Dear Mass Effect
Dear EDI,
I like the sight of an AI
chained by protocol.
That is not a joke.
Sincerely, Joker
Dear fanfictioners,
I swear, put me in another
Shenko fiction, and I will quit.
I'm warning you.
Hey-no-what are you-?
Sincerely, Shepard sans Alenko
Dear Zaeed,
I can't afford you.
Call TIM for a paycheck.
Sincerely, broke all ties
Dear Sidonis,
Hate you.
Sincerely, Garrus
Dear Wrex,
Are you busy?
Can you, ya know... come?
Grunt yells a lot.
Sincerely, the old team
Dear Alliance,
Should I be expecting a check soon?
Sincerely, Shepard
Dear Shadow Broker,
I got renegade points for helping her.
Be careful, she might be in the mood
flay some people with her mind...
Sincerely, Shepard