Chapter Four – Living in a house with 1, 2, 3, 4?! 4 guys?! And 2 of them are gay?!(Puck/Noah's point of view)

This could be harder than I have ever thought. I thought to myself. God, I hate Gay people, I hate TRANNYS, I hate HOMOS and I definitely don't want to spend my time in a house with one. Kurt already gives me the heevie jeevies but with two adult men?! God! But remember, I'm doing this for Rachel. Thank God it was a weekend, though. I don't have to deal with three gay people in my life. There was silence between Rachel and me. "Where do I sleep, Rachel?" I asked, as we were towards her room as she dropped my bags inside her room. "Well, we only have one guest room and we're going out so yeah. You get to sleep next to me, Noah." I was thrilled. "Maybe I get to touch her boobs now." I thought out loud followed by a weird laugh. "No, Noah." She said, chuckling. The doorbell rang. Aw damn, here comes the third wheel. I dragged my feet to the door following Rachel. I opened the door for her. "Hey Rachel—Oh wait, Puck is staying here too?!" he said, obviously in great shock. "Well, yeah—" Rachel was saying when I cut her off. "Join the club, and get in the guest's room. Get settled in, brush you teeth and stuff. We'll be in Rachel's room." I said, rushing and pushing him in the guest's room. "C'mon Rachel, I want to sing you a song." I said, holding her hand and dragging her towards her room. She was chuckling, of course. When we reached her room, I immediately grabbed my guitar and played her one of her favorite songs. "This is dedicated to my one and only love, Rachel Berry." I said, as she chuckled.

"Sweet Caroline, good times never seemed so good. I've been inclined, to belie--"

Damn it. The third wheel was already done unpacking and stuff. I didn't even finish my song yet. "Ass" I whispered to myself only, but Rachel heard. "You'll have me all night, don't worry, Noah" she said, whispering directly into my ear. It felt… Sexy… but it wasn't Finn who came in… but one of Rachel's dads. "Can I get you guys anything?" He asked, gayly. It annoyed me so I rolled my eyes, as Rachel said, "No, Dad we're perfectly fine. Is Finn ready yet?" Asked Rachel. I rolled my eyes again. "It seems that he has taken a walk outside, honey" HONEY? EW! A guy saying honey is just wrong. "Want to go swimming, Noah?" Rachel asked. This is my chance. I have to bust a move.