"Okay, now that I know that you may be bi, let me just say something." Peg said.
"My wife, I know that you're not in the mood when I get home, but I'll make it up to you."
"No, I mean, let's have a threesome."
Pete blushed. He didn't really want to do it but he knew it could help his marriage.
"Alright, let me call Goofy."
Pete called him. And when Goofy arrived, Peg was wearing a short, lacy black nightie and Pete was in his boxers.
"Pete, Peg. Did I walk in at the wrong time?"
"No, silly. It's time we had a threesome," Peg said in a seductive way. "Hurry up and take off your clothes. The kids will be home any minute."
Goofy did as what he was told to do and stripped. He went into bed, kissing Pete as they went upstairs. All three of them moaned loudly.
"Oh joy!" Pete yelled. "Oh the fun of sex!"
They heard a knock on the door.
"Oh no!" Peg said, covering herself, Goofy, and Pete with the blankets. "Pete Jr.? Pistol? Are you home?"
"Yes we are," Pete Jr. said. "Why did I hear moaning?"
"Uh, we were in trouble?"
"The clothes on the floor make that a lie. What's really going on?"
Peg sighed. "You know what a mommy and daddy does when they love each other very much?"
"Yeah, sure."
"Well, uh. Sometimes, it's not a mommy and daddy. It can be a daddy and daddy or mommy and mommy."
"That's weird. Seeing two people of the same gender making out is completely different from opposites making out."
"I know, and that's why you see me, your daddy, and your neighbor in bed."
Pistol interrupted. "Mom, dad. Why is Mr. Goofy in bed with you two? And why are you not wearing clothes?"
All three of them blushed and covered up.
"Oo, um...that's private stuff, dear." Pete explained.
"Okay, that's all I needed to know. Bye."
Relieved that kids left the bedroom, they continued on. While making sure the kids are away, of course.