The gang were having another peaceful, lazy afternoon, in fact it had been the tenth one in the row and they were beginning to wonder what the Sheriff was plotting. They were in the middle of discussing it when the familiar, terrifying sounds of an engine could be heard. They stood therein horror watching the purple box materialise, Kate gulped.
"Err...I'm going to visit my mother, be back later" she blurted out before running very fast, the men didn't blame her after the terrifying RRA visit last time Deannie and two other RRA girl's hacked her hair off.
The door opened with a bunch of girls dressed in trousers and black paint on their cheeks.
"Not being funny or anything but you look terrible" Alan said in his usual bluntness.
"If you must know we've just spent five days fighting weevils" Mira said coldly, which was unusual for the fan girl since she was usually all over Alan by now. "We got a problem"
"Yeah so?"
"It involves the Sheriff" Paula snarled, the other girls hissed darkly muttering swear words under their breath.
"What has he done?" Robin asked concerned, the girls seemed agitated and tense.
"He has kidnapped L.C!" Josie wailed. "It's all Cee's fault, she just had to try and save Guy when we're not looking and use Jack's vortex manipulator"
Cee glared at Josie. "Oh yeah and who was it that nicked it and used it to track Kate down?"
"Hey I said sorry!" Deannie protested. "Besides it was Voldy's and Mysty's fault for not reminding me that I dumped it under the tree"
"WHAT?!" the two sisters shouted in unison.
The girls burst out into a loud shouting match involving quite a few threats about men and chainsaws and pink nail polish. The outlaws watched terrified and awed; terrified with the threats these girls were coming out with (especially since some of them involved them!) and awed because it seemed without L.C they were even more scary and nuts, maybe they should save the girl because she was the only one who could tone them down?
"I want L.C!" Zara wailed over everyone's voices. "Who else is going to tear every guy to shreds and hang them by the testicles when they hurt us?"
On second thoughts maybe they should stay out of this rescue. The other girls sighed and looked down at the ground miserably.
"This is bad as the time Paula got kidnapped by Stephen" Zebbie muttered.
"Oh my god what if the Sheriff does something horrible to her?!" Foxy squealed looking panicked. "What if he tortures her?"
"Then she would go all Robin Hood on him and shoot him with a bow and arrow" Josie said soothingly as she patted Foxy's back.
"Erm...Josie have you ever seen L.C with a bow and arrow?" Soapy asked, her mouth twitching in amusement.
"She's most likely to aim for the Sheriff and get poor Robin here" Zebbie said giggling slightly while Robin frantically looked around himself for stray arrows.
"Zebbie's she's most likely to aim for the Sheriff and get herself" Deannie corrected.
"Oh come on she's not that bad!" Foxy protested.
Another argument broke out between the girls. The outlaws sighed heavily; it appeared that this was going to be a long afternoon.
RHRHRHRHRHRH
"Is it me or did we just managed to sneak in a hell lot easier than usual?" Alan asked his fellow outlaws.
"It's not just you, it seems that the guards are doing something else" Tuck said in his most serious voice. "I fear that they might be harming the Lady Clark"
"If so then we'll make them pay" Deannie growled her fist clenched so tightly round Much's hand that he let out a whimper.
"First we'll dye whatever hair he has left over fluorescent orange" Voldy whispered to her sister. "Then we shave his eyebrows off and paint rainbows to replace them"
Mysty nodded. "Of course and then we should give him fake nails and dress him in something hideous"
"I rather rip his nails off one by one" Cee muttered darkly cracking her fists.
The closer they got to the dungeon, the clearer they heard the high-pitched, feminine screaming that filled them all with dread.
"L.C!"
They ran towards the door and with all their strength poured together knocked the door down to see....
...the Sheriff topless while being strung on the rack. His chest covered in scars, bruises and burns while L.C, Isabella and Guy stood around him with similar smirks on their faces.
"Hiya!" L.C said waving to the others cheerfully. "What do you think? It used to be Isabella's" she spun round showing off the long elegant green dress.
"You're all right?"
"Not hurt are you?"
"Where did he touch because I'll tear it off of him?"
"Have you eaten?"
L.C stared at her friends in confusion; she blinked and then suddenly put her hands on her hips looking furious. "What the hell made you think I was a damsel in distress? All the fucking twat got to do was knock me out, the moment I woke up I got payback"
The girls sighed in relief before suddenly pulling L.C into a smothering group hug.
"Pooh! You stick Stephie" Josie said wrinkling her nose.
"You would too if you hadn't had a shower for ten days" L.C grumbled.
All the girls suddenly pulled away with looks of disgust.
"Shower?" Paula suggested. "TARDIS is full of them, and then we'll have a nice glass of diet coke and some chocolate"
"Paula you are a saint" L.C said gratefully as she allowed Paula to lead her out of the dungeon.
The moment L.C was out of hearing range the other RRA girls started their torture.
RHRHRHRHRHRH
The outlaws stood by Gisbourne and Isabella but refused to speak to either of them, Paula crouched by their feet as they surrounded the throne like chair that the Sheriff usually sat upon. Instead of the Sheriff sat a very amused, very giggling seventeen year old girl who was sharing out chocolate.
Something all the outlaws agreed on being heaven and begged the RRA to bring them more in the future.
Hanging by his feet before them was the Sheriff, his hair was an eye burning bright orange, rainbows replaced his eyebrows and he worse a strange outfit that was made of bright colours. The majority of the RRA were standing below him with large rounder bats and blindfolded.
"Piñata, piñata, piñata, piñata, piñata!" L.C and Paula chanted as they clapped their hands.
The girls began to beat the Sheriff with the bats.
"You know, I think this is the best holiday we ever had" Much said stretching his arms and grinning wickedly.
"Yeah, we should invite these girls more often" Robin agreed laughingly, he had forgiven the girls from beating him up about the kiss that hasn't happened yet after all they were right it hasn't been that long since Marian died and Isabella was his rival's little sister.
"Not unless you want to sleep in a bed made of wasps" Alan grumbled.
"Ooh that's a great idea" Paula squealed. "HEY GUYS LETS PUT A WASP HIVE IN VAYSEY'S BED!"
L.C turned a ghostly white colour and her hands clenched tightly onto the arms of the chair.
"L.C are you all right?" Much asked nervously, not wanting to get a kick or worse.
"W-w-w-w" L.C stuttered, she then shuddered. "WASPS???????? AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
The whole of Nottingham's eardrums exploded.