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Chapter 4

I sat down with a sigh and feigned nonchalance as I said "The people here are really quite similar. So easy to get them fixated on you...."

As I said this, I stripped away the humanness of my appearance, only the scent changing. My tanned skin and wavy hair stayed, but the green eyes deepened to a more hazel color and my teeth were slightly sharper. I looked at them, fully taking in their appearance. I was sitting directly in front of Emmett, and Rosalie was sitting beside him glaring at me. Alice was staring open mouthed at me and Jasper held a slightly protective stance beside her.

"What?!" I demanded jokingly "I come in peace." I said in a lazy tone. I listened to Emmett's mind first. Damn! She's sexy...nah I can't think like that! Rosalie would kill me if she found out.... But still I can't help that she's hot. I'd like to score some of that-NO! Think about the Gators! Score 21-19! Oh Yeah!!!

Amused and comforted by his thoughts, I switched to Rosalie's mind which was much more profane. How dare that little bitch come in like she owns the place! And look at how she's focused on Em! He's MINE! I'd like to show her little plastic ass who runs stuff around here...!

Her thoughts calmed down some as I held eye contact with her. I was trying to calm her down slightly so I would at least have time before I had to 'explain' to her why I could walk around like I owned the place. Satisfied that she was a little more tranquil I turned to Alice. How did I not see this?! Am I loosing my sight?! No that's impossible... Oh well... she seems nice enough as it is and I absolutely adore that necklace of hers!

Jaspers thoughts were the calmest, yet most frightening. If she hurts my Alice I will personally rip her to shreds...slowly.... She's pretty.... Look at the way Emmett is drooling over there... I hope Rosalie doesn't notice....

Alice was the first to speak, and only 2.75 seconds had passed since I sat down. "Um, hi.... It's nice to meet you! My name is Alice." Well apparently she was the only nice one around here.

"It's nice to meet you as well. I'm sorry to have just barged in like this, and I'm pretty positive that you didn't see me coming...." I looked down at the table, all false pretenses behind me. As I actually thought about this whole idea, it became pretty obvious that it happened a little too quickly. I was ashamed almost.

"Well, you're right about that!" shouted Rosalie. "How dare you come waltzing in here!" I sensed her emotions and they confirmed my suspicions. She was jealous. Angry and jealous. She began to stand up and I sighed. Emmett grabbed her by the shoulder, keeping her down in her seat.

"These childish games bore me, Rosalie. Surely you could understand why I would care to save this for another time." I gestured around at the humans that surrounded us. I doubted they even noticed anything. We were talking quickly, and our gestures were swift.

"Who the hell do you think you are?! Telling me what to do.... You don't own me!" I fought with everything I had to not roll my eyes at her. And I thought I was childish! I had to act professional at first, then let them know my real personality when I was one of them.

I was surprised that Jasper hadn't attempted to calm her down yet, so I decided to take matters into my own hands. I stood up calmly and set my hand on her shoulder. She calmed down almost instantly, but her pig-headed-ness still remained. "Don't touch me, you'll mess up my blouse!" I laughed at that, and she half-smiled.

"Okay, now that that's all over with can I explain now, or what?" I asked. My sassiness returned almost instantly. What could I say? I was from California!

"Oooh, she has a little temper!" Emmett stated, flashing a dimpled smile with white sexy teeth.... Was it weird to think that teeth were sexy? I looked at him and giggled. Giggled?! What the hell?! I never giggled! But I would giggle any day for this sexy man in front of me....

" Guilty," I said, and he laughed at that.

"I have a feeling you're gonna get us in a lot of trouble little lady...." Jasper said. "But, I like you. I think you and Alice will be great friends."

I laughed, they were right about that! "Hey, what's with all of the 'small' innuendos?!" Emmett burst out laughing, and I joined in, realizing what I had said. Apparently, other things could be small, too.... The next thing I knew the whole table was laughing, and students were starting to stare.

It was only about five minutes into lunch, and we quieted down as Edward strolled into the cafeteria with Bella. I wondered if she had told Edward about seeing me today. I doubted that though because he was wearing a faint smile. I looked right at him and took down the blocks on my mind and screemed 'YO EDWARD! WASSUP MY HOMEBOY!!!!' I cracked up laughing when he looked at me, shocked and confused as I began to laugh hysterically.

I stood up from the table looking at Alice. "Well, come on! What are you waiting for?!"

She looked at me with a puzzled expression then asked. "Where are we going?"

"To go meet Bella, of course!" Her eyes widened, and I could feel her emotions change from excited, tempted and eager, to guilty and confused.

"I don't think Edward thinks that's such a good idea..." she stated. I could tell from her tone that I had won, but I humored her.

"Come on, pleeeaaaase? It'll be fun!" She smiled and got up.

"You and I are going to give Edward premature premenstrual syndrome...." I laughed along with her as we skipped over to Bella and Edward.