A/N: This chapter is brought to you by the letter A (for Audrey), and the number 15 (James Ford, duh!). Enjoy!

Emily Lightman wrote a song (to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies theme, yo): "My name is Cal, and I read faces. My name is Ria, and I like warm places. My name is Gill, and I eat pudding every day. My name is Eli, and the guitar I do play…
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Eli Loker …acoustic, that is.
Gillian Foster Not every day…
Cal Lightman That's a lie, darling. Beautiful song, Em. How come your foreword for my book isn't this creative? ;) Only joking, love.

Gillian Foster and Eli Loker are now friends with Jack Rader.

Cal Lightman Really now, where's that 'dislike' button?

Jack Rader wrote on Gillian Foster's wall.
Jack Rader Gillian! How's everything over there? Has Lightman finally realized what an amazing partner he has?
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Cal Lightman He's always known, Rader. And now he knows in multiple ways, thank you very much.
Gillian Foster Cal! Play nice. And yes, Jack, everything's great here. Good to hear from you.
Jack Rader You know if he ever starts neglecting you again, you do have options. You still have no idea how good she is, Lightman.
Cal Lightman Don't be a wanker. I have a much better idea than you do.
Gillian Foster Alright, boys, behave or I'll put you in time out.
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Emily Lightman created a page.
Get Ben Reynolds Back at the Lightman Group!

Gillian Foster, Ria Torres, Eli Loker, and 12 others like this.

Cal Lightman wrote on Get Ben Reynolds Back at the Lightman Group!'s wall.
Cal Lightman Only if he resigns from the Federal Bureau of Idiocy first.
Ben Reynolds Fuhgettaboutit. But for Emily…I'll consider it.

From: Gillian Foster
To: Cal Lightman
Subject: Tomorrow night

Message: I hope you don't have anything planned…thought we might stay in and play doctor. You're due for an examination ;)

From: Cal Lightman
To: Gillian Foster
Subject: RE: Tomorrow night

Message: GILL! You realize dad gave me his password, right? TMI.

Gillian Foster is never, ever, EVER sending messages on this thing again.
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Cal Lightman heh heh heh. Serves you right for snooping, Em. And yes, Gill, we're on for tomorrow night. Feel free to examine me anywhere you wish.
Emily Lightman DAD! Seriously.
Cal Lightman Love, you rather asked for it. Changing my password now, yeah?

Emily Lightman, Gillian Foster, Cal Lightman, Eli Loker, and Ria Torres are now friends with Rick Massey.

Cal Lightman wrote on Rick Massey's wall.
Cal Lightman Oi! Dick!
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Emily Lightman Daaaad…
Gillian Foster Cal…
Cal Lightman I know, I know.

Eli Loker can't get that damn song out of his head. My name is Eli, and the guitar I do play…

Ria Torres likes this.

Rick Massey is watching The Walking Dead. Zombies can't climb! This is ridiculous.
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Emily Lightman Everyone knows zombies are not this smart…and they aren't gross enough, either. Too much talking. Where's the gore?
Rick Massey Oh, there it is…poor horse.
Cal Lightman Where are the two of you? Cause you're not here. Your mum at home, Dick?
Emily Lightman Hey, dad?
Cal Lightman Yes, love?
Emily Lightman Knock it off.
Cal Lightman You're right, darling, sorry. I'm off to play doctor now.

Gillian Foster thinks Cal needs to put his iPhone down and pay attention to her…

Eli Loker Chaos is a friend of mine.