Disclaimer: Don't own Torchwood.
A/N: This is just short and sweet. I wasn't planning to update today but I looked at the story stats and decided to give it a go. Sorry for any typos, I have total medicine head today. Also, this chapter is not the end of pranky!Jack. Enjoy!
If You Love Something Chapter Four
Jack puttered around, making himself seem busy when the others returned. The first shout came when Owen walked into his medical bay and pink confetti began showering down onto him.
"Harkness, just because you're pregnant doesn't mean I can't hurt you!"
Gwen giggled to herself, wondering when hearing statements like that had become completely normal. Jack had gone up to hide in his office, wisely, for when Gwen found some of Owen's things she squealed and was now on the hunt with Owen. Tosh watched the scene, a bit on edge, wondering if Jack had done anything to her, but she couldn't find anything wrong.
Well, he doesn't completely deserve to be injured, she thought. It was just a bit of fun, right?
"Guys, wait," she said to Owen and Gwen who were beginning to ascend the staircase, "Let me go up first, he won't suspect me."
Owen looked at her suspiciously.
"What has he done to you?"
"He switched all my programs to a different language. Russian, I believe. Irritating, but not all that original."
"Let her go," Gwen said, fire in her eyes.
Tosh quickly went up to the office, where she found Jack curled up on the couch, half-asleep.
He's being threatened! she thought, How can he sleep?
Either way, she covered him up with a duvet she found under his desk, and went downstairs.
"Is he ready?" Owen asked.
"Don't get him now. He's sleeping." Tosh replied.
"Oi, don't go all soft on us now!" Owen said
"Leave him alone, is what he did really that bad?"
"Yes! I did not need to see Owen's personal objects!" Gwen thundered.
"That sounds like a personal problem between you and him." Ianto cut in.
Gwen saw the logic in that statement and glared at Owen, causing him to turn on his heel and speed away.
"He's sleeping." Tosh said.
"I heard. Thank you for protecting him," he said, handing Tosh a coffee.
"No problem." She said, and took a sip, "Ianto, have I ever told you how amazing you are?"
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