Organization XIII : Off the Job

Chapter IV: Xigbar knows his alphabet.

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Note: No stencils were harmed in the making of this chapter. Except for Bob, who was eaten by Roxas.

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Disclaimer: I do not own these characters, Square Enix does, I am just using them for my own entertainment. I don't own Trix or any other thing I mention in here either.

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"It's simple!" Xigbar said slamming his hands down on the table in front of him and looked at a startled Roxas, Demyx, and Saix.

"I think I may have just soiled myself." Demyx whispered to Saix.

"I may have too." Saix whispered back.

"Every time I see the Trix rabbit on television I wet myself." Roxas informed them.

"Thank you we did not need to know that." Saix said sighing.

"Are you all even listening to me?! I am trying to explain to you fools…the alphabet!" Xigbar yelled dramatically as Zexion played dramatic music unenthusiastically in the background.

"The alphabet?!" The other three said in unison gasping in shock.

"Wait, what is that?" Roxas said confused.

Xigbar sighed, "It is simple Roxas. I think it would better be explained however…in song!"

"In song?" Demyx said his eyes sparkling.

"Yes! In song! Let me show you…" Xigbar began.

He jumped up and started to sing, "Oh! A is for Axel, the pyro you all know well! B is for Bad Eggs, doesn't that stuff smell!"

Saix whispered over to Roxas, "I think patchy has finally lost it."

Xigbar walked over to them and stared evilly in a dark villainous lighting. "Hey aren't you listening?!"

Roxas shrunk down to the size of a dime. "Yes, Xiggy." He mumbled as the sound of pee was heard.

"Good!" Xigbar said smiling. "As I was saying. Oh! C, D, E, F! G, H, I, J!"

All of a sudden Xemnas appeared out of know where, "K IS FOR KINGDOM HEARTS!"

All four turned and blinked at him. "We know that Mansex." Demyx told him.

"What did you just call me?!" Xemnas yelled.

Demyx flailed around and ran around the room. "CONTINUE THE SONG NOW, XIGGY!"

"Alright then. Where was I…Oh, L! M! N! AND O IS FOR ORGANIZATION XIII! P, Q, R! S! T! U! V, W! X IS FOR XIGBAR!" he sung loudly.

As he did the other four crowded around him, "Y AND Z!" they finished as confetti and glitter went everywhere as well as many, many alphabet stencils.

The organization had sung their alphabet.

Somewhere on the ground…

"Dude! We are being invaded!" An alphabet stencil screamed.

"I know! I'm scared!" Another said.

"Guys, this kid is eating me!" A third screamed that was half inside Roxas mouth.

"Bob, no!" The other two screamed.