A/N: aaahhh! In the last chapter, when it says ' if he let anyone besides her son Shrekken' after that I was supposed to put 'rescue his daughter' sorry! Remember this is NOT a retelling on shrek 2 and not everything is the same. Anyway im on a roll so here's the next part…

Chapter 3 – The happy couple, for now.

Wednesday morning

Fiona woke up in a place she didn't recognise, the only thing she knew she was in a bed that wasn't hers. She held her breath at that point. She hadn't had she? No, she realised she was in her night gown and let out a relieved 'phew!' She looked over at the man lying next to her and realised he was still sleeping – her Prince. He started stirring, looked over at her and smiled.

"hello Princess, sleep well?" he said with a yawn as he snuggled up to her.

"yes I did thank you. What about you?" she replied still sleepy herself.

"yeah, I did, and I have something for you." He pulled out a silver ring with a diamond on it. " will you marry me Fiona?" he said with a smile.

"YES! OMG OMG!" she said hugging him tightly and he returned the embrace. He then took her hand in his which was huge compared to her delicate one and slid the ring on her ring finger. They then kissed, they were so happy.

"uh do you mind telling me where we actually are?" she said looking around.

"were in a hotel room in Far Far Away, and we really need to be getting up." Charming replied.

"why? Its so early!" she asked, confused.

"you have a dress fitting at 12 and I have a suit fitting at the same time. Aaaand were kind of getting married at 4 o'clock." He replied once again.

Fiona sprang up from the bed and rushed around. She had a shower, brushed her teeth, did her hair and dressed into a lilac dress with matching slippers all in what seemed to be 5 seconds. Charming just stared, amazed.

"well, shouldn't you be getting ready too?" she said looking back at him.

"oh. Oh ok." Charming said getting up off the bed.

After they were both dressed and ready at about 9.00am, obviously after Charming finally worked out what to wear which was a blue sweater with black trousers, they got into their carriage and started on their way up to the castle.

Crowds started to gather around the carriage, Fiona began to get scared so Charming put his arm around her and kissed her on the forehead (A/N: aaaww!) and she smiled knowing he'd keep her safe no matter what.

"Charming?" Fiona asked.

"yes sweetheart?" he replied with a smile.

"don't take this the wrong way, but er, why are you called Charming?" she asked looking a bit puzzled.

"erm, well, my mother and father were what you call common, nothing special about either of them, so they decided to give me an unusual name, though my father is here today, waiting to meet us at the gates of the castle, then he will go help the wedding planners" he told her with a smile.

Soon enough they pulled up in front of the gates. There with two guards stood John, Charming's father looking extremely proud.

"Dad!" Charming shouted waving.

"hello son! Where's your wife to be?" he asked waving back.

"here!" he said getting Fiona to look out of the window and she waved shyly. "isn't she gorgeous?" he asked.

"well, she sure looks like her mother! How are you dear? He's not bothering you yet is he?" he asked jokingly with a laugh.

Fiona laughed with him and replied "nope, not yet anyway."

"HEY!" Charming said looking at Fiona who was in absolute hysterics, then at his dad who was nearly crying with laughter because of Fiona's face when she was laughing. Charming had to admit, her laugh was hilarious, but he found it more cute than funny.

Suddenly there was a drum roll and trumpets were being played inside the gates.

"good luck!" John said as the carriage made its way through the crowd of people until it pulled up again, this time in front of a red carpet leading to Fiona's parents and the front of the castle.

"announcing the long awaited return of the beautiful Princess Fiona and her husband to be" they heard a voice say, followed by a huge applause from the crowd with a few whistles and 'woops'.

"well, this is it." Fiona said turning to face Charming who was so nervous he was shaking uncontrollably. "oh honey." She said holding his hand. "it'll be over before you know it. Come on!" they then both stepped out of the carriage and the crowd went into a huge 'AAAAAWWWW' then back to the deafening applause from before. Charming and Fiona carried on walking down the carpet with the occasional wave or hi-five to someone in the crowds and after what seemed like forever finally reached where the king and queen were standing.

"Mom! Dad!" Fiona said happily, hugging them as a few tears fell from her eyes. "this is my fiancé, Charming."

Charming stepped forward. "we don't need to be introduced to him! We know this guy since forever! Anyway, well done lad!" Harold said as Charming grinned and winked at Fiona causing her to blush violently. He gave Lillian a kiss on the cheek and Harold an awkward hug, though he had been kind of an uncle to him since he was young. He then walked over to Fiona and put his arm around her waist.

"well we better be getting inside then!" Lillian said.

"dinner is served" a chubby little Frenchman, with a moustache (probably the cook) stated as some other servants brought in the delicious looking food. "bon appetite" he said and then walked back into the kitchen.

They all started to eat when Lillian attempted to make conversation. "so, Fiona, where do you live?"

"well, you have to ask Charming that" she replied as she looked at her fiancé.

"at the moment, we don't live anywhere, but I've bought us a house on one of these streets, don't know the name of it." He said.

"I guess that would be a fine place to raise the children" Lillian replied with added emphasis on the 'raise the children' part as she looked at her daughter.

Harold and Charming turned silent halfway through their conversation about last weeks Jousting World Tournament Final and looked at Fiona. All eyes were on her now, even a servant had heard the 'raise the children part' and was waiting for her to speak.

She laughed lightly and said "well, we'll just have to see about that I suppose, I mean if it happens it happens." She said nervously. (A/N: I don't know if there were such things as medieval condoms but, im not going there haha)

Then all eyes turned to Charming. "I er, um, what she said!" he said pointing at Fiona. This was possibly the most embarrassing moment of both their lives.

A/N: so whaddya think? Good? Bad? Review please! The next update will be tomorrow ~iPurpleheart xx