What Child is This?

Verse One

What child is this who laid to rest, on Dursley's step is sleeping? Whom aunt petunia's screams will wake, at 4 o'clock in the morning?

This, This, is Potter's boy, who caused the fall of voldemort.

This, This, is Potter's boy, the only hope against darkness.

(violin solo)

Verse Two

What child is this, who hates mudbloods, and is spoiled by his mother?

whose daddy bribed his quiditch team, So they can fall flat on their faces?

This, This, is Malfoy's boy, whose white-blonde hair doth petrify.

This, This, is malfoy's boy, who really looks good as a ferret.

(violin solo followed by la la las...)

This, This, is the end, i really hope you enjoyed it.

(exaunt)