyright much?" Dragongirl scoffed.

"Do I look like the kind of guy to give a shit?" Hater sneered.

Ultron strode over from the dining room. "You will after I'm through with you. Honestly, were you so desperate to get your bot-card back that you had to steal designs from a more epic-" he began to state.

*ZAP!*

One of the drones lasered Ultron, the blast so powerful it made him crumble to ashes.

Hater grinned. "Now, who all wants to fight?" he rhetorically asked.

"Tanabi, you and ATF help the patrons get to safety—we'll fend off the scrap army," Dragongirl said.

"Oh c'mon! We can help you guys take them on!" Springtrap called from the FNAF table (yes, the franchise got its own table. Who hasn't?!)

One of the drones sprayed DIP from one of its fingers; Springtrap managed to dodge and the substance hit Glen Quagmire. "Giggity- GAAAAHHHH!" the pervert from Family Guy screamed when the stuff hit his face, before making his whole body melt.

ATF, now dressed as a traffic-director, waved orange lights in one direction. "Those of you who want to avoid getting DIP'd, please head to the nearest hiding spot!" he announced.

*STAMPEDE NOISE*

Within seconds, the whole dining room was cleared… and ATF was trampled… as all the toons ran off-screen to the nearest safe place- that being the closet.

"(Hey! We were here first!)" came Puggsy's voice.

"(Alright, who gave away our hideout?!)" Swaine's voice came next.

(A/n: They've been hiding there since the end of Season 2… gosh I hope they had enough food.)

"Let's rock 'n' roll," Dragongirl exclaimed.

"Peep!" Sky Flame responded in determination… and that alone made 15 drones short-circuit from cuteness overload.

The authors lunged as Hater and his drones moved in for the attack.

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While that part of epic-epicness was going down, Scoobycool9, Colin, Sailor, and Moon were dealing with a bot-problem of their own.

Sailor ducked down behind an overturned table, as Shuck blasted at them; next to him Scoobycool9 was using his wand to zap back at the robot. "I'm starting to think this plot involves too many robot fights!" Sailor griped.

"Shut up and shoot something!" Scoobycool9 replied.

Mors was trying to take down Colin, as he tried to shoot the robot-hound down with a machine gun/grenade launcher. When that ran out of ammo, he switched to a flame-thrower… only for the robot dog to eat it. "Oh, c'mon!" He cried.

There was a roar, as Moon- in Nightfury form- attacked Mors.

Picture that people. A giant robot attack-dog fighting a dragon! Hollywood wishes it were this original!

"Shut it, Narrator!" Shuck shouted, then took aim and fired-

*CRASH!*

…missing, and the screen went dark.

"…Doggone it, Shuck! You shot the camera!" Sailor shouted.

"It's not my fault the narrator ducked!" Shuck retorted. "Don't we have more than one camera on-set?!"

"Who do you think we are, The Rothchilds? We can't afford more than one camera on-set! Heck, we can't even afford one camera, PERIOD! We've been recording half these scenes with our iPhones!" Scoobycool9 scoffed.

"Fine, then get your phones out!"

"Alright, alright… Someone will have to hand over their phone,"

"I'm not giving up mine! The data-usage will kill the bill!" Sailor sneered.

"Mine is charging," Moon said.

"Shuck ate mine!" Colin groused.

"Ugh, fine… Here, Camera-Guy, use my phone."

"…Uh, it says your memory is full." The Camera-guy said.

"AAARRRGGGHHH!" Everyone screamed.

"*sigh* Just go to the other epic scene until we get this worked out…" Moon groaned.

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Back with the others-

*CRASH! ZAP! BOOM! SCREAMS OF PAIN! KAPOW! BANG!*

…stuff was getting broken.

Laser-blasts, chairs, tables, fire-blasts, rocks, expired burritos, bullets, knives, and potted plants were flying through the hair, holes forming in the walls and craters blowing up on the floor as the Authors fought the Drones and Hater.

As the chaos went down, Tea came up from the basement. "Whoa!" she cried, ducking as a burrito splattered on the wall near her head. She looked around at all the bots fighting against the Authors. "I have to do something- 'she stated obviously'."

"Look out!" Tanabi cried, pulling her out of the way as a drone flew through the air, smashing into the drumset on the stage. He set her aside. "Sorry, Tea, but if you get killed Fanatic will kill us! Let us handle this!"

"But—" Tea tried to object but Tanabi leaped back into the battle, slicing a drone in half with his sword.

ATF used portals to shield the others, but ended up blasted in the head by a Drone; Tanabi's sword was vaporized and he was blasted into a wall; Dragongirl's left wing got blasted with holes and she went swerving into a table, Sky Flame flying over her and trying to fend off opposing drones from his mother's unconscious form; Kat and Orion blasted as many drones as they could, but soon they were surrounded.

"Looks like this battle is ours," Hater said with a malicious grin-

*POW!*

Until he was bitch-blasted from behind. Another blast shot by, striking 15 drones in a row; a third blast took out 14 more. Only one remain, and looked over… leaking oil as he saw Tea- looking really pissed-off- standing there with a Masterball, an evolved Mew at her side. "Get 'em, girl." Tea ordered.

*POW AGAIN!*

The drone ended up with its head blown off.

The Authors got back on their feet, staring at Tea in amazement. "Damn, girl! You sure gave them a run for their money!" ATF complimented.

"What, you think Fanatic just loves me for my good looks and intelligence?" Tea boasted.

"You bitch!" Hater snarled, catching Tea in a choke-hold and holding his hand-cannon up to her face. "Cheap-shot me, will ya?!"

"I will, as well." Came a voice.

*BAM!*

Hater was shot from behind in the back with a large, gold shield. "Frickin' A…!" he groaned, collapsing.

The Authors looked over, seeing a new character walking in through the doors… The shield flew back to her, and she walked in, holding up the shield which had two overlapping A's on it. "Who are you?" Kat asked.

"I'm a friend of Fanatic's- he sent me a recruit-request some time ago, but it got lost in the mail." She said, then stuck out her hand, shaking Kat's. "Call me Ardent Aspen." She looked down at Hater. "So, what should we do with Metal Head here?"

"I got an idea!" ATF said, then opened a portal, throwing Hater through it and shutting it.

"Where'd you send him?" Orion asked.

"There's this human-trafficking location I learned about during the hiatus. I was going to go there myself and slaughter the bastards… but I figured sending Hater there would work out as a win-win."

Mickey and the others rushed up from the basement. "Is everyone alright? Where are the guests?" Minnie asked.

"In hiding. Now we just have to wait for the others to return with the ink," Tanabi said, then looked over his shoulder in impatience. "What is taking them so long?"

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While that awesome scene was going down, the others managed to get a new camera so the scene could continue, resuming from the part BEFORE the camera was smashed.

Moon was getting pinned by Mors; she reverted back to human from and used her elemental powers, dousing him with water then shooting him with electricity, making him surge… but it only made him angry. "Damn, this pup doesn't know when to quit!" She sneered.

Scoobycool9, Sailor and Colin were taking Shuck on, but the massive robot managed to blast each of them into the wall. "Don't think you'll win this round, assholes." Shuck sneered. "We've got the upper hand this time!"

"Why are you even here?! Shouldn't you be helping Tempus with some sort of takeover?!" Colin grunted.

"Oh we are… and it involves making sure you Authors don't get the ink!"

"Why not?!"

"I'm not saying! Now hold still so I can kill you," Shuck took aim-

But was stopped by the most horrifying sound ever to be heard.

The worst sound anyone could hear.

The sound… of the angry housewife.

"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!" Bernice, the wife of the Phantom Blot, screamed in rage, dropping a sack of groceries as she walked through the doorway. "I go to the store for 10 minutes and come back to find my house destroyed!" she glared at Mors. "…That dog had BETTER be housebroken!"

Shuck aimed at her. "Quiet, you lousy bi-"

*BITCH SLAP!*

Bernice struck him so hard his head turned backwards. "Do NOT back-talk me in my own house, you overgrown tin-can! You and that metal mutt have FIVE SECONDS to get out of my house, OR I'LL TURN YOU INTO A PILE OF PAPER-CLIPS!"

"You don't scare us!"

"ONE!"

Shuck took aim again. "I'll blast you into the next update!"

"TWO!"

Mors growled. "I mean it, bitch!"

"THREE!"

"Ah fuck it-!"

"FOUR…!"

"Die!" Shuck prepared to blast.

"FIVE!" Bernice then whipped out a giant Plasma Cannon from her purse and blasted Shuck… leaving a gaping hole in his chest. "Don't make Mama tell you again…"

"Um… we'll clean up later!" Shuck took off, Mors whimpering and following him.

Bernice turned to the others, hands on hips. "…They started it!" Scoobycool9 said quickly, pointing in the direction the two robots fled.

"Just tell me what the hell is going on! Why were you all playing Warzone in my living room?!" Bernice demanded.

"Your husband got sucked up into the Wasteland with our friends; in order to get over there we need the same ink you all are made of." Moon explained.

Bernice rolled her eyes. "That man… ugh, I should've married Barney Rubble." She continued to grumble, going over to a kitchen pantry and taking a bottle of ink out of it, handing it to the Authors. "Here. Just bring my husband back alive- I'd like to kick his ass myself,"

"Will do, ma'am." Moon then opened a portal, and the Authors returned to the night-club.

Bernice then looked around at her house. "*sigh* And I just vacuumed this morning…" she muttered to herself.

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A/N: Next chapter, we open the Gateway!

Thanks again everyone for your patience. Since we're almost to the end of this arc, you can expect an update soon- otherwise sorry in advance for any upcoming hiatus.

Please review, but don't flame or you can help Bernice clean house!