Hey everyone! I am so sorry aboutt he late update! I love laziness, it's one of my key traits rofl. But I do need a little more motivation, don't you think? So did you check out my friend's story yet? If you didn't, check it out. Her pen name is xMiDNiGHTxxFURYx.
I forgot all about the pointless disclaimer rofl:
I don't think I'm a Japanese adult woman. So I cannot own Fruits Basket. lol
I do not own Situations either. Escape the Fate does. (great band by the way)
But I do own Kimiko! :D
Oh! And if the bottom dilogue sounds too American, sorry! I'm not Japanese and Im surrounded by America. So, yea, it's a little difficult to do otherwise.
I would like to dedicate The Hazard to two of my friends. Shigure would be Jenny, AKA xMiDNiGHTxxFURYx. And Ayame would be my other buddy Priya. Now who do you think poor, disturbed Hatori is? Moi! lol We don't always act like ritards, I had to mix us up a bit to fit the guy gender and the three characters' personalities. Not saying that we are not ritards (cuz blieve me, we are.) we're just not Shigure, Ayame and Hatori. Yeah you get the point rofl. So enjoy!
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The nineteen-year-old stood and stretched her slender arms behind her to form a 'V' as she stretched. Behind her, her younger cousins stiffly got up from their uncomfortable positions on the floor with unpleased looks plastered to their faces.
"Well my poor, little, deprived cousins, this has been fun," Kimi sneered. "I'm gonna go look around," the girl stated as she strode proudly out the room to explore the warm, cozy home.
"I'm doomed," Shigure moaned once Kimi had exited hearing range.
"At least it won't be boring around here tonight," Haru said optimistically. The usually joking man continued to sulk with his head hanging.
"I still don't see how the brat is a Sohma though. We've never met her," Kyo mumbled, beginning to clam himself down a bit.
As the Sohma family members began to think (aside from the eldest three however), a yell broke the sheet of silence. "Uncle Shigure!" Kimi screamed as she ran in, a mountain of videotapes in her arms. "What are these?" she questioned, somehow avoiding the drop of a single one of her discoveries.
"Speak of the devil," Yuki murmured under his breath, earning a sharp glare from Kimiko.
"I heard that idiot! Anyways," the teenager brought her attention back to her sulking uncle. "What are these things?"
"Oh!" Ayame rejoiced. "Those are our beloved memories my dear! Here, lay them out on the table." The white-haired man began clearing away the wooden surface before Kimiko dumped the pile on the polished tabletop.
While the family and Tohru were sifting through the videos, Shigure paused.
"Where did Ritsu go off to now?"
"He said he didn't want to cause anymore problems by being in our presence, so he went home," Yuki spoke in that eerily calm way of his. Everyone just nodded, used to the fourth eldest member of the family's overreactions.
"What is this?" Tohru inquired curiously whilst holding up a black tape that had a label on it, which read "The Hazard Performances" in bold writing.
"No," Hatori moaned, holding a hand to his eyes, his usual emotionless façade fading into a look of horror for just a second. "Not that again!"
"What's so bad about this thing? Probably another dumb soap opera of Mr. Miracle over there," Kyo remarked, rolling his eyes at Ayame before gently taking the tape from Tohru's hand and inspecting it.
"Just stick it in the video-player-thing. What's so hard about that?" Hiro said, the usual sarcastic tone buried within his voice. The ten-year-old stood, with an expression that said 'this is the hardest thing to do in the whole world', snatched the video, and jammed it into the videocassette player underneath the television in the room.
Hatori sat on the couch, using both hands to cover his face and his thumbs plugging his ears. As the silent one of the group tried to imagine himself on a calm, deserted island all alone, Ayame and Shigure were cheering with joy.
While everyone was attempting to get the television to cooperate, Haru got up to shut the curtains, dimming the room. Kisa leaped up from her position on the floor and ran over to shut the paper screen door, basking the room in complete darkness. Finally, Kagura was the smart one to change the television's channel to Video 1 and the screen roared to life and everyone returned to their relaxed sitting spots.
The sound of a loud, excited crowd filled the room and all was dark except for a single spotlight going through the audience, which the camera followed. Suddenly, all was quiet and the camera focused on the center stage. One spotlight shone on a jet-black haired, joking-looking teenager.
"Hello Japan!" The black-haired teenager screamed into a mike excitedly. He was answered with an explosion of supporting yells. He laughed into the microphone.
"As you all probably know, we're The Hazard. And you have to know the pshycotic one of the group!" The teenager noticed what he said right after he spoke the sentence. "I mean the romantic of the group!" He used as a poor excuse for his mishap. He tried to cover it up again by simply saying, "I'm Shigure!" He jumped and ended up in a stance with his feet spread shoulderwidth beneath him, one behind the other, as he made his fingers into "guns" before winking at a random person in the crowd. Who apparently was a heavily-bearded man. Shigure cringed and pretended to adjust his mike nervously.
Another spotlight shone on another teenager, this time a white-haired one. "Sure, sure Shigure," he turned to the crowd. "You can't forget the hottest member of the band right? I'm Ayame!" The teen waved cheerfully at his audience.
Soon enough, a third spotlight shone on a more mysterious figure that was shaking his head. Then he looked up at the crowd. "Unlike those two idiots over there, I'm the sane one of the group," the dark gray-haired boy smirked. "The names Hatori," and he only nodded to the crowd with a smile, also earning cheers.
In the room, all the Sohmas were glancing at the three eldest in shock but all remained silent as they returned their gazes to the screen.
Attention once again returned to the younger version of Shigure. "I'm sure that everyone out there has heard that we have written a new song! You wanna hear it?" The stadium thundered with approvals. "We call this song Situations and we dedicate it to all the amazing women out there today." He winked into the audience and grabbed a bass guitar as Hatori hopped to the black drums and Ayame to the guitar. All three boys had mikes in front of them.
Hatori mouthed a countdown and the song began with the guitars beginning the song.
Shigure sang, "Situations, are irrelevant now.
She loves the way that I tease,
I love the way that she breathes"
Hatori came in.
"I touched her"
Ayame added in extremely realistic… 'sounds'. "Ooh,"
"She touched my"
"Ahhh,"
"It was the craziest thing.
I love the girls who hate to love because they're just like me.
A certain girl she took my hand and ran it up her thigh.
She licked her lips and pulled my hair, I fall in love for a night" Shigure's eyes rolled back in his head slightly.
"She can't behave and I'm just a slave,
don't worry I'll be gone when the morning comes."
Hatori and Ayame were mouthing the song, not singing but just catching on to the addicting melody.
"Darling what is going on?
Honestly that never happened
Lying is your favorite passion.
Leave me, go where you belong
Higher heels and lipstick napkins
dying is your latest fashion.
"The frustration it's a regular thing" Shigure tugged at his hair with a quick free hand.
"I hate the ones who love to hate because they're just like me.
A certain girl she took her hand and put it in my lap
It's way too full she said once you have me you'll always come back.
"She can't behave and I'm just a slave,
don't worry I'll be gone when the morning comes.
"Darling what is going on?
Honestly that never happened
Lying is your favorite passion.
Leave me, go where you belong
Higher heels and lipstick napkins
dying is your latest fashion.
"I know you love to resist
and all it takes is a kiss
and you just love to hate me.
"You know you love all the lies
so don't act surprised
that I just love to hate you."
The drums halted for a moment as the guitars continued.
"I kissed your lips you pulled my hair it was the craziest thing.
I love the girls who love to hate." Shigure gripped the mike's stand and slipped the free hand down his face.
Hatori and Ayame breathed roughly into their mikes.
The drums came back in full beat.
As Ayame carried out a "Whoa" through his microphone, Shigure continued.
"Darling what is going on?
Honestly that never happened
Lying is your favorite passion.
Leave me, go where you belong
Higher heels and lipstick napkins,
dying is your latest fashion
"Darling,"
Ayame inserted a "Leave me,"
"What is going on?
Honestly that never happened
Lying is your favorite passion
Leave me,"
This time Hatori sang, "Darling,"
"Go where you belong
Higher heels and lipstick napkins,
dying is your favorite passion."
The Hazard didn't even get to close the concert.
The crowd roared and about a thousand girls (and a few guys) struggled to climb the stage as security stopped them. The tape ended with the three teenagers running into a trailer in fear, although Ayame and Shigure both had looks of excitement on their faces too, as the cameraman was trampled by thousands of screaming fans and the screen snapped into black.
Yuki stood pulled the paper screen open and Haru pulled the cutains back, blasting sunlight into the room.
"THAT ROCKED!" At the exact same moment, Kyo and Kimi exclaimed that in unison. Then they glanced at each other and spun around, each one's back facing the other's, both had their arms crossing their chests.
"I mean it completely sucked," Kimi said grudgingly. Kyo smirked to himself in satisfaction.
Yuki turned slowly toward his three older cousins.
"Um… May I ask where the inspiration for that song came from?" He questioned incredulously, disbelief in his startling eyes.
Hatori and Shigure, actually being concerned with Yuki's safe-mindedness, acted as if they were busy studying the couch's material beneath them. But Ayame was a different story. Well, at least he broke it to his younger brother gently.
"Well my dear brother. All I'm saying is that when you're a Sohma, one can only dream," the man said with a dazed look. Everyone in the room's stares shifted from Ayame to Shigure to Hatori. Ayame was dazed, off in his own world. Shigure had a stream of drool coming from his mouth as his eyes were in a far off world, which everyone hoped he kept to himself. And Hatori was keeping his face carefully impassive while avoiding everyone's eyes, while his were hinting at a sense of longing.
Kagura bolted to her feet. "You perverts!" she yelled. Thank Shigure for teaching the boar this habit. And the sixteen-year-old repeatedly slapped the three men mercilessly across the faces.
This was certainly going to be a long day.
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Whoa! What's gunna happen nxt! That's for me to know n u to..... wait for? lol You all know what to do, review and spread the word! :D Sorry if the song disturbed you in any way rofl
Oh, and by the way, if the characters were OOC in this chapter, I am so sorry! I promise it will be better in the next! i just wanted to make it funny!! :D