Disneyland Shanghai resort
1:00 A.M. Eastern Standard Time
(Skipper's POV)
we landed in front a massive red castle. "Where are we Kowalski!" I said. "according to my calucations…some kind of medeval castle…" Kai landed in front of us, "You think you could escape me for long?" He said. "Kai," Po said. "Well…we hoped," I said, "and it's about to go down here in…where are we?" "I have a theory but I'm not sure," Kowalski said, "and I feel strangely happy for some reason." "Yes I feel that too," I said. "Happiness must be taken," Shen said, "and I will take…why do I feel happy?"
"Happy, Happy, happy, happy…" Kowalski said. "don't start that song or all get that stuck in my head," I said, "and I just got I like to move it out of my head!" "Me and my JJ…" "NOW I'M GOING TO GET THAT STUCK IN MY HEAD!" "Yes," Kai said, "I do feel happy…probably because I'm about to take all your chi!" "Oh…I don't feel that happy anymore," Private said. "Yes this is an emergency," I said. "Oh no," Private said. "good luck with that Skipper," Kai said, "because we all know Private is too kind-hearted to use you secret weapon…" Private seemed to remember something, "I'm the secret weapon…" "Yes Private! Yes you are!" I said. Private then Hypercuted Kai but it had no effect. "I am a spirit warrior I am immune to the affects of…why I'm I smiling?" Kai said before passing out.
"Now before we continued here," I said, "Where on earth are we!" "Hmm…" blowhole said, "where have I seen that castle before?" "I know where we are!" Kowalski said. "Save it Kowalski," I said, "this is clearly Kai's secret base with some kind of energyfield to make us happy and give us a false sense of security." "Actually according to this park map we're…" "ACCORDING TO MY GUT…this is Kai's fortress disguised as a theme park." "You let your paranoid getting to you again," Kowalski said. "This is clearly a theme park," Classified said. "No he want you to think this is a themepark!" I said. "Actually this isn't Kai's fortress," Dave said, "it's a disneypark…and the patrons are coming in a couple hours…" "He even managed to fool the public…" I said, "this could be a clearly disgused farm where Kai can collect as much chi as he wants!"
"Skipper what are you doing?" Classified said. "ordering an airstrike!" "This is a public theme park!" Classified said, "the IPSA can't possible buy your paranoid story!" I picked up my spy watch to show classified that director rockgut was on the line. "of course," classified said, "he would." "This chi farm threatening the entire population!" Rockgut said, "I will not let Kai use the image of Disneyland to do evil." "This is Disneyland Shanghai!" classified said, "check your maps!" "Are you calling me insane?" rockgut said, "at least I don't hide my actual name…Agent Classified." "My real name is not important…what is important is your making a mistake…" "My gut tells me that your wrong…prepare to be picked up." "But Kai still in the park!" Classified said. "Why would it be it is his fortress." "Actually this does look strikingly like the brochue," Private said. "Brochue? He got to you to!"
The Megacarrier appeared overhead. "Beam them up!" "teleportation beams that impossible…" Kowalski said until he noticed that we were now inside the megacarrier which was now moving away from "Disneyland Shanghai" "Airstrike in three…two…one…" A thousands jet and helicopters filled the air and fired all their weapons at once. Kai's fortress exploded hopefully taken Kai with it. "Beam them down," Rockgut said and we appeared at the front gate of Kai's fortress. Suddenly Kai appeared, "You destroyed Disneyland Shanghai and it would have made a great compound especially with that epic looking castle!" "wait a minute would have?" I said. "Yeah I was going to turn it into my fortress so I could attract the hapless tourists that happen to have the most chi…" "What it's not your fortress disguised as a theme park?" I said. "I would I disguise a fortress as a theme park…when I could turn a theme park into a fortress. Besides why would I go thru all the trouble of building my own theme park as a trap, when there is already a working theme park where I could set up a trap.
"so it actually is Disneyland shanghai?" I said. "I was trying to tell you!" Kowalski said, "Now you just destroyed china's version of the happiest place on earth!" "Oops," I said. "Yeah oops!" Kowalski said, "You let your paranoid take over you judgement again!" "How did you not know that this is Disneyland shanghai, cupcake?" Rockgut said as he walked up to us. "Wait a minute…" Classified said, "You acted as paranoid as him…you probably think Kai is a Red Squirrel agent!" I facepalmed, "rule number one of having a conversation with buck rockgut…Don't say Red Squirrel in his presence!" "Squirrel! Squirrel! Squirrel…I'm coming for you squirrel!" with that Rockgut ran off into the bushes. "but isn't the red squirrel behind bars?" Private asked. "Oh right…" Rockgut said, "he is. Goodbye…" With that Rockgut teleport back to the megacarrier which quickly left.
"Now where were we…Oh yeah!" I said, "taking out Kai!" "Kai on behalf of the north wind you are under arrest!" Classified said. We all gasped at the empty spot where Kai was just standing. Three jombies where standing in his place and Kai spoke thru them, "Did you really think I stick around…Met me at shanghai International or this city is…FINISHED!" the jombie then deformed and the chi orbs flew off. "Kowalski we need to get to that airport!" I said only to find him gone, "Kowalski?" A city bus rolled up, "Get on the bus," Kowalski said. we climbed up into the bus and Kowalski closed the door behind us. "Shanghai International Airport!" I shouted. Kowalski put the bus in gear and we speed towards the airport.
(end of chapter four)