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Seven, kthx.
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Cade.
We all know that if you're an OMG SLASH writer, the only way to get noticed is to write the fourth most popular couple evar. You won't get anywhere with !Cori, or !Catrina, so just listen to me, k? K.
Ahem.
Let's begin with the plot, shall we? Cat or Jade must be raped or abused by their father, because if you want an omg awsm, popular, story, you have to have TONS of horrible, over-done, angst. Srsly. Write it, like now. Then Cat/Jade just has to be the greatest-bestest-friend-in-the-whole-wide-world and come save them, and fall in love, ignoring Beck/Whoever.
Or, you could have Jade get mad at Beck, for OMG NOT BEING GREATFUL OF HER AMAZING AWESOME-NESS AND CHEAT ON HER/FLIRT WITH TORI, and use Cat to make him jealous, but then they'll fall in love and Beck will leave Tori bcuz she's, like, a total slut and then there's this shitty love triangle that'll last for the whole. Entire. Story.
(I quote this from Anon, aka Neko Soda:) "BECK BABY. YOU'RE A MANSLUT, SO NOW IT'S MY TURN, BECAUSE, YEAH."
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HOLY BEJEEZUS, IT'S EIGHT.
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(OMG DID YOU HEAR? CAT LOVES BECK AND BECK LOVES CAT—OMG.)
Bat. We both know that only !Bade or !Bori will get you anywhere, but since lots of you have been asking about this ship, I'll just play along.
So Cat loves Beck, and Beck, seemingly forgetting about his girlfriend and cheating on her with her best friend bcuz she's just a huge bitch as usual, falls IN LOVE with her as well. And then Jade get's pissed but then magically is okay with it, because she's Cat's OMG BESTEST FRIEND FUR LIFE, DAWG.
But then, Beck falls out of love with Cat, and goes back to Jade, but then Jade turns him down and has awsm, terribly written, femslash sex with Cat, and then they go elope in Vegas while Beck is omg so emo, bcuz you can NEVAR HAVE TO MUCH ANGST, SO, LIKE, YEAH.
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A/N: So yeah. Bat is from seddieforlife and Cade is from Anon/Awesome, Neko Soda! (I can take off your quote, though. I just really liked it. D: )
Sorry it took so long for me to update, and I appreciate the reviews, but I also need suggestions!
PS – I wrote a one-shot for an… unusual slash couple, so check it out? It's called we only have so much time to waste.
PPS - I was bored one day and wrote down all of the hits for pretty much every couple of the Victorious fandom. It's on my Live Journal, so, uh, check it out?
Review and suggest, please!