"I'm reaaaaaalllllllyyyy sorry for two bonus chapters in a row," MM said, "It's just that I haven't seen the Christmas special in a long time so I don't remember it."

"Are you talking to yourself again?" Link asked.

"Um, no."

Bonus Episode 002: Christmas!!!

Link and Zant were having a staring contest. "Heh, you can't beat me, Zant," Link said, "You're crazy."

"I am NOT crazy!" Zant shouted, "In fact, you're crazy for thinking I'm crazy! See? Crazy! Mwuahhhhhzsadaarzhfdzj!!!!!!" Zant blinked.

"Ha!" Link laughed, "I beat you again, Zant!"

"Nooooooo!" Zant yelled, "I demand a rematch!"

"Again?" Link asked, "Staring contests get a little boring after the one-thousandth, two-hundredth, and forty-second time."

"Awwwww! Come on! Pwease!"

"No."

"Then I will spread your entrails like honey filled butter all over the floor! Mwuhahahahaha!" Zant tripped. "Owie!"

"Hello everyone!" MM stepped out from behind an imaginary curtain and striked a pose he thought was cool. "Merry Christmas!"

"Christmas?" Navi said, "What's that? Is it something you can eat? Hello? Hey! Hey listen! What's Christmas?"

"Ugh," Nayru moaned, "Who let the annoying fairy out of the bottle?"

"Annoying?" Navi yelled, "I'm not annoying! I'm totally awesome! I was voted the number one fairy on the polls!"

"No," Nayru said, "As the goddess of wisdom, I happen to know that Ciela won that particular poll. And who let you out of that bottle?"

"I did!" Ganondorf came gliding out of a wall. "I wanted revenge for the goddesses that turned me into this! So I let out the ultimate evil that Nintendo could come up with!"

"Bowser?" Link asked.

"No you fools!" Ganondorf said, "Navi! She is the worst character in the history of Nintendo!"

"Hey! I resent that comment!" Navi shouted. "And can someone tell me what Christmas is?!"

"Christmas," MM said, "Is a holiday where people give each other gifts."

"Like treasure?" Linebeck asked.

MM sighed. "Yes Linebeck, like treasure."

Linebeck started laughing. "Hahaha! Ok, you monkeys, give me treasure!"

"Wait a minute, Linebeck," MM said, "We can't start until Ciela gets here.

"But last time I checked, Ciela was dead!" Link said.

"Oh," MM said, "Then we have to mourn the death of Ciela."

Ciela came flying in the door. "Hey guys! I'm back from the Forsaken Fortress! You wouldn't believe that Darknuts wore Hello Kitty underwear!"

"We have come here today to mourn the death of Miss Ciela Fairy," MM said, "She was a good fairy, who wasn't as annoying as Navi, and she will be sorely missed."

"Um, hello?" Ciela said, "I'm still alive." Everyone turned to Ciela. "Your alive!!!" Link shouted. He ran over to Ciela and gave her a hug. "I missed you so much Ciela! Don't ever get caught saying 'sowee' ever again!"

"You're…crushing…me!" Ciela sputtered out. Link let go.

"Okay!" MM said, "Now we can talk about Christmas! Lets start by watching a cheesy Christmas specials on the television!"

Five hours later.

Everybody was on the ground, twitching, and MM turned off the TV. "Ok, does everyone understand Christmas now?"

"Something to do with flying reindeer, a fat guy, giant socks, talking snowmen, and little green men who look like Link."

"My long lost family." Link said.

"What about me?" Aryll asked.

"Oh, I forgot about you." Link said. Aryll started crying and ran away to the Mushroom Kingdom.

"The ways of you light dwellers are so strange," Midna said, "I mean, giving presents to other people is stupid. You should be giving presents to me! Ehee hee hee!"

"I don't think you get the point." MM said, "Christmas is a time for family. So everyone invite your family over!"

"Oh no." Nayru said. Farore and Din appeared out of nowhere and landed on top of Nayru. Farore spotted Link and gave him a hug. "Oh Linky-winky! I missed you! I never was able make a plushie of you!"

"Immature." Din said as she went over to the buffet table.

"I hate my sisters." Nayru said.

"At least you have a family." Ciela said, "I wish I had sisters."

"You have a family." The spirit of power, the spirit of wisdom, Tael, Tatl, and Navi floated over to Ciela like some kind of cult. "Sister, sister, sister." They chanted. "Nooooooooooooooooo" Ciela screamed.

Linebeck scoffed, "I don't see the point of family. I mean I, the famous Linebeck, have no family. And look at how I turned out!"

"Yeah, a self-centered cucco." Ciela mumbled.

"Don't you have some screaming to get to Sparkles?!" Linebeck yelled.

"Oh yeah. Noooooooooooooooo!"

"It might be nice to have siblings." Zelda said.

"Awwww, don't worry Zeldy," Ilia said, "I'll be your sister!" She came over to Zelda and gave her a hug.

"You dare touch me?" Zelda said, "Die!" Zelda got out a sword and stabbed Ilia with it. Ilia died. "Hm, it's just like that one fic 100 Ways to Kill Ilia by Midnight Crystal Sage."

"Oh yeah!" MM said, "I love that fic!"

"Family?" Tingle said, "Oh yeah! My family!" Tingle got out a cell phone and dialed a number. A robotic voice came out of the phone. "I am sorry. You have not paid your phone bill for 25 years. And you are out of free minutes. Thank you for using Fairy Wireless."

"Darn it!" Tingle said, "I knew I should have signed up for the My Faves plan!"

"Family huh?" Midna said. Zant was dancing behind her when Midna drove her hair through Zant's stomach, "I don't know what you're talking about. Ehee hee hee!"

Skullkid ran up to MM with a whole bunch of Kokiri behind him. "I have family! See MM?" The Kokiri kicked Skullkid. "I thought you said we were getting a bonus, Skullkid!" They stomped off.

"I think it's time to open presents guys." MM said. A bunch of presents appeared under the Great Deku Tree. "PRESENTS!!!" Everyone dived under the Deku Tree and started ripping open Snake's cardboard boxes.

"I got an ocarina!" Link said.

"I got a Linky plushie!" Farore said.

"I got a McDonald's coupon!" Din said.

"I got rupees!" Linebeck said.

"Ehee hee hee! I got a framed picture of me impaling Zant!" Midna said.

"I got a new stomach! A STOMACH!!! Hahahahahahaha-cough-cough-ha!" Zant said.

"I got the Complete Idiot's Guide to Avoiding Your Sisters." Nayru said.

"Hey! I got coffee!" Navi said.

"I got a Phantom Hourglass in my size!" Ciela said.

"I got a Youtube video of me taking over Hyrule!" Ganondorf said.

"I got mask polish!" Skullkid said.

"I got Fairy Tears!" Tingle said.

"I have…socks." Zelda said. "Everyone else has these great gifts, and I got socks."

"Cheer up Zelda!" MM said, "I bet I got something worse." MM opened his gift. "OMG!!! An iPhone!!!"

"Yeah that's much worse than my gift." Zelda mumbled.

Farore hugged Link and said, "I luv my gift Linky!" Farore walked away and started doing…things to the plushie. Ganondorf glided over to Farore. "Now my revenge on the goddesses!" Ganondorf grabbed the plushie from Farore, and ripped it in half. "You killed my plushie." Farore said.

"Yeah, yeah," Ganondorf said, "We went through this the last chapter. But now you can't hurt me because I'm a ghost!"

"Grrrrrrr!" Farore grabbed Navi. "If I can't physically hurt you, then I'll have to scar you for life." Farore got the coffee and poured 18 cups down Navi's throat. Nayru ran over to Farore to stop her, but it was too late. "What have you done Farore?!" Nayru said, "You have doomed us all." Navi started twitching.

"She's gonna blow!!!" Link shouted. Everyone dived.

"HEY!!!" Navi shouted. "This coffee is GREAT!!! I-love-coffee-do-you-love-coffee? I-do! It-tastes-so-good-and-it-gives-my-so-much-energy! Hey! Hey-hey-hey-hey-hey-hey-hey-hey-hey-hey-hey-hey-hey-hey-hey-hey-hey-hey-hey-HEY!!!! Are-you-listening?! Listen-listen-listen-listen-listen-listen-listen-listen-listen-listen-listen-listen-listen-listen-listen-hey-hey-hey-hey-hey-hey-hey-hey-hey-hey-hey-hey-hey-hey!!!!!!!!"

"Make it stop!" MM said.

"This is torture! TORTURE!!!" Zant said.

"I'm sorry! I'll never be evil again if you just stop!" Ganondorf said.

"I'll stop this!" Din said. "Din's FIRE!!!" A wave of flame fell upon the studio, burning everything. When the flame was out, Navi passed out and everything was scorched. "Ugh," MM said, "There goes the deposit on the studio."

"My-my rupees!" Linebeck stuttered. "Noooooooooooooo!!!"

"You know what, Ciela?" Link asked.

"What Link?"

"I hate Christmas."

Happy Holidays people!