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Chapter Four... It's four you!
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Blue
The Ice Climbers felt pretty sad. They were thinking about their miserable lives.
Popo: Why? Why are we treated like one person?
Nana: We have two hearts, and two brains. Heck, even Samus and Zero Suit Samus are treated as two people, and yet they're one person!
Popo: I feel like burying my head in the sand.
Nana: I feel like burying your head in the sand too.
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Yellow
While Mr. Game and Watch was being thanked by the others and looked up to, Luigi and Falco had another person with them.
Snake: So... You're thinking that you need another person to make your big plans easier to take out Mr. Game and Watch?
Falco: Yep.
Snake: How do I know you guys won't betray me?
Luigi: Face it, we'a have exposed our plan to'a you. As long as our'a group is anonimous, we'a can last longer than all of'a the others.
Snake wondered for a second.
Snake: Well... It is one hell of a great plan. Okay, you convinced me. I'm in.
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Red
Geno: God, that was close. You were almost gone. Even if you discovered a bunch of watermelons, you got unlucky when Olimar picked you.
Diddy Kong: I was so relieved when I got immunity. I've got to lay low a little bit before standing out again. That means, I can't do good and I can't do bad.
Geno: I feel sorry for you. It really was Olimar's fault for picking you. Homestar is really annoying.
Diddy Kong: If he picked Bowser, we could've won this easily. Bowser could've carried him all the way over there.
Geno: Well, I don't think we would've won... But those beds would've been nice.
Suddenly, they heard Toadsworth come in with a megaphone.
Toadsworth: Attention! Since the last leader was eliminated, you guys will need a new one.
Everyone on the red team showed up, and sat down near Toadsworth.
Toadsworth: So... Who wants to try being leader this time?
Marth stood up.
Marth: I'm not scared, I can make the right choices.
Pokemon Trainer: Seriously, I'll make a good leader. This is in the bag.
Midna: Bowser, why don't you try?
Bowser: No... It's alright. I don't have to.
Samus: Are you sure? You seem like the right guy to try.
Bowser: No thanks.
Bowser sat still waiting for someone else to be leader, smiling.
Lucario: Okay, I guess I'll do it. I have a strong feeling I'd do a fantastic job.
Toadsworth: Okay, vote... Who will it be? Marth, Pokemon Trainer, or Lucario?
Toadsworth plays a song that he wrote himself, and blasts it so loud that their ears weren't just in pain, their ears were crying.
Toadsworth: Like it? I haven't named it yet, but I think it's great!
It was horrible. It was a song so bad, you couldn't imagine what it was like. It seemed worse than the most awful thing you could think of. Like, dead puppies.
Toadsworth: Okay, enough of that.
Suddenly, the worst song ever stopped, and everyone lived in peace.
Everyone except Toadsworth: Ahh...
Toadsworth: Right... Now, the votes. Pokemon Trainer, Marth, Pokemon Trainer, Lucario, Lucario, Pokemon Trainer, Marth. Congrats, Pokemon Trainer! You're the new leader!
Pokemon Trainer: Thank you, thank you. I won't disappoint.
Toadsworth: Hope you enjoy it, because the next challenge is about to start!
Everyone except Toadsworth: WHAT!?
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They rushed over to the same area as usual, and were told about the next challenge.
Cranky Kong: Before I tell you what the next challenge will be, I'm telling you what will happen if your team wins. You get... a meal you'll never forget!
Zelda: How original..
Cranky Kong: It's better than having to find your own food, and you can eat as much as you want.
Kirby, Yoshi, Wario, and King Dedede: As much as we want?
Cranky Kong: As much as you want.
Kirby, Yoshi, Wario, and King Dedede: We have to win!
Cranky Kong: In this challenge, you'll have to clean. Clean and scrub a shower until you think it's clean enough. Once you think it's clean enough, you will go to me, Peppy, Toadsworth, or Colonel to see if it's good enough. And trust me, it won't be easy to get our approval.
Marth: How hard could it be?
Cranky Kong opened the showers' curtains to reveal that the whole shower was filled with mud. It was everywhere. Before they could scrub the tiles clean, they'd have to get rid of all that mud.
Cranky Kong: Here's some shovels, and some sponges. I have a giant bucket with soap so you can refill these sponges. The first one done will have their team win the meal. The last will have their team go up for elimination. The question is... Who's cleaning? Talk it over with your group.
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Mario: If only'a Fludd was here. How did I'a make Fludd appear out of'a nowhere again? Hmm... I'a wonder.
As Mario concentrated, he finally made the Fludd pop up.
Mario: Okay'a, Link. I think I'm'a set for this one. Trust'a me.
Link: Okay then, Mario. You'll do the challenge then.
Mario: I'm going to'a win this easily.
Cranky Kong: Okay, Mario's in this for the green team, who else?
Yoshi: Zelda.
Pokemon Trainer: Lucario...
Mr. Game and Watch: Beep!
Cranky Kong: Okay Mario, Zelda, Lucario, and Wolf... Stand up and grab the shovels. On your mark... get set... Don't go!
Wolf and Mario started running but then stopped while everyone else was laughing.
Cranky Kong: I couldn't help myself! I can't believe you actually fell for it. Okay, on your mark, get set, GO!
They started shoveling as fast as they could.
Wolf: Heh, easy!
Wolf was already done with one-fifth of his shoveling.
Zelda: Yikes! How can I win is Wolf is that fast? Plus Mario has that water-thingy. Wait... I've got it!
Zelda used her magic to lift up all of the mud out of the shower, and onto the ground.
Lucario: Woah, why didn't I think of that?
Lucario did the same, and now it seemed to be between the two of them who were going to win.
Mario: I can catch up. I've still got the Fludd.
Wolf: I thought I was doing good before! Mario has his Fludd, and Zelda and Lucario both have their mud out already!
Falco: Isn't using magic to remove mud cheating?
Cranky Kong: Nope.
Zelda and Lucario were scrubbing pretty fast, they've taken care of most of the spots already.
Zelda: Wait a minute, it's already gone! Peppy!
Peppy: She's right. Looks like the blue team won!
Kirby and Yoshi: Woo hoo!!
King Dedede and Wario: Aww...
Wario started crying.
Lucario: And that means that I must've gotten all of mine too. Cranky!
Cranky Kong: Nope.
Lucario: What do you mean nope?
Cranky Kong: You're missing a spot... there!
Lucario: Oh.
Lucario simply cleaned the spot, and got Cranky Kong's approval.
Cranky Kong: Only two left! It's between Mario and Wolf.
Wolf: There! The mud's gone.
Mario: Only about three shovels left!
Toadsworth and Colonel: Better get scrubbing!
Wolf was scrubbing better than average, but once Mario was done lifting the mud out, it was literally seconds until it was all gone.
Colonel: Yeah, you've taken care of that mud.
Wolf: Geez!
Falco: It's alright Wolf, it's not your fault you don't have magical powers and you don't have a piece of technology like the Fludd.
Wolf: Shut up!
Wolf threw this giant rock, just missing Falco's head.
Wolf: Man!
Toadsworth: So, who's going to exile island.
Wolf: I'll go. If there's any way to settle my anger, this is one.
Toadsworth: Okay, then. Exile Island, away!
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Blue
Kirby: Thank you so much, Zelda!
Yoshi: Yeah, thanks!
Captain Falcon was eating a piece of chicken, and then stopped.
Captain Falcon: You know what would be real entertainment? You two in a pie eating contest!
Kirby and Yoshi: I'm in!
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Yellow
Daisy and Pikachu were hanging out... Snake joined them...
Daisy: Hey, Snake! I'm feel disappointed we lost again.
Snake: Yeah, who do you think we should vote for?
Daisy: Well, R.O.B. is completely useless...
Snake: True. But the way Wolf threw that rock at Falco makes me think it may not be safe with him around.
Daisy: I guess. That makes a lot of sense.
Pikachu: Pika!
Snake: Right... Well, I guess I'll see you.
Snake ran over to Falco and Luigi.
Snake: Good news!
Falco: What is it?
Snake: I've convinced Daisy and Pikachu to vote for Wolf. That makes five, there's ten total, and most will either vote for Wolf or R.O.B. And R.O.B. won't vote for himself.
Luigi: Wow'a Snake! Nice'a job!
Snake: Thanks. Wolf getting angry like that ruined it for himself basically.
Falco: Now we just have to worry about immunity.
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Blue
Everyone except Kirby and Yoshi: Go, go, go, go!
Kirby and Yoshi were eating pies like the world was going to end.
Fox: Great idea, Captain Falcon! Kirby's winning by only two pies!
Kirby: That's it! I win!
Yoshi: So, close. But the rules were, "Whoever eats fifty pies first, wins."
Kirby: If there's anybody who can actually challenge me in a pie eating contest, that would be you.
Yoshi: Same here.
They shook hands, smiling.
Kirby: Now for some more food!
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Yellow
Peppy: In this immunity challenge, you'll have to last the longest listening to Toadsworth song. I'll be in a hot air balloon, two miles away. I'll be watching you, though. If you cover your ears, or get out of this circle I just drew, you lose.
Toadsworth: Want to listen to my song, Peppy?
Peppy: I'm busy, but they might. It'll calm them down before the challenge starts.
Toadsworth: Okay.
Peppy: Gotta run!
Toadsworth: You'll love this song. It's great...
Toadsworth pressed the play button on that jukebox. Odd how it didn't explode.
Krystal, Wolf, and Falco: My ears!
They all covered their ears right away.
Peppy: Looks like all three of the Star Fox characters on that team are out.
Daisy: I can't take it!
Snake: Neither can I!
Daisy and Snake ran not only out of the circle, but very far away.
Mr. Game and Watch: BEEEEEEEPPPP!!
Pikachu: Pika!
Luigi: Owww!! I can't take it!
Luigi covered his ears.
Mr. Game and Watch started running away, with Pikachu beside him.
Black Shadow: How did I last this long? I'm out of here!
Peppy: R.O.B. wins! Funny, R.O.B. has no ears. He must not be able to hear the song.
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Master Hand: Nine out of ten will stick around, one will leave. Vote now.
Mr. Game and Watch: Beep, beep, beep.
Pikachu: Pika!
Luigi: Pika! I mean... Too easy...
Master Hand: Let's count the votes... R.O.B, R.O.B, Wolf, Wolf, R.O.B, R.O.B, Wolf, R.O.B, Wolf, Ike. Wait... Ike's gone! Hmm... R.O.B. has immunity, so the third one out of Survivor: Nintendo's Greatest, is Wolf.
Wolf: You all suck!
Master Hand: Sorry, it has to be this way. Good luck, and give me your torch.
Wolf: Take it, who needs this #! anyway?
Master Hand: Woah, someone's a bit cranky.
Master Hand lit his torch and Wolf left the Island.
Master Hand: You may all head back to camp now.
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Wolf: Eh, I don't even care. So I threw a little rock, big deal. Sure, I regret swearing, but it's okay. Good luck to those that didn't vote for me. Time to get back to my regular life.