Nothing better than a Broken Window

Snoring. That's all that filled the room with sound, along with small even breaths, and an irritated sigh. Silent, unheard footsteps made their way towards the desk covered in papers, both in stacks and sprawled over the area, and on top of those, were sake bottles. Lots and lots of sake bottles, the ones that were emptied previously were either broken on the floor, on their sides, or standing up, along with one that looked like to be half way done clutched in the persons' left hand.

Shaking her head, the person who just stepped into the room grabbed the bottle and took a very large gulp, feeling the liquid burning down her throat before a delightful sigh rose up, releasing the tension in her body for the moment. Figuring that it would now be useless to delay the inevitable, she took another gulp and one more, only holding it in her mouth before slightly bending over the sleeping blond woman.

And spit out the drink right into her hair so it dripped down and soaked the woman's clothes startling the lady out of her chair and onto the floor. A shout escaped through the lady's rose pink lips as she landed onto the floor, causing Anbu to suddenly surround the innocent one standing, like as if they were protecting the Hokage from her wrath if she had any. A snort escaped the young girl's mouth and she drowned another gulp of the delicious liquid.

"Relax you guys! Man, it's like there's a stick shoved up your asses or something. I only came to say 'hi to my only living relative that adopted me!" Aigyou grumbled a bit, already slightly drunk. The Anbu glared through their masks at the girl, while the Hokage stood up slightly shaky from the surprise wetness of her clothes and body. Honey brown eyes stared hard at the girl in front of her before she was surprised by the girls' suddenness in looking at her.

"You know old lady, you're too jumpy. Want some sake?" A twitch alerted the shinobi inside about her sudden 180 in moods, when chakra wafted up into the air like an explosion. A grin settled onto the young adults face as she stared at the one person she came to see. A silver flash was seen as the Hokage went to deliver a chakra filled punch into the Nins face, only to find that it wasn't there anymore. A tutting sound reverberated through the room as a sad voice appeared behind the woman.

"And here, I was hoping, as a last dying wish from my mother Karuki that you would take me in." a deathly still silence fell upon the room as Aigyou stood there quietly, waiting for a change in the old lady's attitude. A gasp was then sounded as the Hokage turned around and stared at the girl before her, finally taking her in.

"Well, do you remember me yet Auntie Tsunade?" Aigyou murmured. A tear fell from Tsunade's honey brown eyes as memories assaulted the lady's mind. A cry shocked Aigyou, before she found herself in strong crushing arms. Gasping and squirming for air, Ai's eyes watered from lack of oxygen.

"Can't breath!"

"Sorry!!" and Ai met the floor in a painful heap, groaning and gasping, finally able to bring air into her lungs. Worried eyes watched her before hardening and now suddenly grabbing the scruff of her neck.

"Where the hell were you for the last 7 years you damned brat!?" Tsunade growled menacingly. Glaring at the coot in front of her, Ai growled loudly in return, only this was more throaty and amused.

"I've been training with people, escaping snakes and idiots, surviving with the things I've learned as a kid. Oh, and I got a sweet name too! I'm pretty high in the ranks also! Bounty over my head from trying to survive, you know the usual." Ai rambled while becoming oblivious to the murderous glare that was being thrown down onto Ai's body.

"Aigyou Konpaku, you are…..MINCE MEAT!!" Tsunade yelled loudly. A smirk marred Ai's features as she suddenly disappeared into smoke, leaving behind a log with a smiley face sticking its tongue out. A yell of rage vibrated through the village, waking up a certain team, and causing people who were awake to shake their heads and call it their imaginations. A window broke loudly, followed by a very livid blond and honey brown eyed Hokage.

A silver flash kept disappearing and reappearing, laughing and teasing, making Tsunade grow even angrier. A certain silver haired ninja appeared next to the blond Hokage, followed by a pale skinned and black eyed boy, a pink haired and tired girl, and a blond who was still shirtless and sleepy.

"Mmm….what's going on Granny?" the blond haired and sapphire blue eyed boy asked quietly, but loud enough for their leader to hear. A growl came from her and she sped up while yelling orders at them.

"Catch that damned brat and try to battle her as long as you can so I can paralyze her!" The silver haired man nodded, not even a question from his masked lips, the same going for the emerald eyed and bubble gum haired girl, while the pale skinned boy just blinked and continued on. The blond boy however, was curious.

"Why? Is she an enemy?" he asked worriedly.

"No, as a matter of fact, she's my adopted great niece and someone else's blood relative too." She said while unconsciously glancing at the boy she was talking to. The silver haired masked man just raised an eyebrow and took off, disappearing from sight, soon followed by the other four ninjas as well.