Back on Mobius; Bill was using his iPad.
"Yes, I've got six dates tonight, now I just need to find out who'll be my arm candy for the rest of my life." said Bill.
Later; he was in a restaurant with a female Mobian rat who smacked him across the face.
He was then with a female Mobian skunk who smacked him across the face.
He was now with a female Mobian gorilla who slapped him.
Bill was with a female Mobian ox who slapped him.
The mobian farmer hedgehog was with a female Mobian hippo who smacked him.
Finally; he was with a male Mobian Echidna who smacked him across the face before leaving.
A Mobian dog waiter placed a receipt next to Bill who looked at it.
He became shocked.
"We didn't have any iced tea." said Bill.
At some random home; Hopper was feeding 99,999 rabbits siblings of his.
Bill entered the house and sat at the table.
"How'd it go?" said Hopper.
"Don't ask." said Bill.
"That bad huh?" said Hopper.
"You have no idea." said Bill.
"Humor us Uncle Bill." one of the guy rabbits said sounding like Kevin Hart.
Hopper turned to the rabbit mad.
"Leave him be Carl." said Hopper.
The rabbit known as Carl groaned.
"The suitors slapped me for no apparent reason." said Bill.
Hopper was confused.
"For no reason whatsoever?" He asked.
"Well, the minute I said arm candy, they took offense to it." Bill said as the scene changed to him on a couch in Scratchansniff's office on Earth, "Apparently things have been very hectic since my recent break up. Maybe I should just stay single."
Scratchansniff became confused.
"Wait, why're you here?" said Scratchansniff.
"My cousin recommended you." said Bill
Scratchansniff nodded.
"I could understand that, besides, one of his friends is capable of making a record song sound different." said Scratchansniff.
Cutaway Gag
In Ray's new house; Ray put a record of the Beatles on a record player and Yellow Submarine started playing.
Globox, Janna, and the vampire rabbit owner Mina were relaxing on a couch.
Globox smiled.
"I love this song." said Globox.
Ray started moving the record in the opposite direction.
"I command you in the name of Lucifer to spread the blood of the innocent." the record player said in a demonic voice.
Globox became shocked.
"What the?" said Globox, "I can't believe it."
"Yeah, The Beatles were awesome." said Mina.
"I prefer the Monkees." said Mina's Dog.
"Oh yeah." said Bunicula agreeing with his dog friend.
Ray now had Monkee's music playing before moving the record the other way.
"Kevin Hart is the king of comedies." the record said in a normal voice.
End Cutaway Gag
Bill became confused.
"Wait, what does that have to do with my problem?" said Bill.
Scratchansniff became shocked.
"Oh yeah. Why're you here again?" said Scratchansniff.
"I'm contemplating staying single." said Bill.
Scratchansniff nodded.
"I see and how does that make you feel?" asked Scratchansniff
Bill picked up Scratchansniff and threw Scratchansniff out of a window.
The farmer hedgehog groaned.
"I don't know what I'm going to do, maybe I should take down my Match app profile,"Bill said before the scene changed to him sitting on the mansion living room couch, "or I should go to law school and experiment."
He then looked around and became shocked.
"What in tarnation?" said Bill, "How did I end up here all of a sudden?"
Bill looked around to see if someone was familiar to him and saw Randy and Theresa.
He walked into the kitchen and opened up the fridge before pulling a can of Pepsi and opening it.
"So, how's it going?" said Randy.
Bill started drinking his soda.
"A bit weird for me. I've been instantly showing up in different places with no knowledge of how I got to those places whatsoever." said Bill.
Theresa is shocked.
"That is weird. And this is coming from a girl who was a Ninja while her boyfriend had a broken leg." said Theresa.
"Also, I'm thinking about staying single." said Bill.
Randy and Theresa became shocked.
"What?" said Randy.
"Yeah, things have been very hard for me lately." said Bill, "I haven't been in any of these fics recently."
"Don't worry about it. Maybe someday someone will walk through that front door and the two of you will fall in love." said Theresa.
Suddenly; Terry Perry entered the mansion through the front door.
"I NEED SOME BACON!" yelled Perry.
Randy is shocked.
"Okay, you spoke to soon." said Randy.
Theresa nodded.
Bill was looking at his iPad.
He saw something shocking.
"Hmm, interesting." said Bill.
Randy and Theresa looked at the iPad and became shocked.
In Azmuth's lab; the Galvan alien was using a Gazelle app on an iPod Touch.
His head was posted on the body of a backup dancer.
"Wow, you're a good dancer Azmuth." Gazelle said from the iPod Touch.
Azmuth laughed.
Randy barged into the room.
"AZMUTH!" yelled Randy.
Azmuth screamed in shock and put the iPod touch face down.
"What is it?" said Azmuth.
Randy became shocked.
"Wait, were you using a Gazelle app?" said Randy.
"No I wasn't." said Azmuth.
"You're hot." said Gazelle.
Randy chuckled.
"Oh Azmuth." said Randy.
Azmuth became mad.
"Randy, can't you see that I'm trying to find out why the moon is blocking the sun earlier then expected." said Azmuth.
"Oh right, Sonic just emailed Bill, he figured out that Dominator has a machine on the Moon that's making sure it's always blocking off the sun." said Randy.
Azmuth became shocked.
"Wow, I'm impressed" said Gazelle.