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BAM! BAM! BAM!

"Miss Iwi Airim, please answer the door!" Iwi looked out the window at the police bot pounding on her door. "It's politeness chip must be malfunctioning," she muttered, "otherwise it wouldn't knocking on my door so hard it leaves cracks, and at six AM, no less." as she contemplated the best way to address the situation, Sid got up from were he was sleeping on the couch and walked to her side. "I'm gonna complain about that thing at the town hall today…" he said with a yawn.

Finally, Iwi shuffled over and opened the door, "Hey now, what's the deal? You police bots were invented to be the perfect law enforcement, now you're waking two random teens, and probably some of the neighbours, at six AM?" The bot lowered it's arm,"Miss, I have reason to believe you have a copy of an eighty-five-year-old newspaper that was based in-" "Hey Iwi!" Sid shouted rudely, "Ask chrome dome what it wants with a fake newspaper that's older than our grandparents that was so important it had to come before sunrise."

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"Um, GIR?" Tako said to her odd little companion, "Are you sure we're in the right place?" after traversing the desert for three hours, the little robot had stopped in front of a green solitary house that looked odd. GIR, who apparently didn't want to answer Tako's question, grabbed the burgundy torso section of her top and dragged her through the men's room door, witch served as the house's front door. "Holy frigg!" exclaimed Tako when she saw what was on the other side.

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Iwi and Sid were shocked. What the police bot had just told them completely rewrote their history. "So, you're saying the explosion that started world war three wasn't caused by terrorists, but by a little green alien in a purple ship." "Yes, Miss Airim." "And this alien caused the explosion in an attempt to kill Giygas, the embodiment of evil." "Correct." "On top of that, the whole story about Giygas having been human at birth, was a cover up by the government to hide the fact that aliens exist?" "Indeed, Miss Airim." Iwi's eye twitched. Sid yawned in annoyance.

"Officer, with all due respect, you're malfunctioning."

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GIR seemed a little too happy to see what they had found, "YAAAY! It's master's voot thingy!" 'voot thingy'? What did that mean? It looked like a purple space ship to Tako. "Get in Tako-human!" the little robot screeched, "Get in! Get in! GEEEeeEEEET IIIIIiiIIIN TAAaaAAKOOOooOO-HUUUuuUUMAN!" Tako cringed. "Why?" she asked. "We're gonna' go see master." replied GIR. Tako's eye twitched. This was going to be a long ride.

Wow, did I really slack off for that long? Sorry.*goes to work on chapter five… maybe*