Chapter Four; The Birthday Wish
The next morning Ron woke up as usual and headed into the bathroom. He gave out a rather large yawn and scratched his bottom when all of a sudden he realized that something had felt strange. As he opened his eyes he caught sight of his reflection for the very first time and realized that it wasn't his own. He let out a very loud petrified scream and Harry quickly hurried into the bathroom.
"Eve, what is it?" he questioned as Ron slowly turned to face him.
"I'm not Eve." He told him.
"Really? That's funny because you sure look and sound like her." Harry said.
"I know, but I'm not." He said.
"Well if you're not Eve than who are you?" Harry asked him.
"Ron Weasley. I'm stuck inside her body. I'm stuck with her tiny ass and humongous knockers." He said as he touched his butt again and squeezed it.
"Alright Ron don't panic, just please stop touching my sister. It feels very strange to me." Harry told him.
"How do you think I feel!? I'm the one stuck inside it! How the hell am I supposed to pee now!?" he exclaimed.
"Sit down just like all girls do." Harry told him as Ron rolled his (or rather Eve's) eyes.
"I don't know why I didn't think of that, I must be losing my mind. No, it's actually worse than that. I'm stuck with Eve's." he said as Harry exited the bathroom while Ron turned around and shut the door. That's when Harry turned around and saw Hermione standing behind him.
"What's the matter with Eve?" she asked him.
"That's not Eve." Harry began. "I don't know how but Ron's stuck inside her body." He told her as she pointed at the bathroom door.
"Well if Ron's inside Eve's body, that must mean that Eve is trapped inside his." She realized. That's when suddenly Harry and Hermione turned around to see Ron's bedroom door open.
"Eww! I can't believe I'm stuck inside Ron! He hasn't showered for days!" she exclaimed as Harry put up his hands to calm her down.
"Now Eve, just calm down." He told her.
"Calm down!? I'm sweating like a pig and smell like a horse!" she cried as she grabbed ahold of the collar of her shirt and sniffed it.
"Why is that so bad? You like horses remember? You even own one." Harry told her.
"Yes but that doesn't mean that I want to smell like one!" she snapped when suddenly the toilet flushed and the sink ran for a few moments before Ron opened the door and narrowed his eyebrows and glared at Eve.
"Alright! I don't know what the devil is going on here, but I want my body back!" he yelled as she nodded her head.
"Believe me I would love to give it back to you if I only knew what caused us to be like this in the first place!" she yelled back at him when suddenly Tobey opened his bedroom door and stepped out into the hallway.
"What's going on here? What's with all the yelling?" he wondered.
"A bloody nightmare that's what!" Ron cried. "Listen Tobey, I don't know how but Eve and I somehow switched bodies." He told him.
"Oh shit!" Tobey exclaimed as he placed both his hands on top of his cheeks and gasped.
"What's going on here Tobey?" Eve questioned him suspiciously with uncertainty.
"Eve, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. Please forgive me." He told her.
"What did you do Tobey!?" Ron hollered at him angrily as the teenaged boy took a deep breath and sighed heavily.
"I was so tired of you fighting with Hermione and Eve that I made a birthday wish that you would start to understand them that's all." He explained.
"Oh really? Well if that's all then why am I stuck with these big old things?" he questioned him while grabbing ahold of his breasts and bouncing them around as Hermione rolled her eyes.
"He can't see them Ronald." She told him.
"Well then he should consider himself lucky." Ron said.
"It's alright Ron, I know what you're talking about and I really don't know why my wish involved the two of you switching bodies but I promise that I'm going to try and find a way to switch you both back." Tobey told him.
"You better, because I'm not looking forward to bleeding out my ass every month and then eventually pushing something the size of a watermelon out the end of it!" Ron snapped.