"Let's tell more stories!"
"Ughh do we have to?"
"Well, Ty lee, I'd rather make Zuzu play with us." Azula turned around. "Zuzu, come play with us!" she called across the garden to her brother, who was sitting alone by the turtleduck pond.
"No! Last time Mom made me stick with you and I got soaked," was the annoyed reply.
"Mai's here."
"OKAY I'LL DO WHATEVER IT IS YOU'RE DOING."
"I knew it! You do have a thing for Mai!"
"You're sounding majorly like Toph right now."
"Who?"
"I don't know; it's the author's fault. Mai4eternity is such a wacko, just like you."
"What is that supposed to mean?"
(Here's where I insert myself into the complete OOC-ness)
"Nothing 'Zula," I muttered. Somehow the siblings noticed me and didn't ask what I was doing there.
"How about I shoot you with a few fireballs?" a sickeningly calm voice iterated.
"Oh, no, that's fine. OOH LOOK IT'S CHAN GO MAKE OUT WITH HIM!" I crossed my fingers and hoped she wouldn't see through my hopeless attempt at a distraction. Surprisingly, it worked, to an extent. Zuko had magically disappeared so his sister was looking around like the confused lunatic she was.
"OMG IS THAT A NEW GUY TO CREEP OUT? I SOOOO LOVE SCARING PEOPLE!"
"Whoa, major OOC-ness," I thought as I slowly backed away.
"Mai4eternity's story was even worse than Ty Lee's," Mai complained.
"YAY! I'm better than someone! YIPPEEEE!" squealed the mentioned girl.
"Well, I thought it was nice, though somewhat weird," Zuko admitted.
"Zuzu, nobody cares what you think," his sister said. "Also, Mai4eternity thinks you're hot."
"I DO NOT!"
Mai retained her bored expression. "You know, randomly inserting yourself in your own stories is really annoying. And is it really necessary to copy me? I mean, seriously? Is my name not enough for you?"
There was only the faint sound of hyperventilation.
"Apparently she's just some crazed fangirl who loves Zuko," Azula finally put in. "Anyway, let's get on with this fanfic. This weird author has wasted enough time."
"Yeah sure whatever. I'm leaving. Annoying you guys is no fun. I'm just gonna go back to making you say funny things." I disappeared from the scene.
"Is it just me, or is that girl kinda cute?" Zuko added when I left. The three girls then proceeded to beat him up with shouts of "That's my line" and "you're mine."
"CURSE YOU ALL-POWERFUL MAI4ETERNITY!" yelled Azula.