The wait is over : 3

D: I am SO SORRY for the overly long delay with this chapter, I just wasn't really feeling an interest in Shaman King, but I'm gonna go back and reread the manga, to get me back in the groove.

So without further ado, here is the score so far:

Ren: 22 (He's dominating the other two XD)

Hao: 19 (He's beating his brother but getting smashed by Ren D:)

Yoh: 18 ( Poor Yoh ..)

Oh Noes ! We have an almost tie between the Asakuras, with Ren in the lead by quite a lot! Hao and Yoh fans should definitely get those votes in!

WARNING: This chapter contains Hao molesting a poor fruit XD

Now, on to the story:

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This was going to be one long meal…

"Hey Ren, I didn't know you invited Yoh and Hao!" Horohoro exclaimed, glancing at the Chinese boy next to him curiously.

"I didn't, they just sho-" The purple haired shaman began, but he was suddenly cut off by Hao.

"But the more the merrier, right Horo-chan?" The elder Asakura twin interjected cheekily, his brother smiling from behind him and shrugging his shoulders.

"Yeah!" The blunette shouted, causing Ren to wince and send a glare in his direction.

"Unfortunately," The shortest of the four began, sending his sneering at Hao next "I only made reservations for two, and those slots are taken by Horokeu and myself, so if you would kindly leave"

"Actually, me and brother just got seats at the front right now" Yoh said sheepishly, rubbing his head and glancing at Ren quickly before turning his chocolate gaze towards the Ainu.

"Brother and I, your grammar is atrocious" The Tao growled under his breath, shaking his head. "Well, we have a private booth, so if you'd be on your way…"

"Ah ah ah, the chef said we could sit over here because it's too crowded out there" Hao tutted, pointing back to the main room, "and, when he saw that we knew you he said it was fine if we sat with you, even if I had to errr…Persuade him a bit" he added with a smirk.

"He used his fire to scare the guy…" Yoh whispered over to Horo, who chuckled nervously in response, which caused the oldest of the four to grin smugly.

"Horo-chan, if I knew you liked comedians I would have put us in a funny situations ages ago" He wiggled his eye brows suggestively, and the blunette turned a faint shade of pink, eyes on the table again. "You're so cute when you're embarrassed!" The elder finally exclaimed, lunging into the snow shamans lap.

Yoh glanced over when he heard what he thought was a balloon popping…

It just turned out being a vein in Ren's forehead; nothing new.

"Fine, fine, just sit down then! But Hao, you come sit over here, with me or I swear I'll neuter you with my Kwan Dao" the Chinese shaman snarled, and for once, Hao didn't fight, seeing that deadly look in the short boys gold eyes flash dangerously.

He got up slowly from a still blushing Horo, who simply widened his eyes, and took his place next to Ren, the younger Asakura sitting next to the Ainu with a pleasant expression on his face.

"So, fruit for lunch?" Yoh spoke cheerfully, picking up a cherry and popping it into his mouth.

"Simply an entrée baka" Ren muttered darkly, his mind preoccupied with other things, like how many ways he think to kill Hao or how to grab the blunettes attention.

Glancing around the table idly as the others ate and made small talk, the Tao began to formulate his plan for the latter of his two thoughts.

Meanwhile, Horo continued to eat strawberries and cream in his oh-so-special way, leaving Hao staring at him like a hungry animal and Yohs' eyes widening a bit every few seconds.

"You must be hungry Horo-chan, ne?" The elder twin purred, leaning over the table to grab a banana, something devious glinting in his deep brown eyes. The blunette nodded enthusiastically, munching on another strawberry. "Well, so am I" he cooed, slowly peeling the yellow fruit and sliding his hand across it easily waiting for the Ainu to catch on…

The snow shaman blinked at him and smiled, turning his eyes to the tray in front of him and reaching for another berry.

Hao nearly fell off his chair. Was the Hokkaido native really that dense? Or was he just naïve?

"I really like bananas, because they're so long and fit in my mouth perfectly…" He continued in a sultry tone, trying to put on his most seductive face and licking up the poor fruit inch by inch.

Horo froze immediately, turning his black eyes slowly in Hao direction and coughed slightly, face turning a slight shade of pink.

'I got him…' The fire shaman smirked inwardly, continuing to lap over the sweet treat.

The ice shaman face was steadily turning redder as his eyes widened pleadingly and he dropped the strawberry, coughing again…

'Who would've known he would be this eager? Oh well, the better for me… '

More coughing, and now the blunettes face was turning darker, but Hao concentrated in his lavishing of the fruit, trying to show Horo his rather special talents…

'I'll just take him back to the Inn with me after lunch and we can head to my room and-'

"Oh my god he's choking!"

Yohs' sharp exclamation shook the brunette from his rather pleasant thoughts of Horohoro, and he snapped his gaze up to see the boy was now clutching at his throat, coughing violently.

"But…? I thought…? The banana!" Hao spluttered, as the two Asakuras stared dumbfounded at the Ainu, whose face was now turning blue.

Ren shot up from his seat, rushing behind Horokeu and wrapping his arms around him from behind, preparing to perform the Heimlich maneuver on him when suddenly Hao was grabbing him and yanking him off.

"I'll do it you twerp!"'

"Can you not see he's choking dobe! Get off me!"

"No, lemme do it!"

"What!? No! I will!"

"No, me!"

"Me!"

"Me!"

Yoh watched the two argue while Horo clutched at his neck, making wheezing noises.

"You probably want some help now, huh?" He asked lazily, glancing at the blunette who nodded vigorously. "I don't think their gonna stop any time soon so…"

Standing up, the younger Asakura awkwardly positioned himself behind the snow shaman, and, with his hands properly clenched and positioned bellow the abdomen, he began upward thrusts, Horo trying to breathe with every movement.

Yoh on the other hand had his brow furrowed in concentration, grunting with every rather harsh blow…

Hao and Ren both immediately stopped their bickering to glance and the scene before them.

Horo whimpering and gasping for breath, with Yoh behind him, grunting…

Hao and Ren both immediately felt their pants tighten.

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All right…Im sorry for the shitty horribly short chapter, but Im trying to get myself back into a Shaman King mode so I can finish this story… XD

If you can ever forgive me please review and vote… D;