"I'm gonna slide it in
Right to the top,
Slide it in,
I ain't never gonna stop
Slide it in,
Right to the top,
I'm gonna slide it in, slide it in,
Slide it, in baby,"

Jan said as he contined to slide his knife into the lionesses fur, cutting her skin off

"Do you really have to sing that?" Dave said

"Hey, it's a good song," Jan said "Here give the rest of this dead cat to those hyenas,"

"Here boys," Dave said as he opeened the cage and threw in some lion meat for them to munch on

"Hey, what makes you think their all boys?" Jan said

"What do you mean?" Dave said

"Well hyenas are very unique animals," Jan said

"How so?" Dave asked

Jan proceeded to explain the nasty fact about male and female hyenas (if you don't know what that fact is, it's that both boy and girl hyenas have a penis. The females one dosen't work though, but still that's really gross. I wounder how you tel the difference between boy and girl hyenas?)

"Oh that's disgusting!" Dave said, he looked like he was about to puke "Boss isn't that gross?"

Kaz was gazing up at the sky

"That bird," he began "It flew towards where that lion pride was,"

Kaz began to clean his gun

"So what boss?" Jan said. Kaz gave no answer "Boss? Boss? You-hoo..."

"Hey Shenzi why do you think that one guy threw up?" Banzai said eating the dead lion

"Must have leaned about the nasty suprise about girl hyenas," Shenzi said

Ed said something in his language

"Ya Ed your right, her's is bigger than mine," Banzai said (mini-Bazai got pwned!)

Meanwhile at Priderock

"Simba! Simba!" Zazu screamed as he crash landed on the rock

"Whoa what haneded to you?" Timon asked as he noticed his burned butt

"Creatures...Furless...Firesticks...killed lioness...Hyenas," Zazu faintly said and then passed out

"What?" Simba said shocked "Zazu wake up!"

"Creatures?" Kovu said "What kind of creature can kill a lion?"

"What kind of creature has no fur?" Kiara said

"Ya and what a firestick?" Nala said

"These creatures are called man," Rafiki said suddenly appearing "Man is a deadly force to be reckoned with. They posses a sort of magic that no other creature can comprehend. They are the dominate species of this world."

"How do you know so much about them?" Simba asked

"When was a young monkey...My family and friends were captured and killed by them," Rafiki said "They are without hesitation or mercy. Completly amroal (to have no feeling of right or wrong)."

"Is their a way to defeat them?" Kovu asked

"The only way..is to run from them," Rafiki said "They are killing machines,"

Simba and Kovu were shocked by this. A creature that was basically indestructible. A creature that was an emotionless, inhumane killing machine.

"Simba you must leave," Rafiki begged

"No," Simba said "I am the king of these lands and I vowed to keep it safe from all invaders, even these humans,"

"Simba once again your stubborness blinds you from right thing to do," Rafiki said

But Simba wouldn't listen and before anyone knew he was off to battle the humans

"Simba!" Nala called out to him

Just then Kovu ran after him

"I hope the great kings of the past protect them," Rafiki said

Timon and Pumba started to cry like little babies

Ut-Oh!

This won't end well

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