"Grant, I'm worried that one day he'll be more than angry. I know what he did at i93. He's capable of killing, you know…"
"What the hell are you talking about? He promised me he'd never go back there after I caught him fooling around with Thaigrr."
"You know that computer he got you for your wedding present? He stole them from Starkie, may he rest in peace. I was there when the mansion burned down. After Thalash stole the books, he let Yomps out of his cage. He showed him the LAN and gave him a computer. After completely destroying one match, he wanted more. He said that he can win more if he played with Se7en. Yomps found Ascent and began ripping her to shreds. They barely won one mid before Yomps decapitated them and began to scream from pleasure. Faint Gaming saw it all, and decided to take off the LAN without even playing. No one has heard from Faint Gaming since. By the time Froyotech finished their matches, Se7en had already made it into the grand-final, even with their now washed up, useless players, thanks to Yomps. Froyotech confronted Yomps, and after a fierce battle that wrecked the LAN and set it on fire, Yomps was finally killed. Froyotech, vowing to never return to TF2, gathered up and flew off into the night. I confronted Thalash about why he set this chain of events into motion. He said, 'I did it for the lulz. And because i'm European.'. Don't you see, Grant? He'll hurt you without even blinking!"