A/N I know I update a lot that its unhealthy but isn't that a good thing so here is my fourth installment of Cullen's Night Out. Also its Spring Break I have nothing else to do.

EM.P.O.V

On the car ride home I don't think that Jasper and Alice could live without each other. Alice just kept talking and talking about how wonderful her family is and yada yada this and yada yada that. To be honest I don't know how Jasper could deal with Alice's constant rampage on shopping. I think the bartender put something in her Coke. "Does she always act like this?" I asked.

"Yea, we just told her to shut up while we were there at Shadow." Bella replied with a sigh. "It gets quite annoying but Jasper is onr of those few people who can actually handle it, I have to give him credit for letting her chatter on like that." Bella added.

"Ahhh." I said and then turned to Rosalie. "You have some very odd friends." I whispered so nobody else could hear.

"Yea, don't remind me, and can we please turn up the radio I feel like I'm diving in my grandma's car." Rosalie said. So I turned up the radio and surprisingly I didn't know someone like Rosalie would like soft jazz. I would assume that Alice really liked soft Jas if you know what I mean.

"Are we almost there?" Alice asked, finally she shut up.

"Almost." Jasper replied. We drove down the dirt road to our house in the middle of nowhere. We finally pulled up in our smoothly paved drive way and I could swear if I hadn't waved my hand Rosalie, Alice, and Bella's faces would have froze like that permanently.

"Wow!" Alice yelled. As soon as I opened the doors I swear they were out like speeding bullets, literally that fast.

"Wait until you see the inside. This is nothing compared to the outside." Edward said as he grabbed the house keys out of his pockets. He unlocked the door and opened it like one of those annoying doormen at a five star hotel. And the girls eyes bugged out so far I think they broke the world record.

"It's not much but its home." I said.

"Not much are you friggin kidding me, my house looks like a animal a coyote ripped up, ate, threw up, then swallowed its regurgitation and then shit back out compared to your house." Alice said. Who new Alice had such a way with words?

APOV

Holy Shite! This place was like heaven on Earth yea that good. I swear I thought I was going to break something if I wasn't careful. I didn't dare go in and I don't think Bella and Rosalie did either.

"Well are you coming in." Emmett asked.

"Yes." We all said again at the same time which creeped the shit out of me. So we took off our high heels as we walked in so we wouldn't track in mud, even though it didn't rain. Soon all of the guys started to boom with laughter and I wondered what happened so I turned around and saw that we were soaked. I guess it did rain and we were too dumbfounded to even care.

"Hahaha, very funny you got a towel and some clean clothes?" I said in a sarcastic tone. And Edward got up and gave us all a shirt and some pants. We all wet into a room which looked like a guest bedroom and changed. We walked out to see that the boys sitting doing things as if we weren't there Emmett was playing the guitar, Edward was playing the piano, and Jasper was reading a book.

"Ahhem!" Rosalie shouted. And they all stopped and look at us and went over to the couch. We all started to talk when a vast collection of movies caught my eye.

"Wow what a very extravagant collection of DVD's you have." I said as I was looking at the titles.

"You wanna watch some?" Jasper asked.

"Sure." I said and I looked through the many works known and unknown directors I had never heard of. Finally I settled on a movie called Casablanca. "I guess this one will do. I heard it was good." I sighed as I pulled it off the shelf and then I heard the most unusual thing come out of Emmett's big mouth.

"Are you kidding me? Good! Alice Casablanca is one of the best movies ever it is the greatest love and suspense/action film ever and you are telling me it's just Good!" Wow Emmett had never acted like this but scince I've only known him for about six ours I guess I really shouldn't be saying anything. So I put in the DVD and we all sat down and watched it duh.

A/N I know this is a crappy place to leave off but I don't want to get all wrapped up in another topic. Also for you non Brits like me Shite is British for the lovely term in America, Shit!