Note: This is like a "letters to the editor" section we included in our "magazine". Hehe. It was fun to write!
slash on!
what do you reckon?
write to
Tearmee Tearyou about anything!
dEAR tEARMEE,
Firstly, I just wanna say that I love your "slashin'" mag, and I reckon you're all babes! But pleaaaase, no more posters of Dahlver! She is just such a fake bitch. Leave her out of your cool mag!
Jal Rules, Dalport, PA.[1]
Dear Rules,
Believe it or not, some people actually like Dahlver. Just turn to our Slashers' Poll to have your say, ok?
Dear Tearmee,
Sure, some people say Dahlver's Garden rulz, but quite frankly, I hate 'em! The 'Garden sux well and truly!
Kabaal, BA.[2]
Dear Kabaal,
All I can say is, "sheesh, have a heart!"
Dear Tearmee,
I just wanna say that I think these ridiculous debates over who's cooler (i.e… Jal and Dahl-both are power-chicks and deserve a heap of credit, but I'm getting sick of hearing Jal bag Dahlver, and vice-versa, I suppose), and I think we should concentrate on more important issues, such as…BRAXUS! That warrior-kiav is SUCH a babe! Tesho mes, hunie! Otherwise, your mag rules, and keep up the good work! More Braxus and Prad Bitt, please!
All of Azzûr, PA.[3]
Dear Azzûr,
Thanks for putting my thoughts into words. I wholeheartedly agree with you, though I do think Jal is cooler. Turn to page 37 for a spiccy new Braxus poster! More Prad on the way!
Dear tEARmee,
Dahlver rules! People, stop bagging Dahlver! She's much better tan Jallarial, and her songs are so much more meaningful! Dahl rulz!
Dalport, PA.
DEaR TEaRMEE,
Thank you SOOOO much! My friend and I majorly drooled over that huge Prad Bitt poster! Thanks heaps, and give us more!
Ironbabe, Ironhold, GRN.[4]
Not a prob, Ironbabe!
Dear tearMEE,
I absolutely love Silverchair the Sequel's Saniel Dohns, and I noticed you haven't had any good posters of him! Make my dreams come true and gimmee a pic or two of Saniel!
Grateful, Saranport, PA.[5]
Dear Grateful,
Here's a tiny taste of what's to come. Sorry we can't offer you much more yet… The boys from the Sequel aren't being particularly helpful in that respect – in the chair clones tradition, of course!
dEaR tEaRmEe,
All I have to say is, you're a legend. Go girl.
Sanctuary, GRN.[6]
Dear Sanctuary,
Thanks! Same to you!
[1] Dalport, PARNASSA – the city Jallarial is from in the books.
[2] Kabaal is another city in Amerillia (if I haven't mentioned this before).
[3] Azzûr, another city in Amerillia. PA – Parnassa. This writer was being cheeky by assuming all of Azzûr agreed with him/her. *s*
[4] Ironhold – a dwarven city in GRUNDIA (GRN).
[5] Saranport – yes, another city.
[6] Sanctuary is the island off the coast of Grundia – it is the place where Jallarial sits for a while as Lady of the Tower. This is from the books, not made up *g*