Disclaimer: I don't own Dragonball Z.
A/N: This is another one I wrote a while ago and just fixed up. It's a bit silly (I have another half-finished serious one waiting to be worked on). Hope you enjoy!
Cock Block (Picture #324)
Bulma leaned back against her desk, smiling seductively at her husband. He sat in front of her in her leather chair with his white shirt half undone and his feet planted wide, and a particularly large bulge in the crotch of his pants.
The Buu debacle had been horrible, terrifying, and very, very painful. And yet, some good had come of it. Goku was alive again, and Vegeta, it seemed, had finally made peace with his life. In the past six months, he had visited her at her workplace more than he ever had in the seven years before Buu.
"Are you here for another quickie, Vegeta," she whispered softly, sitting up just a little bit straighter and batting her eyelashes at him.
Vegeta snorted. "You are such a vulgar creature," he told her snidely, despite the fact that he was licking his lips in anticipation. She merely shrugged, not bothering to deny it. She was vulgar, and she knew damn well that her husband liked it that way.
Lifting a hand, she moved to cup her breast in invitation, but Vegeta's sudden "No!" stopped her.
"What?" she yelled back, confused, and a little miffed at his sudden rejection. "That is the only reason you ever visit me at work!"
"I know," her husband ground out between clenched teeth, crossing his legs self-consciously and nodding towards the window behind him. "But it looks like somebody decided to follow me here."
She followed his gaze and shrieked, clutching her hand to her racing heart. When she caught her breath, she relaxed back against her desk once more, frowning at her floating nine year old through the glass.
"You're going to have to clean those windows if you dirty them!" she yelled. Trunks' answer was to press himself further against the windowpane, his face squashing into an ugly, piggish expression against the glass.
"I told you not to teach him how to fly," she told Vegeta quietly, her heart still hammering in her chest.
I barely audible "Fuck" was all she heard in reply.