Chapter 4

Naruto's 'Sexy No Jutsu'

Sakura snuck out of her dormitory at noon, on Sunday, carrying a bundle and made her way outside. Then she bumped into Yintora and the contents in her bundle went flying everywhere. It was clothes.

"What are you doing sneaking clothes out of the dormitory?" Yintora asked her.

"Uhhhh, laundry. Yep got to do that laundry." Sakura lied rubbing the back of her head.

"Laundry, right." Yintora looked at her suspiciously. Then she smiled. "Okay, have fun!" she yelled and went on her way.

Sakura finally snuck outside. She brought some of her clothes to an alley way. There were Naruto and Sasuke there waiting for her.

She handed the clothes to Naruto and asked Sasuke, "Ummm, why again won't you let me do it. I mean because it would be much easier."

"Well, because girls are notorious for being bad liars and telling each other everything." Naruto stated. They both looked at him holding and examining the clothes."What if I am to put these on I'm going to need a little bit of privacy."

"Naruto, you're dressing in an alleyway. There really isn't much privacy." Sakura said.

"Still I want as much privacy as I'm allowed." He said. Then Sakura and Sasuke turned around.

"I don't want you going because you could get in trouble. I rather have Naruto do it because he's notorious for getting in trouble and besides he said he wanted to go somewhere after he did this." Sasuke stated to Sakura, Naruto dressed.

"Okay, how do I look?" Naruto asked and he turned into a girl just as Sasuke and Sakura turned around. Now he looked like a 13 year old girl with two ponytails wearing a pink T-shirt that read 'HOT' with red letters. He wore a jeans skirt that went to his knees, and sandals.

"And guess what?" Naruto started in his now girly voice. "I came up with the perfect name for myself: Naruta Uzumakia!" He yelled.

Sakura giggled at the sight.

"Oh yeah, that name is really unsuspicious." Sakura stated sarcastically.

"Oh!" Naruto said angrily. "You're just jealous because I look better in your clothes than you do." He said snottily to her.

Sasuke held Sakura back because she was trying to claw Naruto's face off of him.

"Ladies calm down now." Sasuke said.

"Oh that right, a I'm a lady now, so I can do this!" He yelled and he slugged Sasuke really hard in the arm and kicked him in the shin. "And since I'm a lady, you can't hurt me back."

Sasuke was barely affected by Naruto's blows. He went up to Naruto threw him to the wall and took a knife to his neck. "Naruto, quit being cocky. I always thought of you as a girl and I wasn't afraid to hurt you then so I'm not afraid to hurt you now. Now if you screw this up I will kill you." Sasuke said and he retracted the knife from Naruto's throat.

"Now here are the books." Sasuke stated and took the three books out of his pocket and gave them to Naruto who know now examining the empty purse that came along with Sakura's bundle.

He put the books inside of the purse and put his hand to his temple.

"Naruta Uzumakia, reporting for duty!" Naruto said.

"Okay so here's Yintora's dorm number." Sakura said stuffing it into Naruto's hand and closing it.

"Okay." He said and he happily skipped toward the girls' dormitory.

"The dormitories were lined up along left side the hall just like the boys' dormitories were and he looked at the piece of paper as he walked down the hall. The sunlight illuminated the hallway a little, but not much since the sun was shining directly on the top of the roof.

No not that one, not that one either. He thought as he passed each door. Ooooooh, I'm getting close! Ahh here we are. Number 1.

He turned and stood in front a door with a big number 1 on it. He entered the room.

Naruto expected it to be all bright colored and girly, Yintora's was different, but not quite the opposite. Her room was a medium-sized dorm, like usual ones that were really tiny. It was painted maroon and the most noticeable thing you saw a you walked into the room was the gigantic seven foot white tiger painting on her wall.

There was not a bed in her room but a mat of about a half an inch upon the middle of the floor and upon the mat, facing the tiger on the wall, was Yintora, meditating.

"Hello Naruto." She said.

"Uhhhhh, what are you talking about? I'm Naruto, I mean Naruta, and I'm looking for my dorm." He lied through his teeth..

"Naruto," Yintora paused. "You're a girl right now. And just like other girls you lie horribly, just like Sakura." She didn't move. "Ohh, and make sure to tell her that."

"Okay." Naruto said knowing he was caught. "I just brought your books you left at the library."

"Thanks." She said. "Put them on the dresser in that corner." Yintora pointed to the dresser in the upper left hand corner of the room.

As he walked further into Yintora's room, he was engulfed by the smell of candles, millions and millions of them around her room.

He navigated his way through the candles, to the dresser in the back of the room, following the right wall, then the back wall.

He got to the dresser and he put the books down.

Then Naruto followed along the left wall and then he burnt his foot while following the upper wall.

"Oooooooow!" Naruto yelled hopping about like an idiot. "Ow, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot." He steadied himself on another dresser by the door.

Upon the dresser was a photograph of the Hokage and Yintora and what seemed to be her parents and her grandparents.

Ahhhhhh!, Naruto thought. So Yintora is the Hokage's great-grandchild! Cool! That makes Konohamaru her uncle!

Then Naruto overcame the pain and waltzed outside the dorm and shut the door quietly behind himself, leaving Yintora to keep meditating.

I give the results of this to Sasuke later, right now I'm going to go have some fun. Naruto thought and he ran off down the hall.

"They'll pay for what they did to my brother!" Yelled Takari. He was too, pale faced and had short light blonde hair. He was in his late 20s and had these strange scars that went across his eyes. He wore a black and white kimono shirt and black pants over lapped by a skirt that went down to his knees. It too was black. He also bore sandals.

He and his demonic cronies were perched atop the mountain, underneath some trees, that bared the faces of the Hokages. The sun was beginning to set and their plan was to be set in motion that night.

"They'll pay for what they did to Orochimaru!"