A/N I enjoyed writing this so much! Especially since I've been having a very horrible summer so far.
Thank you AlKaholiK for the McDonald's idea!
I hope you enjoy this one, thank you for the reviews.
"A negative 1 with a side of fries would be nice," Undertaker said without looking up. He was trying to figure out how someone could fit a dollar bill in the little donation box.
"Sir we do not have a negative one. Please pick an order that is above me." The woman just stood behind the register, tapping the counter with her high priced overly exaggerated nails.
Taker was visibly confused,"There is a negative sign infront of the one so if you do not mind ma'am, I would like to have a NEGATIVE one with a side of fries. Oh and I want refills for the coke."
The woman dropped her head and sighed loudly, "Okay. Please point to me where the negative one order is sir and I will give you the entire meal for free."
She didn't have to tell the big man twice. He took advantage of the length of his legs and was able to cross over the counter very easily. Smiling widely, he pointed to the negative one. His deed was done.
"Sir. That is the computer monitor that the employees check to see what orders they have to get done. Now there is a long line. Either you act like a normal person or get the hell out."
Before she even finished her sentence, his smile faded and his chest began to go up and down rapidly. The woman did not budge.
"KANE! KANE! KANE! KANE! KANE!" It was a guarantee that no one had ever run fast enough in their entire lives. The woman still did not budge.
"WHAT IS GOING ON!?" Kane had managed to slide over the counter like in an action movie. He checked his large brother for wounds but couldn't find any.
"The hell are you yelling for!?"
"This damn woman will not give me my order!"
Kane turned around and found the woman getting the orders for everyone else who was waiting on line patiently. He walked toward her and tapped her on the shoulder.
"Ma'am why won't you give-" SLAP!
"My name is Bonquifa!" Kane shrunk away wide-eyed.
"I didn't say it wasn't I w-wa-"
"W-Wa SHUT UP! Now will you two gigantors get away from my workplace and get in line please!"
Kane and Taker fumbled over each other trying to get over the counter and back on line before the lady yelled at them again.
Taker tapped his brother,"She is a very mean lady and I am very terrified."
"I am too! What did you do to get her so damn angry!?" Taker shrugged and Kane sighed heavily. They slowly walked to the counter since they were up next.
"May I help you?"
"Uh well my brother and I would like the number five-"
"No I want the negative one!"
The veins on Bonquifa's neck looked like it was going to pop any second.
"There is no negative numbered order here Taker."
"Yes there is!"
Kane folded his arms against his chest,"No there isn't!"
"Yes there is!"
"No there isn't!"
Bonquifa's eye started to twitch.
"Yes. There. Is," Taker said.
"No. There. Is. Not. I will prove it to you!" Kane crossed the counter like he did earlier and stood in front of the large sign showing the orders and combos. Without much effort he reached to the first order and what looked like a negative sign was just a freshly sprayed line of barbecue sauce next to the number one.
Taker had tears in his eyes.
"See," Kane said while licking his fingers.
Bonquifa started shaking.
Taker joined his brother over the counter again and decided to swipe his finger where the barbecue stain was and licked it too.
"Pretty good bro. Would be better with fries though," To Bonquifa's horror she watched the two men grab fistfuls of fries and shove it in their mouth.
Before the guys knew it, the lady started screaming on the top of her lungs, trashed the little donation box by the register and continuously threw everybody's food on the ground.
Taker and Kane watched while they had fries trying to escape from the corner of their mouths.
"Oh my gah. Bonquifa just lost her shit," Taker mumbled.
"Well our job is done here." Kane high-fived his brother and they both grabbed a bag and stuffed some food to their enjoyment.
"You know brother this is actually very fun." They both walked out of the McDonald's and headed to their truck parked out front. Before McDonalds they went to White Castle. They guy at the counter peed himself and started to hump whoever came in next.
"That's not the fun part actually," Taker said while getting a walkie-talkie out from the front of his jeans.
"Oh okay so you weren't happy to see Bonquifa then.." Kane whispered to himself.
"What?"
"Uh nothing. Now why do you need that?"
Taker just turned the knob and started going through some stations. It was just mainly static for a bit until they heard someone yelling.
"The lady behind- KSH -the counter just- KSH -lost her shit officer! KSHHH- Not the burger Bonquifa!"
The two brothers just burst out in laughter while they parked in front of the Burger King that happened to be next door. Today was the day that all the fast food chains were about to go to shit.
"May I help you sir?" A very large man with zits covering his face asked.
"Yes I would like to order the negative one with a side of fries." The zit-covered guy started breathing heavily.
Kane turned around and said,"It has begun."
"Who are you talking to?"
"The readers."
Taker looked around,"What readers?"
"The people who are reading this."
"Oh my gah, my brother just lost his shit."