I love you guys! I'm just absolutely blown away that you guys love this that much!

If you see any hints of slash…well you can kind of ignore it till next chapter. Nothing explicit though. Also, Sam and Miekela are not together, Will and Sarah are divorced and Will has custody of Annabelle.

I think that's it…Oh! I forgot, well I'll tell you at the end of the chapter.

Disclaimer: All my dreams shattered :(

Chapter 4:

Prowl forgot to mention that we put in past experiences along with the new week's rules. Did we mention half of them are from the Holiday's?

Updated List:

61) Parties are to be approved by ALL of the Command Staff. – Sam and Will

*Have to be escorted by an Officer that is not Ironhide or Jazz to be able to attend.

*No repeat of this week's mishap with the high grade.

*Prime is never allowed more than one cube of high grade.

62) Giving random hugs and laughing insanely is not approved. - Sam

*Scared the Mini-bots in to hiding.

*Decepticon's refused to come over.

63) Saying the voices in my head made me do it is also not an excuse. - Sam

*Watching Ratchet and 'Bee freak out was worth it though.

64) Sideswipe and Sunstreaker's high grade is off-limits. – Sam and Will

*Found out it was their high grade we used to spike the Energon a couple of weeks ago.

*Still was blamed.

65) Asking Skywarp for his warping device and using it is not allowed. - Sam

*Wheeljack and Bluestreak could not look me in the eyes for days.

66) Trying to get Omega Supreme to talk to the Constucticon's is stupid and should never happen again. – Sam and Will

*Megatron and Optimus have forbidden us to talk to them without another Cybertronian present.

67) Asking Blurr to slow his talking down is like asking Bluestreak to shut up.

*NOT RECEMENDED. – Sam and Will

68) Screaming that you will rescue the Cassettes from their evil master is not advised. - Will

*Still have to avoid Blaster and Soundwave.

69) Asking who the "Fairest of them all" and throwing an 'Enchanted' mirror in a crowd of mechs and femmes in not suggested. - Sam

*I do not want to know how Starscream won that one.

70) Referring to any of the Autobots or Decepticons as Disney characters is not allowed. – Sam (For giving the idea to Annabelle.)

*Particularly as Disney Princesses.

71) Giving any Cybertronian a nickname is banned unless they themselves give you one to use. – Sam and Will

*Never ever call Sunstreaker, Sunny, Sunshine, Daffodil of Doom, etc.

*Even Sideswipe doesn't get away with this.

72) Buying anything on the joint Autobot-Decepticon account without permission is not allowed. – Sam and Will

*Thundercracker did not enjoy the truck load of plush toys.

*And the Conehead's refuse to mention what they received.

73) No fireworks allowed near Wheeljack during New Year's. – Will

*Or ever.

*Still haven't gotten around to covering the hole on the runway.

74) On Valentine's Day cards can be exchanged, but not with pranks in them. – Sam

*The skunk smell still hasn't come off of Skids and Mudflap.

*Glitter is added to the banned list.

*Banned list of item's coming soon.

75) April Fool's Day is not ever going to be celebrated on the Ark or the Nemesis. – Sam and Will

*Ratchet and the Constructicon have made sure of that.

76) Easter is supposed to be fun, not intended to scare any Cybertronian's. – Sam

*Telling them that the Easter eggs are grenades is dumb and idiotic.

*Saying the Easter Bunny can never been seen or caught has never met a group of determined mechs.

77) Fourth of July can have fireworks as long as Wheeljack is not near them. – Will

*Who knew Wheeljack wouldn't cause the explosion?

*Optimus also is not allowed near fireworks.

78) Halloween is only really intended for us only. – Sam and Will

*Having Ratchet yell at the mechs and femmes stupid enough to try to dress up and end up getting caught in said costume was hilarious though.

79) No food fights during Thanksgiving. – Sam

*Just because 'Bee and 'Cade left me out doesn't mean I have to retaliate with food in their face.

80) I am not allowed to let any Cybertronian help with the human's Christmas tree or shopping. – Sam and Will

*I don't know how many casualties we had this Christmas.

Whew! I need to talk to some of my friends for more ideas. I will probably have Chapter 5 up tomorrow hopefully.

There is hinted slash in some of these chapters (I forgot to mention that); for the most part you can probably ignore it.

Mucho love!