A/N: I'm pretty sick of this story to be honest, so this is my last chapter. Don't worry, I'll try to make this funny enough…in the end, there will be a great ending, I think.
It was time. They were traveling to Forks. Split up by their clearly serious(idiotic), deep(really stupid), and very unfunny(very funny) obsessions with Twilight, they set out in search of their idols for some help.
Clare, Adam, Imogen, Selena, Drew, and Kim walk to someone's house. They knock on the door and a dude with a weird mustache walks out. "What?" he asks. "We are looking for Bella, this is an emergency. We need to find Edw-" Clare is cut off by the man he closes the door in her face. "What now?" Drew asks. "I know, get in my truck." They turn around and see Bella standing in next to her car, they jump in. Clare and Kim in the front, and the rest in the back. "Aren't you Kim Kardashian?" Bella asks. "I Love your boyfriend." She says. Bella awkwardly turns the key in the ignition. They here a weird sound, and everyone in the back groans. "Why are they groaning? The car started!" Bella asked. "No it didn't, Drew farted." Clare said.
Eli, Alli, Fitz, Ritz, Pitbull, and Jay drive up to a beach and go to a house. A woman opens the door. "Excuse me, do you know where we could find Jacob?" Eli asks. She groans and lets them in, they all are excited to sit in the living room with the other werewolf boys. Eli, Fitz, Ritz, Pitbull, and Jay sit down, while Alli starts to feel all their abs. "You know, I used to have a boyfriend who looked just like you guys." Alli randomly stated. "Hey guys, I'm Jacob." Jacob walks in, and takes off his shirt. In the boys mind, they shift their eyes, but in Alli's mind…: (At Last By Etta James plays) Everything except Jacob turns red, rose petals fall, and his abs pump up and down. Her heart flip flops as he walks closer, coming in for a kiss… Eli and the boys stared at her. "Alli! Snap out of it!" The music stopped, and Jacob hadn't exactly taken his shirt off. "We need you to help us defeat those retched Edward and Bella shippers once and for all." Fitz says. Jacob nods. "But first, you guys need to get fit." Eli looks at the guys, than back at Jacob. "Kay."
Clare and the others were on their way to Edward's house. They all got out of the car. They heard another sound. "DREW! STOP YOUR DAMN FARTING!" Clare shouted. Drew stopped sniffing it, and frowned. All of a sudden, Edward appeared in front of them. They all gasped in delight. He walked over to Bella and they made out for about 4 hours or so, as it was getting darker, they decided it was time to charge. "I'm surprised you guys didn't die-" "Shut up Drew!" Clare yelled. "We have to take this seriously if we want to win. You ready guys?" Clare asked the group. They nodded. Dramatic music began to play, and the sound came back. "Drew!" Clare chased Drew around the field.
After a couple of hours, the boys still had no abs so Jacob asked Alli to just draw them on. Eli led the guys out into the grass, in search of Edward and his FORMER friends, but stopped them quickly. "Guys, Iet's do this." He jumped in the grass, grunting and sometimes yelping in pain. "Eli, stop! You'll smear the makeup if you break a sweat." Alli warned. "You know what? You ruin everything!" Eli ran away. "Wait, come back, running will make it worse!"
Finally, they met face to face. It was time to brawl. "Clare, you know I love you right?" Eli asked. "Can we get this over with? This is kind of boring." Imogen said. They looked at her with disgust. "Are you serious? Why can't you take this seriously?" Alli shouted. "I Don't know! But you guys must be possessed or something because none of you would actually be game enough to do this." Then something clicked in her head. "Punch each other."
A/N: You should probably know the rest, they were all convinced it was a hangover and well, they pretty much became as awkward as can be. I would've made it better, maybe I will, when I'm bored. But for now it's complete. Thank ya for reading and don't touch the fuzzy stuff on the grapes in your garage, see you!